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This is Charles Darwin. When I died, I met God, who allowed me to make this flair. We did not evolve from lower life forms.
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[12/17/2008 6:16:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Melanie
Bearing false witness?
12/17/2008 6:17:35 PM
Nice try. Wait, no it isn't.
12/17/2008 6:17:45 PM
12/17/2008 6:21:18 PM
when you died there were neither Internet nor flairs around.
12/17/2008 6:21:34 PM
God doesn't need you to lie for him/her/it. Tard.
12/17/2008 6:21:43 PM
This is God. Don't believe me? Not surprising, since I don't exist. You evolved from lower life forms – but obviously, atavism is still common.
12/17/2008 6:22:22 PM
Wow that's as real as Jebus coming back after three days.
12/17/2008 6:22:26 PM
Hi guys, I thought I'd just pop in to say that you Christians are completely wrong.
Just be good for goodness sake, me-damnit
12/17/2008 6:22:48 PM
I like this from Cafepress better:
12/17/2008 6:25:21 PM
12/17/2008 6:44:11 PM
Well, since the fossils prove evolution I assume that "Charles" is trying to say we actually evolved from higher life-forms who happened to be poorly equipped for surviving their environment for some reason.
Either that or he's an extremely unconvincing creationist liar.
I must admit I'm leaning towards the latter.
12/17/2008 6:50:13 PM
12/17/2008 6:58:57 PM
Uh-hu. Nice try.
12/17/2008 7:04:32 PM
When I died, I met God, who allowed me to make this flair.
THAT'S A LIE! I did no such thing.
12/17/2008 7:05:26 PM
No amount of fantasizing will change reality. Look out of your window, the universe is still there and it's still evolving.
Long after the human race has become extinct, the Earth itself will still be here, supporting a variety of strangely adapted life-forms. The only consolation we have here in the present is that many of today's living things are the ancestors of the denizens of the far future.
12/17/2008 7:06:40 PM
This is Jesus H. Christ. When I died, I met God, who allowed me to make this flair. I had to wait 2000 years to do it, but it was worth the wait. Cause now I can tell you, I've been overblown as the Messiah.
12/17/2008 7:08:12 PM
Makes perfect sense... /sarcasm
12/17/2008 7:09:03 PM
LIAR.. honestly, how fucking stupid do they think we are? Do Cretins fall for this kind of shit all of the time? If so, its only proof to stay away from them, as their cretinism may be contagious.
12/17/2008 7:29:25 PM
This is me:
"I'M A SHARK, I'M A SHARK
SUCK MY DICK, I'M A SHARK"!!!!
12/17/2008 7:32:13 PM
12/17/2008 7:32:46 PM
12/17/2008 7:36:29 PM
Wait a sec... You're not really Charles Darwin, are you?
12/17/2008 7:39:41 PM
This is Kent Hovind. When I died, I met the IPU, who allowed me to make this flair. Creationism is a lie.
12/17/2008 7:40:31 PM
This is you, from two weeks from now. Don't go to the pastors office.
12/17/2008 7:49:25 PM
God runs Facebook????
12/17/2008 7:49:56 PM