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#813709
HoJuSimpson
Yep, just like a person consistently eating lots and lots of fast food and is at extreme risk for a heart attack thinks they are because of the rapture.
12/16/2008 11:04:27 PM
#813744
pete
I seriously doubt that most of those who are awaiting the Rapture, with baited breath, would have voted for President-elect Obama. In fact, I can't think of a single white fundy who voted for Obama. I think that Bible Spice (Palin) sucked up most of the bat-shit crazy voters.
12/16/2008 11:20:41 PM
#813752
Elphada
nope
12/16/2008 11:23:00 PM
#813755
Headache
Rapture Ready is a gold mine for psychiatric research.
12/16/2008 11:23:31 PM
#813763
Papabear
We don't see the rapture coming. We don't hope for the rapture. We don't believe there will be a rapture. Got it?
12/16/2008 11:25:17 PM
#813766
Old Viking
Yep, the Rapture is way up there on the list of important topics that Obama and his advisers discuss. Rock gardening is big, too.
12/16/2008 11:27:41 PM
#813804
kingoftheheavies
Wait. So I can see the rapture coming, but you can't?
Hmmm. I don't see it yet, but I promise I'll keep looking.
12/16/2008 11:40:20 PM
#813825
GigaGuess
Or...y'know...they want there to be a world for our children. You know, what with the NOT turning it into a toxic waste dump and all.
12/16/2008 11:48:53 PM
#813835
a mind far far away
Yeah, people who don't believe in a fictional rapture see it coming soon. I'm afraid you are confused. You neec to get out more, and get over yourself.
12/16/2008 11:53:29 PM
#813843
Ambrielle
Sharp as a sack of wet mice you are.
12/16/2008 11:59:11 PM
#813880
Allegory for Jesus
"Not going to deceive us anymore."
I assume that is because you are now officially claiming exclusive rights to deceive yourselves?
12/17/2008 12:26:10 AM
#813901
Ozzie
Yes, after bugging, trolling and keeping track of the Rapture Ready website, to shut it down at a moment's notice, the Rapture is next on their list.
Sleep with one eye open at all times.
12/17/2008 12:44:10 AM
#813930
Shadoboy
What does one thing have to do with the other?
12/17/2008 1:02:13 AM
#813945
tracer
Um ... if we believed the Rapture was imminent, we'd care LESS about Global Warming, not more, because the world would be about to end anyway.
12/17/2008 1:10:20 AM
#813966
Nowonmai
So they are going to see an imaginary event that was a fever dream of a 15 yr old girl, that her father bankrolled into a fan club?
No one is gonna deceive you anymore? Why should anyone bother to, as you are doing such a good job of it all on your own.
Stupid much?
12/17/2008 1:19:17 AM
#814007
Dipsy
So-called "global warming" is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make America more energy independent, clean our air and water, improve the fuel efficiency of our vehicles, kick-start 21st century industries, and make our cities safer and more livable.
-Chip Giller
12/17/2008 1:52:01 AM
#814073
Jay-Sus
[Obama's People]
What do you mean Obama's people?
12/17/2008 2:27:06 AM
#814280
aaa
Seen worse.
12/17/2008 6:55:21 AM
#814282
1BurningStake
"Obama's People" see global warming as a looming catastrophe that can be prevented. People at RR see it as a sign of The Rapture. I believe you are projecting your people's delusions to far, Penguin.
12/17/2008 6:57:59 AM
#814323
Grimesy
No.
12/17/2008 7:46:32 AM
#814341
Ronni Bom
Now it is closer. Now it is closer. Now it is even closer. Now it is closer than ever before. Now it is closer that it was before.
12/17/2008 8:12:29 AM
#814487
Lucretius
Where is Batman when you really need him ?
12/17/2008 1:14:47 PM
#814710
Giveitaday
Not going to deceive us anymore.
We don't have too, your too busy decieving yourselves.
12/17/2008 3:34:58 PM
#815333
Old Viking
@Ronni Bom: Thanks for a huge laugh.
12/17/2008 9:43:47 PM
#815418
Canadiest
Somehow a Taupin lyric kicked into my brain reading this
"and all this talk of Jesus, coming back to see us, Ooh,ooh can't fool us"
12/17/2008 10:45:05 PM
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