[about the government supposedly going to start persecuting Christians when Obama is officially president]
I won't sign off, I just won't sign in.
I'll be incognito.
I will keep reading because they can't read my mind.......yet.
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"Run, Spot, run. Oh, Jane, see Spot run."
There, I've read your mind.
I think they'd give up on reading your mind after hearing ten minutes of elevator music....
Technician: Mr. President! We have gotten the mind link to some random fundie who hates you working!
Jesus, even in my X-Files addled youth, in my "aliens-have-landed-at-roswell-gunman-on-the-grassy-knoll-the-government-was-responsible-for-AIDS-will-believe-any-halfway-insane-conspiracy," I was never THIS fucking paranoid.
Medication guys: take it.
That's what you think. In fact, they knew you were thinking that. In fact, they know that Cindy S. is not your real name. They do know your real name, it's Sindy C isn't it? They know anyway so it doesn't matter.
Be careful with the reading. You may think your reading some RR fanfic but it's actually them getting in to your mind. Same with Chick tracts, don't read 'em. Same thing, it's them again.
You don't have to sign in or out, or even up or down, sideways even, it makes no difference to them. Incognito, you say. Don't make me laugh. Incognito is child's play to them. Even if you pretended to be ron4jesus, still no good. There's nothing you can do, nothing I tell you. There's not a thing that will work with them. Oh dear! I'm so sorry.
By the way, who is them?
Hi Cindy S, I hope you don't mind me introducing myself here. My name's Pule Thamex, I'm from Camjo 7. I've been living on your lovely little world for many years now and have noticed an increasing amount of influence by THEM and also THEY.
By the way THEM stands for The Holy Eucharist Munchers and THEY stands for Terrific Hell Everybody Yell. To my way of thinking it would have been better if they'd (no pun intended) called themselves EYTH, but still, that's just me.
Anyway, to move on to the main reason I'm here. I have developed a range of economically priced goods especially designed with them and they in mind. It's a beautiful little piece of head gear made of a glistening, highly-secret, off-world material. We actually use it to cook our Yekrut in back on Camjo 7. But, we have found that it makes the perfect foil for them and they.
I'm expecting a delivery in soon, Mrs Thamex said we should have some in over Christmas (I love your quaint Earth customs). So will contact you again very soon.
Squinjax for now, Pule.
I will keep reading because they can't read my mind.......yet.
That´s not correct.
But rejoice...
There is no real trick to reading the mind of anyone who posts on RR
"JESUS IS COMING ..RAPTURE.... JESUS IS COMING...END TIMES... JESUS IS COMING...ANTICHRIST.....JESUS IS COMING....RAPTURE" ad infinitum
I will keep reading because they can't read my mind.......yet.
Somehow, Cindy, I don't think the government is all that concerned with the meager thoughts your two brain cells manage to produce.
They so can. And they will. They will read your mind, and think, why the fuck did we bother with this mind reading thingy, when all we get out of this fuckers are stupid bullshit.
Plus, ISP, Mac-adress, etc.. They know who you are Cindy, and they are all after you. You better go into the basement and start praying to your jesus, because Obama himself, is coming to torture you to become a muslim. That is his evil masterplan.
ts;dr *
Too stupid; didn't read.
I can read your mind.
I'm done already.
Hopefully, with the help of LUCIFER, we will be reading your mind as well!
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
(just kidding)
"I won't sign off, I just won't sign in."
Enjoy your 'living off the grid' then. Just like John Connor in "Terminator III".
"I'll be incognito."
Fine. And once in your cognito, we'll weld up the doors, then concrete over such; a sarcophagus, nay, a memorial to the cuntbrainery of the tinfoil (ass)hatted Raptard.
"I will keep reading because they can't read my mind.......yet."
As a comedian once said in a routine: Pringles. They must have implanted chips into everyone to make people finish a tube of such, once one has opened it. They're so fucking addictive , otherwise! >:D [/CTSTDT]
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Meanwhile...:
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...they're watching you, Ruptured Retards. >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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