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I think atheism fills the God hole with pride. When that is insufficient they turn to alcohol, drugs and sex.

bigwhammyRocks, Youtube 44 Comments [12/19/2008 3:44:24 AM]
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12/19/2008 3:54:00 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

I do not now, nor have I ever had a "god hole," which I assume means some sort of empty space in my heart.

Also, I don't like alcohol, I have never done drugs, and I don't care about sex.

In other words, you fail at thinking.

12/19/2008 3:58:41 AM

Frogflayer

No - I have sex to fill the god hole in between the booze and the drugs.

12/19/2008 4:00:37 AM

a mind far far away

The "God hole"? My mind is racing right now. I think I should get off this thread before my brain oozes away.

12/19/2008 4:01:44 AM

A Friend

Not everyone needs to believe in skydaddies. I don't have a "god hole" just like I don't have an "easter bunny hole" or a "boogeyman hole".

12/19/2008 4:04:12 AM

Ew

Liar! Jesus would weep.

12/19/2008 4:09:13 AM

Old Viking

I'm not familiar with the God hole, and I don't care to hear any of your lewd explanations.

12/19/2008 4:13:56 AM

Painful

What is with the "god hole" thing? Weren't the RR cult talking about a "god hole" a few weeks ago?

Is it, like in your belly button or something?

12/19/2008 4:18:53 AM

Antichrist

I actually understand this "God Hole". When I was a fundie I felt it. It's the part of you that feels like it's lacking, something is seriously lacking in your life. So you try doing more prayer, more fasting, more praising, more lying for Jesus, but it's still there. This "hole" is what makes fundies faith so weak, why they get so vicious when their faith is questioned.

It's what Mother Teresa was talking about when she felt that God was absent from her life. It's like being a child who believes in Santa, but whose parents are so poor that they cant get you any gifts.

Funny how I no longer have that feeling since I left fundiehood behind.

12/19/2008 4:25:20 AM

Amanda

Reminds me of Quagmire saying "That one is also sexual." xD

12/19/2008 4:26:00 AM

myheadhurts

My god hole gets filled with much more interesting things. Thanks.

12/19/2008 4:31:42 AM

Zimmer

My god-hole has been filled with self-worth, reason, and a desire to help humanity. I like it better this way.

12/19/2008 4:35:17 AM

noJungleKiss

I am an occasional beer drinker and coffee addict, and I can't get laid. If you saw me, you wouldn't be surprised at the third part.

12/19/2008 4:37:33 AM

WMDKitty

And you're using God the same way some use alcohol, drugs, or sex -- as an ego-boost, to feel "worthy", because you have no self-esteem. "Sin" is a lie.

@Antichrist -- I do believe that's called clinical depression. These guys need to get medicated, fast! (Antidepressants and a healthy dose of vitamin D should do it.)

12/19/2008 4:39:59 AM

PokeWithStick

@Amanda Same here!
Also, the one where they claim Meg has a third hole on her body. It's somewhere around the knees.


12/19/2008 4:41:10 AM

Barikada

Fill my hole, Superman.

12/19/2008 4:50:25 AM

Tomby Stone

If I could get sex I wouldn't need the alcohol or the drugs and if you could you wouldn't need the God. You stupid Godhole.

12/19/2008 5:13:59 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I think there's a god hole in Uranus.

12/19/2008 5:14:37 AM

kingoftheheavies

I use a baby-wipe on my god-hole after every shit.

Because I have reverence for my god-hole.

12/19/2008 5:16:52 AM

Fed up

The God hole? Isn't that what got Larry Craig into so much trouble?
When will you fundies ever learn?

12/19/2008 5:18:36 AM

I was born tomorrow

That's why I have never seen proud christians. Oh wai...

12/19/2008 5:24:26 AM

anonymous

I don't have a hole. I'm a dude.

12/19/2008 5:42:10 AM

Shadoboy

I fill my God hole with Caramelldansen.

12/19/2008 5:52:03 AM

Wandering Discordian

This reminds me of an old Dresden Codak comic, from back when it was good, about people with holes in them. Dresden liked his because it made a cool noise when he ran against the wind.

12/19/2008 8:41:55 AM

Pup

Heh heh, I've had my 'God hole' filled with more than just pride. xP

12/19/2008 10:00:05 AM
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