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In view of the recent elections the liberal secular progressives are all a-twitter in their dubious victory and are using the Media False Prophet to promote their favorite sins over any societal restraint we may have had left in this country.

Buckle your seatbelts, Christians this is sure to be a bumpy ride! As Americans become further deluded by the progressive's agenda presented so often, we will see every biased and ridiculous argument used to further unhinge this country from the Judeo Christian God and sound ethic and more and more toward embracing a lesser civilization.

We will see calamity when everyone does 'what is right in his own eyes' disregarding their neighbor to indulge their 'rights' and will be savage in their contempt for anything good.

According to the Bible this must take place before this world system will come to an abrupt end when Jesus Christ returns. As Christians we must pray but also give voice to God's standard of Righteousness as long as the public square is still available for debate against popular thinking; we cannot change the world but to be light and salt in it for as long as Christ tarries.

DelightnTheLord, The Christian Post article comments 26 Comments [12/17/2008 1:46:43 PM]
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kingoftheheavies

Newsflash!

jebus ain't coming back. He long-ago ceased being maggot food. Dead people don't come back to life. Ever.

12/17/2008 1:47:56 PM

GreenEyedLilo

We will see calamity when everyone does 'what is right in his own eyes' disregarding their neighbor to indulge their 'rights' and will be savage in their contempt for anything good.

IOW, "Oh, noes!!!!!111 People are living their own lives and not doing what I think they ought to do!!!!111"

12/17/2008 2:17:30 PM

Marc

Why is it so hard for fundies to accept progress as a good thing? Seriously.

12/17/2008 2:17:53 PM

Mister Spak

Fundiebabble translator engaged:

WWAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I can't force anyone to do what I say! WWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

12/17/2008 2:31:22 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

Jesus won't hurry up? Keep dragging his reputation through the mud. That'll really encourage him.

12/17/2008 2:41:31 PM

Pule Thamex

WARNING. DANGER OF PEACE AND ..., HORRORS! ... FAIRNESS AND LOVE

From Pule Thamex our on-the-spot-reporter in Fundie Land.

Disturbing reports of an outbreak of kindness and decency continue to trouble the sourpussed, inhuman citizens of Fundie Land. Bad news of an alarming increase in the tendency towards humane behaviour has caused Fundiedom's colective knees to shake uncontrollably.

The good old days of bigotry and hatred are fondly reminisced about as the rabid hordes of Fundie Land gnash their teeth in despair, Oh! How the wailing is miserably discerned throughout the length and breadth of the land.

DelightnTheLord an idiotic spokesperson for the fundie contingent weighed in heavily with his complaints. "We assert, most self-righteously, that it is imperative that we demand our right to hound, vilify and castigate all who are not fundie. Furthermore, we wish it to be known that a return to a general climate of doom and gloom, and old-testament mores should be reinstated immediately."

The spokesman paused to howl most dolefully before continuing, "The persecution that we endure at the hands of these fair-minded, normal people ... (cont. page 94)

12/17/2008 2:46:27 PM

aaa

Yawn...

12/17/2008 2:54:01 PM

muters

They want the world to turn to shit so Jesus can return, but they want to keep the moral highground and wag their finger in people's faces as it happens.

12/17/2008 3:12:59 PM

Ken

As if you guys care about your neighbors. "Oh noes! The gays want to get married! That offends meeee! Oh noes! Some broke girl wants an abortion! That offends meeee! Don't take my money to support the less fortunate! Why are you hanging up atheist signs in MY country! Why are you all offending meeeeeeee?1"

12/17/2008 3:17:03 PM

Netharian

So if this must take place first then shouldn't you guys be actively trying to get this to happen and not fight against it. Wouldn't that be like fighting against God's plan?

12/17/2008 3:45:52 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Take your death cult and shove it up your ass.

12/17/2008 3:47:57 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Ah yes, damn those people trying to further us from the Dark AGes into a 'lesser' civilisation...

12/17/2008 4:11:13 PM

anonymous

"when everyone does 'what is right in his own eyes'"

fgs Obama is not going to institute anarchy.

12/17/2008 4:39:42 PM

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12/17/2008 4:47:40 PM

ND

"the world" and the USA are not one in the same fundy

12/17/2008 4:50:04 PM

Sasha

All this talk of fundies being light and salt reminds me of low-fat potato chips.

12/17/2008 5:03:38 PM

Grigadil

We will see calamity when everyone does 'what is right in his own eyes' disregarding their neighbor to indulge their 'rights' and will be savage in their contempt for anything good.

Here's a quote for you:

"I'm the President, I can do what I want!"

Meantime, America goes to shit.

12/17/2008 5:13:37 PM



I seriously want to know where these people go this "We are a christian nation" bullshit from.

12/17/2008 5:31:06 PM

CailinBan

They surely have this persecution fantasy don't they?

Can't remember where I read it, but there is a letter from a Roman minor official in the earlier days of Xtianity to his superiors, asking what to do with these Christians who kept turning up insisting that he martyr them.

Nothing changes ...

12/17/2008 5:32:55 PM

ArmandT

Wouldn't it be awfully funny if, just if, Obama was in fact Jesus resurrected?

12/17/2008 6:30:15 PM

xplicit_UK

Again with the drama... "buckle your seatbelts, Christians this is sure to be a bumpy ride!". Grow up for fuck's sake. You're living in a peaceful first world country, which by definition, makes you the exception rather than the rule. The sheer fact that you can afford to sit back and ponder and express what you just said means you have it better than two thirds of the world population, so your "bumpy ride" is nothing more than a minor inconvenience in the larger scale of things. Get a fucking grip.

12/17/2008 7:16:07 PM

Old Viking

So things are going to go downhill in a big way, eh? Then it strikes me that the 80% of the population that identifies as Christian must be very easily manipulated, indeed. "Oh, oh, the bad manz are going to make us do bad things."

12/17/2008 8:14:04 PM

Pagnostic

LOL @ "dubious victory."

12/17/2008 9:48:54 PM

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12/17/2008 9:59:47 PM

Frogflayer

"for as long as Christ tarries"

Ha ha. I suggest that you don't stick your head in a bucket of water while you wait - unless you really really have faith.

12/18/2008 1:03:17 AM
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