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[In response to Obama saying that global warming was a danger to Americans]

I believe they [Obama's People] see the Rapture coming sooner then they had hoped for. Not going to deceive us anymore.

Penguin, RR 27 Comments [12/16/2008 11:01:25 PM]
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HoJuSimpson

Yep, just like a person consistently eating lots and lots of fast food and is at extreme risk for a heart attack thinks they are because of the rapture.

12/16/2008 11:04:27 PM

pete

I seriously doubt that most of those who are awaiting the Rapture, with baited breath, would have voted for President-elect Obama. In fact, I can't think of a single white fundy who voted for Obama. I think that Bible Spice (Palin) sucked up most of the bat-shit crazy voters.

12/16/2008 11:20:41 PM

Elphada

nope

12/16/2008 11:23:00 PM

Headache

Rapture Ready is a gold mine for psychiatric research.

12/16/2008 11:23:31 PM

Papabear

We don't see the rapture coming. We don't hope for the rapture. We don't believe there will be a rapture. Got it?

12/16/2008 11:25:17 PM

Old Viking

Yep, the Rapture is way up there on the list of important topics that Obama and his advisers discuss. Rock gardening is big, too.

12/16/2008 11:27:41 PM

kingoftheheavies

Wait. So I can see the rapture coming, but you can't?

Hmmm. I don't see it yet, but I promise I'll keep looking.

12/16/2008 11:40:20 PM

GigaGuess

Or...y'know...they want there to be a world for our children. You know, what with the NOT turning it into a toxic waste dump and all.

12/16/2008 11:48:53 PM

a mind far far away

Yeah, people who don't believe in a fictional rapture see it coming soon. I'm afraid you are confused. You neec to get out more, and get over yourself.

12/16/2008 11:53:29 PM

Ambrielle

Sharp as a sack of wet mice you are.

12/16/2008 11:59:11 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"Not going to deceive us anymore."

I assume that is because you are now officially claiming exclusive rights to deceive yourselves?

12/17/2008 12:26:10 AM

Ozzie

Yes, after bugging, trolling and keeping track of the Rapture Ready website, to shut it down at a moment's notice, the Rapture is next on their list.

Sleep with one eye open at all times.


12/17/2008 12:44:10 AM

Shadoboy

What does one thing have to do with the other?

12/17/2008 1:02:13 AM

tracer

Um ... if we believed the Rapture was imminent, we'd care LESS about Global Warming, not more, because the world would be about to end anyway.

12/17/2008 1:10:20 AM

Nowonmai

So they are going to see an imaginary event that was a fever dream of a 15 yr old girl, that her father bankrolled into a fan club?
No one is gonna deceive you anymore? Why should anyone bother to, as you are doing such a good job of it all on your own.

Stupid much?

12/17/2008 1:19:17 AM

Dipsy

So-called "global warming" is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make America more energy independent, clean our air and water, improve the fuel efficiency of our vehicles, kick-start 21st century industries, and make our cities safer and more livable.

-Chip Giller

12/17/2008 1:52:01 AM

Jay-Sus

[Obama's People]

What do you mean Obama's people?

12/17/2008 2:27:06 AM

aaa

Seen worse.

12/17/2008 6:55:21 AM

1BurningStake

"Obama's People" see global warming as a looming catastrophe that can be prevented. People at RR see it as a sign of The Rapture. I believe you are projecting your people's delusions to far, Penguin.

12/17/2008 6:57:59 AM

Grimesy

No.

12/17/2008 7:46:32 AM

Ronni Bom

Now it is closer. Now it is closer. Now it is even closer. Now it is closer than ever before. Now it is closer that it was before.

12/17/2008 8:12:29 AM

Lucretius

Where is Batman when you really need him ?

12/17/2008 1:14:47 PM

Giveitaday

Not going to deceive us anymore.

We don't have too, your too busy decieving yourselves.

12/17/2008 3:34:58 PM

Old Viking

@Ronni Bom: Thanks for a huge laugh.

12/17/2008 9:43:47 PM

Canadiest

Somehow a Taupin lyric kicked into my brain reading this

"and all this talk of Jesus, coming back to see us, Ooh,ooh can't fool us"

12/17/2008 10:45:05 PM
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