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Now now, atheists aren't stupid! Look at atheists of the past that all had grand plans:

Mao

Joseph Stalin

Adolf Hitler


Sure, they went to church at some point in their lives, but in the end they became atheists.

Mokangor, WoW Offtopic 51 Comments [12/16/2008 10:55:52 PM]
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Nihlum


12/16/2008 10:59:13 PM

Doctor Whom

Lying for the Lord, lying for the Lord, we shall come rejoicing, lying for the Lord.

12/16/2008 11:06:04 PM

Lucilius

... And look at all the Christians who had grand plans. Pope Julius II, Vlad Tepes and Ivan the Terrible come to mind. Of course, every atheist is a mini-Mao, while no Christian has the slightest thing in common with those other guys.

12/16/2008 11:06:58 PM

QT

Nihlum wins.

Oh, and let's not forget such visionaries as Alan Turing, Issac Asimov, Ernest Hemingway, Bertrand Russel, Frank Zappa, Carl Sagan, James Watson, Frank Lloyd Wright, Mark Twain, Thomas Edison, Sigmund Freud, and Bill Gates.

12/16/2008 11:07:45 PM

Knotilus

Hitler breathed air! You don't want to be like Hitler... do you?

12/16/2008 11:12:34 PM

Titan Uranus

I'd rather spend eternity in hell with Hitler, Mao and Stalin than one minute in heaven with a Christian WOW playing loser. I hope there's a firewall with no port forwarding in heaven so these pricks suffer.

12/16/2008 11:24:51 PM

Papabear

You know, there were a couple of atheists other than those you cite.

12/16/2008 11:26:22 PM

Old Viking

Stalin and Mao were motivated by politics and self-aggrandizement. Hitler was Christian.

12/16/2008 11:32:37 PM

kingoftheheavies

So they were born again?

Because we are all born atheist. Religion and gawd are learned behaviors.

12/16/2008 11:43:28 PM

GigaGuess

Now let's talk about fine, upstanding Christians, like Torquemada...yeah, he had some grand plans, too...

12/16/2008 11:50:43 PM

colonel catastrophe

Hitler was CHRISTIAN!!!!

12/16/2008 11:54:28 PM

Bryan65

This is why they don't hire dickheads to teach history.

12/17/2008 12:18:21 AM

tracer

The WoW Offtopic thread in question has been deleted by Blizzard's moderators.

However, I should point out that "Mokangor" is a level 12 Orc shaman. He's probably somebody's alt. I'll bet you dollars to donut-holes that his main is a Night Elf Hunter.

12/17/2008 12:19:38 AM

Someone

No... i bet its a rogue... but still night elf ;)

12/17/2008 12:24:47 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Adolf Hitler"

Fail.

12/17/2008 12:27:29 AM

anti-nonsense

Adolf Hitler was not an atheist. Adolf Hitler was a Christian. And Hitler is definitely not the only murderous psychopathic Christian that has ever existed. Shall we judge Christianity on it's murderous extremists? You've got a lot more of them then we do.

12/17/2008 12:45:22 AM

Shadoboy

Lying for Jesus is still lying.

12/17/2008 1:02:45 AM



WoW?
Children with fuck all else to do..

12/17/2008 1:11:45 AM

Nowonmai

Hitler was a Christian. Mao thought himself a demigod, so 2/3s your argument is incorrect.

12/17/2008 1:16:12 AM

Jay-Sus

Hitler was Christian, fuckwad.

12/17/2008 1:47:35 AM

Moondog

Hitler drank water, too. I had a glass of water with my dinner tonight. It can be mathematically proven that one of the trillions of molecules I drank tonight passed through Hitler at some point in his life. Or you, for that matter.

12/17/2008 1:54:06 AM

Fanatic-Templar

So did Jesus.

What? I can lie too.

12/17/2008 2:06:52 AM

LOLKILLZ

"I'd rather spend eternity in hell with Hitler, Mao and Stalin than one minute in heaven with a Christian WOW playing loser. I hope there's a firewall with no port forwarding in heaven so these pricks suffer."

No, I believe that the firewall is in Hell.

12/17/2008 2:20:24 AM

ArmandT

Political ambition and Machiavellian tactics know no religion.

12/17/2008 2:49:56 AM



Sure, they were religious, but they really were atheists cuz I say they were.

12/17/2008 5:11:03 AM
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