Yep, just like a person consistently eating lots and lots of fast food and is at extreme risk for a heart attack thinks they are because of the rapture.
12/16/2008 11:04:27 PM
I seriously doubt that most of those who are awaiting the Rapture, with baited breath, would have voted for President-elect Obama. In fact, I can't think of a single white fundy who voted for Obama. I think that Bible Spice (Palin) sucked up most of the bat-shit crazy voters.
12/16/2008 11:20:41 PM
12/16/2008 11:23:00 PM
Rapture Ready is a gold mine for psychiatric research.
12/16/2008 11:23:31 PM
We don't see the rapture coming. We don't hope for the rapture. We don't believe there will be a rapture. Got it?
12/16/2008 11:25:17 PM
Yep, the Rapture is way up there on the list of important topics that Obama and his advisers discuss. Rock gardening is big, too.
12/16/2008 11:27:41 PM
Wait. So I can see the rapture coming, but you can't?
Hmmm. I don't see it yet, but I promise I'll keep looking.
12/16/2008 11:40:20 PM
Or...y'know...they want there to be a world for our children. You know, what with the NOT turning it into a toxic waste dump and all.
12/16/2008 11:48:53 PM
a mind far far away
Yeah, people who don't believe in a fictional rapture see it coming soon. I'm afraid you are confused. You neec to get out more, and get over yourself.
12/16/2008 11:53:29 PM
Sharp as a sack of wet mice you are.
12/16/2008 11:59:11 PM
Allegory for Jesus
"Not going to deceive us anymore."
I assume that is because you are now officially claiming exclusive rights to deceive yourselves?
12/17/2008 12:26:10 AM
Yes, after bugging, trolling and keeping track of the Rapture Ready website, to shut it down at a moment's notice, the Rapture is next on their list.
Sleep with one eye open at all times.
12/17/2008 12:44:10 AM
What does one thing have to do with the other?
12/17/2008 1:02:13 AM
Um ... if we believed the Rapture was imminent, we'd care LESS about Global Warming, not more, because the world would be about to end anyway.
12/17/2008 1:10:20 AM
So they are going to see an imaginary event that was a fever dream of a 15 yr old girl, that her father bankrolled into a fan club?
No one is gonna deceive you anymore? Why should anyone bother to, as you are doing such a good job of it all on your own.
12/17/2008 1:19:17 AM
So-called "global warming" is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make America more energy independent, clean our air and water, improve the fuel efficiency of our vehicles, kick-start 21st century industries, and make our cities safer and more livable.
12/17/2008 1:52:01 AM
What do you mean Obama's people?
12/17/2008 2:27:06 AM
12/17/2008 6:55:21 AM
"Obama's People" see global warming as a looming catastrophe that can be prevented. People at RR see it as a sign of The Rapture. I believe you are projecting your people's delusions to far, Penguin.
12/17/2008 6:57:59 AM
12/17/2008 7:46:32 AM
Now it is closer. Now it is closer. Now it is even closer. Now it is closer than ever before. Now it is closer that it was before.
12/17/2008 8:12:29 AM
Where is Batman when you really need him ?
12/17/2008 1:14:47 PM
Not going to deceive us anymore.
We don't have too, your too busy decieving yourselves.
12/17/2008 3:34:58 PM
@Ronni Bom: Thanks for a huge laugh.
12/17/2008 9:43:47 PM
Somehow a Taupin lyric kicked into my brain reading this
"and all this talk of Jesus, coming back to see us, Ooh,ooh can't fool us"
12/17/2008 10:45:05 PM