[about FSTDT]
You're not alone, Ron. I'm in their crosshairs as well, but I didn't bother to read their comments. No need to. I hear it everyday from co-workers and other non-believers. They all say the same thing. In fact, when I googled my screen name, it showed up on another site: systemwars.com. I went to their site and it's the same kind of forum as the other one. Let them say what they want about me. Jesus said this would happen. I'd rather be hated for following the Lord than be loved by the world. Been there and done that.
It doesn't stop me from praying for them, though. I used to be where they're at ~ mocking Christians and saying nasty things about them to their face and behind their backs. I know I hurt them deeply, but they still prayed for me. I've become what I used to mock. Unfortunately, a couple of the Christians that I was terrible to passed away before I could apologize to them. I will thank them when I see them again.
I have no intention of leaving this board until "they" shut it down, come to take me away or I'm raptured, whichever occurs first.
Since we know that posters from these places visit us, I would like to personally extend an invitation to all of of them to open themselves to receive Jesus as their personal Savior. I was a terrible person, but if He can save someone like me, He can save anyone. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior.
My husband and I will be praying for them.
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Ridicule is the only weapon to use against non-sensical propositions. You have based your life on something that can not possibly be true, that is what you have lost.
Also, both you and Ron are complete and utter douchebags, there's that too.
Since we know that posters from these places visit us, I would like to personally extend an invitation to all of of them to open themselves to receive Jesus as their personal Savior. I was a terrible person, but if He can save someone like me, He can save anyone. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior.
Since we know that you google your username (and do read the comments), I would like to personally extend an invitation to you and your friends to open yourself up to rationality and critical thinking. We are mostly moral, intelligent people, but you can grow to be like us. You have nothing but blind ignorance to lose and rationality and critical thinking to gain by renouncing Jesus as Sky Daddy Jr.
In other news, I suspect Ready4theRapture mocked fundies because all the cool kids were doing it. Then she lost her status as 'loved by the world' (i.e. cool kids) and fell in with a fundie crowd. There's a horrible element of sheepiness about it.
All that aside, she seems to be a nice person. For what it's worth, lady, I'll be hoping you find your independence of thought.
I don't hate you. I come from a family of Christians, some are fundementalists. I don't agree with them, but I still love them. They feel the same towards me.
The problem is, people have to be free to choose what path they will take in life. You may not like it that they don't agree with you, such is life. You cannot force yourself on people and not expect some backlash.
Sometimes people do find these beliefs humorous, but also dangerous. There is plenty of evidence to support the dangerous aspect of your beliefs based on some of the things that are said over there. Pointing it out makes it clear that we see it.
I do hate fundies. I hate them because they try to use their religion to control other people. You are no different than the batshit insane Muslims you scream about. To me, you are just the other side of the coin. Both of you follow violent, irrational, misogynistic religions. Both of you worship gods and prophets who are nothing more than immature, petty tyrants. Both of you want to force me to follow your religion's laws. Both of you think I should be punished for refusing. Both of you think that I should be forced to be a human broodmare and be forced to subjugate myself to a man. Both of you would deny me access to abortion and even contraception if you got the chance. Both of you would forcibly indoctrinate my children with beliefs I don't subscribe to. Yes, I do hate you, and your fundie Muslim counterparts. You all sicken me.
"I'd rather be hated for following the Lord than be loved by the world."
I don't hate you guys for having imaginary friends [as stupid as that is], I hate you for making a big fucking deal of it, bringing it into politics, and for refusing to have reasonable debates about it.
"I have no intention of leaving this board until "they" shut it down, come to take me away or I'm raptured, whichever occurs first."
You're probably going to die of natural causes first, or get bored and leave.
Honey, I was active in the Roman Catholic church for 20 years. I DID "open myself" to Jesus and all I got was a bunch of lies and empty pockets. The difference between you & I is that I know the Babble is just a book. I've read it, cover to cover, multiple times. I've researched it, I've taught it to others, I know the Babble is just some 2000 year old fictional book with plenty of historical & geographical fallacies. And you take it as the end all, be all Truth.
So we'll continue to mock you until you can atleast research or freaking GOOGLE half the crap you fundies spew unto the world. Have a fucking brain, a single intelligent thought, independent from your zombie religion. Until then, we will alllllways be here.
It's sad that you would call yourself a terrible person, Ready4theRapture. I'm curious to know on which criteria you based your analysis. It's also sad that at one point, you probably needed a psychologist, but got sucked into the whole religious bit. Childhood issues?
Can we stop posting this RR thread as directed at FSTDT? Come on guys, the whole thing is really about Obama's administration shutting them down and only a few on there mention FSTDT, instead they think they are being monitored by other sources as well. Come on, stop making us look so stupid too.
No hate here, just indifference. If you wish to live your life pandering to your deity, it is of no concern to me.
I only get upset when you try to force me to live by your religious rules. Keep them to yourself and we'll get along just great.
No one hates you, dear. Given the opportunity, I would be as civil and considerate with you as with anyone else. Further I would try to be helpful if that was called for. But while I would not ask you to forsake your beliefs, you must appreciate that there is no reason in the world I must respect those beliefs. And it's only when you insist on pushing them on me that I get irritated.
Thanks for the web recommendation.
As for Jesus, been there done that. Just like with Santa Clause I decided to grow up.
but I didn't bother to read their comments.
That's a lie. If not, how would you even know what we talk about over here? Or at systemwars.com? You claim that you haven't read our comments, then you accuse us of hating you. Contradictions FTW.
@ Painful - the thread was supposed to focus on Obama and their conspiracy theories about his administration, but ron4jesus hijacked it to sneer specifically at FSTDT. Ready4theRapture was responding to that, so the context provided is accurate. The only sentence in this quote that relates to their paranoia about Obama is the "they" part, which was a response to a small tangent about whether people would leave RR after the inauguration.
Just FYI.
I, personaly, am a Christain you smug jackoff. I just am not in a paraniod death cult. Get a life and stop dreaming about death.
Oh, and nobody cares about what you do on an interbutts forum. Get over it.
Thanks for praying for us.
But we here don't pick on people for saying "I beleive in Jesus" but for saying things like "JESUS HATES ALL THOSE FUCKING HEATHENS AND I'LL LAUGH WHILE THEY BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
See? There is a slight difference.
Man paints a target on his chest, he'd better expect people to take potshots. - John Wayne (I think).
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Saying.
"Since we know that posters from these places visit us, I would like to personally extend an invitation to all of of them to open themselves to receive Jesus as their personal Savior."
Notice how its not an invitation to the boards? why? because their abunch of hateful, closemindeded fucknuts who intsantly ban anyonme who dares challenge their idiotic opinions.
PS: have you EVER seen a christian claim to a former nonbeliever without some tirade about how all they did before finding Jesus was sin and mock the good christians? Kinda makes it harder then usual to buy that someone went from "god doesnt exist" to "the bible is the literal history of the world and Jesus is coming anyday now to get me!"
Google can find you IF YOU TYPE YOUR USERNAME in. I did it. and it comes up with ( immmediatley if your usernames specic or unique) what I typed in.
Did you think the WEB was something a Christian created?
If I punch in my REAL NAME it tells me about people with MY NAME, but none of them are me.
There's a reason, Google, is the search engine of choice. It's the best
The only reason that your site would be shut down is because you've threatened the life of the president elect.
You do realize that's treason don't you? Has absolutely nothing to do with your religion. If us commie-fascist-gay-pagan-satanist-atheists started going on about shooting the president, we'd be investigated too.
It's funny that she invents half what she says because, if she doesn't read the comments, the only thing left is exactly what she says. So, what's the point?, is she now ashamed of what she said in a moment of exhaltation?
Oooooooohoohohohohohoho Pascal's Wager. You have everything to lose, if you don't believe in the Mighty Allah, or Krishna, or some equally unsubstantiated nonsense.
loved by the world. Been there and done that.
You have been loved by the world?
Why do I doubt, oh me of little faith?
I will thank them when I see them again.
And pay back the $100 I borrowed.
If you want to pray for me, fine, have at it. It is when you people do things that actually impact other people that I, for one, get annoyed.
This "I was a terrible person" crap really bugs me. I mean, usually it means that they smoked a bit of pot and slept around a bit or something. Unless you actually did something like rape, murder, abuse, etc, how are you a terrible person?
@Often Partisan
I mean, usually it means that they smoked a bit of pot and slept around a bit or something. Unless you actually did something like rape, murder, abuse, etc, how are you a terrible person?
I work with a fundie who is otherwise a decent person, good sense of humor (!), not stupid. But he smoked grass. Duriing his evil days he smoked so much pot God has damned the entire universe to hell forever, unless we all climb up onto Jesus.
I don't know what extra chemicals were in the boo he copped, but I damn sure don't want any of it in my shit.
I feel sorry for you. I really, really do. You don't understand that FSTDT is not a hate website. It's an archive, so that you can maybe see that fundies aren't so great after all. We don't hate you. We don't hate fundies. We think that they're silly.
Actually, some fundies are indeed downright hateful. We have all the evidence we need right here on this board.
Some are pitiful, some are naive, some are thicker than a box of rocks. These are the un-hateful ones I guess, but they are all open to being mocked. The garbage they believe in has to be the target of mirth, at the very least.
"I will thank them when I see them again." Like, never.
"I'd rather be hated for following the Lord than be loved by the world"
You lot are weird .
So you'd rather be the 'spiritual' equivalents of Gary Glitter & Jimmy Savile , rather than value your standing in society; how the rest of the world sees you?!
No wonder then, that Obama won late last year. That all-important word: Perception .
Like I say: you're weird !
@Painful
Actually, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if those at GCHQ were keeping tabs on Ruptured Retards via FSTDT. Printing out & pinning up on notice boards/passing around the cafeteria etc what those on RR say, just for the LOLs.
Do your colleagues and other non-believers hear you bothering them with "Godly talk" every day, perhaps?
Hated? No, dearie, we pity you. Sure, we're laughing at you, but we pity you as well. Imagine wasting a whole life just waiting on something that was supposed to happen 2000 years ago, and will probably not happen in their lifetime, either.
If it feels good for you; by all means, pray for us.
Your site is still there, ten years later, as far as I can see. Who are "they" who'd care enough about a tiny cult, to bother to remove you from the Net?
Why were you a bad person? Being good or bad has little to do with whatever religion you adhere to. Good people can be good regardless, and bad people can stay bad even with religion.
You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by accepting the Flying Spaghetti Monster and every other god man has ever thought of.
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