Any good Christian has a huge trail behind him that anyone can follow. I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more.
It's nearing the time to stand up and endure hardness as a good soldier of the King.It's so exciting to be living in these last days john wrote about.Stand true to your Lord,never back down one inch.They can take your body but the rest they can't touch.
I'll be looking forward to all of the battle stories when we meet on the other side.
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"It's nearing the time to stand up and endure hardness as a good soldier of the King."
Only a fundamentalist of one of the trio of Abrahamic religions would see hardness as something to be endured, as opposed to enjoyed.*grins and winks*
"I'll be looking forward to all of the battle stories when we meet on the other side."
I am sure there will be a lot of lies from a bunch of people who spent their lives huddled up in their basement, thinking that the world was gonna end.
The stupidity of these people. Obama has never once claimed to be god or to represent god. Obama has never once performed a miracle (unless you're racist/fundie and think that his being 1/2 black and elected is a satanic miracle) and Obama has not fulfilled any prophetic ramblings of John of Patamos during his mushroom trip.
Hell, the fucking AC isn't even in the Bible. It's extra-biblical, just like a pre-trib rapture.
We resist persecution... by persecuting others, like the ebil homoqueers who are corrupting our Christian nation...
@Grigadil: ...beat me to it =P
I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more.
Yeah, it is called a register of people. It's like the IRS has your adress or something. Like how did they ever get that.
I'll be looking forward to all of the battle stories when we meet on the other side.
No, none of your battle stories is any good in valhal.
Any good Christian has a huge trail behind him that anyone can follow. I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more.
The usual delusions de grandeur from these fundies :D
It's nearing the time to stand up and endure hardness as a good soldier of the King.It's so exciting to be living in these last days john wrote about.Stand true to your Lord,never back down one inch.They can take your body but the rest they can't touch.
Well, the truth is, only few of you would be able to stand a real püersecution, kind of like early christianity endured, or the jews in the third reich.
I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more.
It's so exciting to be living in these last days john wrote about.
Everyone has a trail, unless you live in a small hut in a mountain somewhere?
Ive said it before - i cant wait to see how they act after Obama is sworn in AND NOTHING HAPPENS!
The Christian trail of bullshit?
Do you seriously think that the government is montiroing every christian in the US? Seriously? No one cares about you nutjobs except us and thats only because you are funny.
"It's nearing the time to stand up and endure hardness as a good soldier of the King."
There's a prison joke here, I can feel it.
"I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more."
DMV records. IRS records. Social Security records. Trust me, it has nothing to do with you being Christian.
"Any good Christian has a huge trail behind him"
Eat more fiber, use a toilet.
"Any good Christian has a huge trail behind him that anyone can follow."
Especially the good Christian who owns RR.
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Don't worry, it'll be another few hours before my satellite's even in his neighborhood.
Alright, you little shit. In my facebook profile, I've got my political views as "anarchist," "undermining authority" in my interests, and quotes from Steal This Book and the Principia Discordia in my quotes section. If I'm not worried, you definitely dont have the right to be.
Part of me wants to hold a knife to their throat, just to hear them deny their god.
Then again I believe most of them would denounce their god for $1,000.
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