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Any good Christian has a huge trail behind him that anyone can follow. I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more.

It's nearing the time to stand up and endure hardness as a good soldier of the King.It's so exciting to be living in these last days john wrote about.Stand true to your Lord,never back down one inch.They can take your body but the rest they can't touch.

I'll be looking forward to all of the battle stories when we meet on the other side.

24thchance, RR 44 Comments [12/17/2008 6:12:45 AM]
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I'm looking forward to all of you being 80 and being like, damn, that shit we used to talk about all the time was really fucking stupid.

12/17/2008 6:13:49 AM

Rat of Steel

"It's nearing the time to stand up and endure hardness as a good soldier of the King."

Only a fundamentalist of one of the trio of Abrahamic religions would see hardness as something to be endured, as opposed to enjoyed.
*grins and winks*

12/17/2008 6:16:36 AM

Grigadil

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!

12/17/2008 6:17:31 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Elvis has an army?

12/17/2008 6:31:25 AM

Damen


12/17/2008 6:31:44 AM

Allegory For Jesus

"I'll be looking forward to all of the battle stories when we meet on the other side."

I am sure there will be a lot of lies from a bunch of people who spent their lives huddled up in their basement, thinking that the world was gonna end.

12/17/2008 6:34:27 AM

lolmax

For people who like to talk about islamofundies, you rapturetards sure sound just as violent (in teh name of da king!!!1!11one) as them

12/17/2008 6:37:20 AM

AuroraMike

The stupidity of these people. Obama has never once claimed to be god or to represent god. Obama has never once performed a miracle (unless you're racist/fundie and think that his being 1/2 black and elected is a satanic miracle) and Obama has not fulfilled any prophetic ramblings of John of Patamos during his mushroom trip.

Hell, the fucking AC isn't even in the Bible. It's extra-biblical, just like a pre-trib rapture.

12/17/2008 6:45:37 AM

OMGWTFBBQ

We resist persecution... by persecuting others, like the ebil homoqueers who are corrupting our Christian nation...

@Grigadil: ...beat me to it =P

12/17/2008 6:51:32 AM

HoJuSimpson

Goddamn I have never in my entire existence craved attention like these nuts.

@ Damen LOL

12/17/2008 6:54:20 AM

D Laurier

Any good christian has a sorded patern of secret sexual tysts with gay prostitutes and choir boys. Nobody cares who you are or where you live.

12/17/2008 7:18:05 AM



RR- Nobody cares!!!!

12/17/2008 7:23:18 AM

Florian

The King? People are finally realizing Chzo?

12/17/2008 7:29:34 AM

Grimesy

Your point being?

12/17/2008 7:34:27 AM

Clown

Somebody has played chess/checkers far too many times... Yeah, peons and bishops. Die for your king!

12/17/2008 7:42:29 AM

aaa

Time to go regicidal.

12/17/2008 7:48:46 AM

deviantART mod

Wherever Rapture Ready has been they leave a silver trail.
Ask any gardener.

12/17/2008 7:52:52 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

They can take your body but the rest they can't touch.

i.e. The churches took their minds years ago.

12/17/2008 8:27:50 AM

rw23

A huge trail of bullshit.

12/17/2008 8:38:54 AM

Ronni Bom

I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more.

Yeah, it is called a register of people. It's like the IRS has your adress or something. Like how did they ever get that.

I'll be looking forward to all of the battle stories when we meet on the other side.

No, none of your battle stories is any good in valhal.

12/17/2008 8:46:20 AM

Katsuro

"I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more."

Hi, welcome to tax.

12/17/2008 9:46:37 AM



Loooooonatics.

12/17/2008 10:02:07 AM

Eden

Any good Christian has a huge trail behind him that anyone can follow. I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more.

The usual delusions de grandeur from these fundies :D
"We´re talking about shit about the end of the world, therefore the government surely sees us as important enough to spend money into monitoring us"

It's nearing the time to stand up and endure hardness as a good soldier of the King.It's so exciting to be living in these last days john wrote about.Stand true to your Lord,never back down one inch.They can take your body but the rest they can't touch.

Well, the truth is, only few of you would be able to stand a real püersecution, kind of like early christianity endured, or the jews in the third reich.
I have no doubts that most of you, iuf given, in reality, the choice between an painful death (for themselves and their family) and full cooperation with the government wouzld choose to cooperate ;)

12/17/2008 10:11:48 AM

Iron Knee

A huge trail of bull shit- very easy to follow, but no one wants to.

12/17/2008 11:23:07 AM

Illuminatalie

I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more.
I'm sure the goverNment has more pressing issues than which way up you want to be crucified.

It's so exciting to be living in these last days john wrote about.
Maybe there should be a rapture ride as Hollywood so everyone can feel the excitement.

12/17/2008 12:15:23 PM
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