[Help! Help! we are being Persecuted!]
EndIsNear: Persecution will be tough, but it will be worth it.
kgreen20: That's easy to say when you're not the one being imprisoned, starved, raped, tortured, and brutally murdered.
Robert: That's why when my posts are ridiculed at FSTDT, I am actually happy. It means that i stood up for Christ in the midst of those that hate him.
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OK, OK. I won't imprison, starve, rape, torture or murder you, neither brutally or mildly.
But, I WILL continue to ridicule you and you and your omnipotent god are powerless to stop me.
BWAHAHA
I wonder how fast you would deny your faith, if the consequence of standing up for your faith would be real persecution with the constant danger of imprisonment, starvation, rape, torture and brutal murder.
It is always easy to compare yourself with the early christian martyrs if you aren´t in the same situation as these ;)
Uhh, Robert, just wit til Obama gets in and rounds you up and puts you in the re-education camps... I have a secret to tell you... The people here will be the ones re-educating you... Bwahahahahahaha....
And because their posts are ridiculed they think this is persecution?
I knew when Obama was elected that paranoia would run amok on RR. Since it's the Holiday season:
Twas the night before Christmas
You're being imprisoned, starved, raped, tortured, and brutally murdered? You say this as you happily tap away at a keyboard. Are you eating lunch, did you eat today? You probably did, and you are not suffering any of these atrocities, so quit it.
What you say is an insult to people who actually suffer. Nothing has happened, and nothing will happen as you say it will. The life you are living seems partially empty from here because you live it with the fear (and/or HOPE) that these horrifying things will actually happen. You come accross as missing out on the beauty of life, and this is so very sad.
'That's why when my posts are ridiculed at FSTDT, I am actually happy. It means that i stood up for Christ in the midst of those that hate him.'
No, shithead, people who ridicule your posts DON'T hate Jesus - they hate you & your fellow pukes who lie about Jesus' message, and your Old Testament bullshit.
I imprisoned, starved, raped, tortured, and brutally murdered a christian while yelling "Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!"
You didn't stand up for anything, you dumb fuck. You just posted something that was so insane, so ass backwards that a whole website of people would like the opportunity to ridicule you for it. That's it. You didn't come on here and stand up for Jeebus.
Don't hate Christ. In fact, as far as fictional characters go, he's not all that bad. I don't even hate fundies. Disgusted by the dogma and lack of critical thinking skills is much closer to the truth.
Robert If you're reading these comments, please consider this: At FSTDT we spend most of energy discussing posts which we feel are born out of hatefulness or ignorance.
Such posts are a poor reflection on the Christian community and do not advance the cause of the Great Commission.
When your posts make it to FSTST you should have no reason to be happy.
kgreen20: That's easy to say when you're not the one being imprisoned, starved, raped, tortured, and brutally murdered.
Which is what Christians would just love to do all of us -- admit it, you would! -- if only their Gawd would let them!
"That's why when my posts are ridiculed at FSTDT, I am actually happy. It means that i stood up for Christ in the midst of those that hate him."
No, it doesn't. It means you spoke your tiny mind in the midst of a nice safe community of like-minded people without knowing it would be exposed to normal society, and now you're furiously justifying yourself.
OMFG did the fucker just say that being made fun of is the same as being raped and tortured?!?!?
fucking asshole. and damn easy to imagine yourself being able to stand up valiantly for your beliefs when you're safe, in the majority, and ridicule is all you can honestly expect to suffer.
you wouldn't stand a day as a persecuted minority (as evidenced by the many gay or no-longer-believing ex-fundies who commit suicide because of the brainwashing and peer-pressure)
Buajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
right, that is so though xD
poor you, how can you ever live with the trauma XD
I don't hate Christ. I try to follow His teachings as best I can. The only difference between me and RR is that I can admit when I make a mistake AND I don't judge people by their sins, with the exception of stupidity.
Ridiculing your obvious lack of knowledge and your refusal to seek verification of the facts does not equate to hatred of Christ. Nothing of what he did is hate-worthy.
"Robert: That's why when my posts are ridiculed at FSTDT, I am actually happy. It means that i stood up for Christ in the midst of those that hate him."
Um, no. It means you are making an ass of yourself and they're laughing at you.
I wonder if any of these people possess the wonderful gift of being able to laugh at themselves?
"That's easy to say when you're not the one being imprisoned, starved, raped, tortured, and brutally murdered. "
That's easy to say when you're not the one being imprisoned, starved, raped, tortured, and brutally murdered.
Oh, what a twisted little BDSM fantasy you live in.
"Robert: That's why when my posts are ridiculed at FSTDT, I am actually happy. It means that i stood up for Christ in the midst of those that hate him."
So... you're proud of your insane belief in a nonexistant being?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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