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This is Charles Darwin. When I died, I met God, who allowed me to make this flair. We did not evolve from lower life forms.

Unknown, Facebook Flair Application 60 Comments [12/17/2008 6:16:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Melanie
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No One

Bearing false witness?

12/17/2008 6:17:35 PM

Amanda

Nice try. Wait, no it isn't.

12/17/2008 6:17:45 PM

aaa

Sigh...

12/17/2008 6:21:18 PM

Eden

Liar...
when you died there were neither Internet nor flairs around.
;)

12/17/2008 6:21:34 PM

ausador

God doesn't need you to lie for him/her/it. Tard.

12/17/2008 6:21:43 PM

Lucilius

This is God. Don't believe me? Not surprising, since I don't exist. You evolved from lower life forms – but obviously, atavism is still common.

12/17/2008 6:22:22 PM

myheadhurts

Wow that's as real as Jebus coming back after three days.

12/17/2008 6:22:26 PM

Jesus

Hi guys, I thought I'd just pop in to say that you Christians are completely wrong.

Just be good for goodness sake, me-damnit

12/17/2008 6:22:48 PM

GreenEyedLilo

I like this from Cafepress better:


12/17/2008 6:25:21 PM

Illuminatalie

Blasphemous childishness.

12/17/2008 6:44:11 PM

The Anti-Fundie

Well, since the fossils prove evolution I assume that "Charles" is trying to say we actually evolved from higher life-forms who happened to be poorly equipped for surviving their environment for some reason.

Either that or he's an extremely unconvincing creationist liar.

I must admit I'm leaning towards the latter.

12/17/2008 6:50:13 PM

toothache

Exodus 20:16.

12/17/2008 6:58:57 PM

Osiris

Uh-hu. Nice try.

12/17/2008 7:04:32 PM

GOD

When I died, I met God, who allowed me to make this flair.

THAT'S A LIE! I did no such thing.

12/17/2008 7:05:26 PM

Pule Thamex

No amount of fantasizing will change reality. Look out of your window, the universe is still there and it's still evolving.

Long after the human race has become extinct, the Earth itself will still be here, supporting a variety of strangely adapted life-forms. The only consolation we have here in the present is that many of today's living things are the ancestors of the denizens of the far future.

12/17/2008 7:06:40 PM

Snarky

This is Jesus H. Christ. When I died, I met God, who allowed me to make this flair. I had to wait 2000 years to do it, but it was worth the wait. Cause now I can tell you, I've been overblown as the Messiah.

12/17/2008 7:08:12 PM

Thammuz

Makes perfect sense... /sarcasm

12/17/2008 7:09:03 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

LIAR.. honestly, how fucking stupid do they think we are? Do Cretins fall for this kind of shit all of the time? If so, its only proof to stay away from them, as their cretinism may be contagious.

12/17/2008 7:29:25 PM

Malkavian Jeff

This is me:


"I'M A SHARK, I'M A SHARK
SUCK MY DICK, I'M A SHARK"!!!!

12/17/2008 7:32:13 PM

Old Viking

Impressive.

12/17/2008 7:32:46 PM

Angelica Einstellsehn

I loled.

12/17/2008 7:36:29 PM

MichaelL

Wait a sec... You're not really Charles Darwin, are you?

12/17/2008 7:39:41 PM

Doctor Whom

This is Kent Hovind. When I died, I met the IPU, who allowed me to make this flair. Creationism is a lie.

12/17/2008 7:40:31 PM

Butthurt

This is you, from two weeks from now. Don't go to the pastors office.


12/17/2008 7:49:25 PM

lumax

God runs Facebook????

12/17/2008 7:49:56 PM
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