The theory of evolution is so misplaced and invalid. It makes it all the easier to say that because we know God is 100% real. I've done tons of studies on the theory and when you honestly look at it with a clear and completely open mind, you'll choose God's way of creation.
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I dunno, I've been looking at evolution for years, and it makes a lot of sense.
Also, creation hasn't ever been observed, not even on the scale of bacteria, where evolution is well-known.
Well, I have to tell you, I'm a pagan and I've looked at it with a clear and open mind, and I don't believe in intelligent design. So. You're wrong.
"I've done tons of studies..."
All 30 seconds worth.
"when you honestly look at it with a clear and open mind.."
If you believe what I tell you to believe.
"I've done tons of studies on the theory and when you honestly look at it with a clear and completely open mind, you'll choose God's way of creation."
Translation: I've been shown loads of evidence that I'm too dimwitted to grasp, so it's easier to give up and say goddidit.
"... we know God is 100% real."
"... clear and completely open mind ..."
Yep. Not in the least bit contradicting.
You can "choose" whatever you want. If you want you can choose that 2+2=5, you can also choose that a triangle has 4 sides. However, just because you chose it doesn't make you right.
For anyone who has truly studied evolution there is no question about its validity. I do not "choose" to "believe" evolution, I understand it.
You, on the other hand, are a douchebag.
"when you honestly look at it with a clear and completely open mind"
Let me fix that for you:
Much better description, I am sure.
I've done tons of studies on the theory and when you honestly look at it with a clear and completely open mind, you'll choose God's way of creation.
I'm still wiping tears away from my face, five minutes after I read this.
"I've done tons of studies on the theory "
Then you could tell me about the nylon eating bacteria, rght?
"when you honestly look at it with a clear and completely open mind, "
That does not mean the doctor looks into your ear with his little scope and sees a spot of light on the wall.
The key to shutting these people up (yeah, like that's gonna happen) is to test them on this subject which they claim to have studied. Ask them to describe the theory and their ignorance will become apparent.
...But then again, this is RR we're talking about.
The point is, you can't be relied upon to give an objective opinion on any subject. Because everything you think and do is coloured by your belief.
Trust me, most people think you're a gullible fool simply because you are an RR cohort. So your off to a bad start anyway.
Belief is a stupid thing and so are you.
"The theory of evolution is so misplaced and invalid. It makes it all the easier to say that because we know God is 100% real."
*sigh*
How many times must I tell you, you know no such thing. You may believe it to be true and you may wish it to be true but you do not know it to be true.
"I've done tons of studies on the theory and when you honestly look at it with a clear and completely open mind, you'll choose God's way of creation."
Please provide these studies you've done or give proper citations for the legitimate peer reviewed scientific journals they were published in. I'd truly be interested in seeing these studies that you, personally, have conducted which show evolution to be "misplaced and invalid".
"It makes it all the easier to say that because we know God is 100% real."
In the immortal words of the Lone Ranger's sidekick, Tonto:
"What do you mean, 'we ', paleface?"
"tons of studies"
Really? Evidence please.
...clear and completely open mind...
Oh, I'm sure it is, too...clear and open, a void, from ear to ear.
Were they all by Kent Hovind and Ken Ham? Or Ray Comfort? because, well, they're at best wrong. And usually they're not even wrong. And people manage to believe in your god or others and accept evolution. And they can usually describe it if a bit simplistic.
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Thought for the day: An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded.
That cage's bars must be made of Iron , eh Ruptured Retards...?! [/Judges 1:19]
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