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As in the gospels. The events are quite harmonized, only the facts of each event are a bit different.

LaMontre, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Yeah, if you throw out those pesky events, the people involved in them, and the locations and times at which they occurred, they just sync right up.

6/7/2010 12:08:51 AM

Cabraxas

Yep, except the gospels are describing the same events with different 'facts'. You don't know a lot about harmony, do you?

6/7/2010 4:13:05 AM

Blarghonius

The Gospels: They're the same, except when they're not.

12/6/2012 5:31:56 PM

xyz

Fun fact: Matthew and Luke (if I remember correctly) provide conflicting genealogies of Jesus.

12/6/2012 6:25:40 PM

Justanotheratheist

If that pile of contradictory rubbish is your idea of harmony, please don't ever become a musician.

12/7/2012 7:06:01 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Matthew, Mark and Luke report that Jesus had a last supper, a Passover sedar, with his disciples. John records no such event, probably because the event of the crucifixion in John is disharmoniously before the Passover sedar would have taken place.

The events of the gospels do not agree, and that is a fact.

12/18/2012 2:15:01 PM
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