Lets get down to business. Lets hear some of your ideas about who you have suspected - could be the AC.
One person I thought about years ago was Bono from U2. Why? I just recognized that magnitude of his success, his adoring fans, his unparalled efforts in helping to feed the needy etc... Oh! Did I mention his uncanny list of personal friends? Many of which are world leaders - some who our own Presidents have had a difficult time in meeting? Who else is on a first name basis with heads of state, princes, kings, queens, presidents, diplomats and who can visit said people and convince them to send support to help fight hunger, aids, etc..?
Thats one of mine. Who are some of yours?
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Isn't there a quote in the Bible...something to the effect of "Woe unto those who call evil good, and good evil."? This...seems to fit. Perfectly, actually. These people are hellbent that anyone who actually wants to better the world is evil, vile, and doomed to hellfire.
Sing-along time!
"Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Anti-Christ, oh the Anti-Christ can
The Anti-Christ can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world say WTF?"
I nominate my ex(girlfriend, not wife). She was hot and sweet on the outside, but on the feeling department... a bitch, if I ever met one.
I think I see the motivation for denouncing as Antichrist anyone who's nice, popular and generous.
It gives these freaks an excuse for being greedy, bitter and vicious, yet still praising themselves as saints.
I actually believe that Phil Collins is the anti-christ, not bono. Bono, as per the holy Gospel of Parker, is actually a sentient turd.
Feeding the poor, and helping to contain a pandemic makes you a servant of the Devil?
-Truly, you are a sick man.
My favorite guess?
The guy who played Uncle Lewis in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. "
I love the part where he says to Aunt Bethany, "You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitro-glycerine plant."
Shit... I don't wanna be labeled as the AC, so, screw the foodbank! Screw the homeless! I think Bono is trying to live out the practical message of the gospel... something you douche-bags could learn to do.
What about ron4jesus over on RR. He's one to consider.
Hey! It's good this isn't it?
Let me have another go. Um? Let's see now? Obamy? No. He's been done before. OK! Um? How about .. er .. the Pope? No. OK. Um? John Lennon then? He liked peace etc. Oh no! Blast he's dead isn't he. OK. One more go. Um. How about ... Me?
I'm quite develish. Yeah. Hmmm!
Cor! That was good that was. Now I see the attraction of a hobby I once thought was for imbeciles only.
What do you mean, it still is?
If taking care of those in need makes me a minion of Satan...
Who was it that said, "what you do for the least of you...?"
Wow... fuckin' Bono is the Anti-Christ
Actually,fuck you guy whenever someone does lots of good in the world and alleviates the suffering of others, he's the anti-christ; hey maybe jesus is the anti-christ?
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Bono?
You mean that the New Kids on the Block DON'T have a hive mind, and they're not the collective Antichrist?
...Because charity makes you evil? </Bad Attempt at Sarcasm>
Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time. 1 John 2:18, circa 80 AD
his unparalled efforts in helping to feed the needy etc...
...And now we know that Jesus was antichrist too. Well, sort of.
I always assumed Fredrich Nietzsche. I mean, he wrote the damn book on it. Asshole.
Though my second guess would be Ayn Rand. The bitch.
I think they're just jealous of anyone popular due to their own ostracism from society. They're like 'people like him? But if he was godly, like me, people would hate him, so the fact that people like him must mean he's satanic!'
Yeah, he must be evil, what with the trying to fight starvation, aids, poverty, etc.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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