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[maybe the quote is not technically fundie, but head-deskingly irony impaired considering the source]

As we were leaving the lot, I heard a racket again. It was coming from these same idiots. They were now out of their van, jumping and dancing in the middle of the traffic lane singing 'Obama, Obama'. You have to understand, the scareist [sic] part of this was these 'people' jumping and dancing. I would almost be willing to be that today, almost 48 hours later, their flab is still shaking. They certainly should not have been 'dancing and jumping' as they were. They were no credit to their race (that being the human race).

The good Brother Randy, Titles are so restricting. 30 Comments [12/17/2008 1:21:27 PM]
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Submitted By: spinetingler
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Paschal Wagner

'people'
'dancing and jumping'


Quotation marks don't work that way, you racist prick.

12/17/2008 1:24:01 PM

aaa

While not being very fundie, this is just too funny to be left ignored.

12/17/2008 1:24:18 PM

kingoftheheavies

Racist fuckstick.

Oh, and by the way. President-Elect Obama!

12/17/2008 1:32:56 PM

Bunny Boy

You've never been to a football game?

12/17/2008 1:38:06 PM

Doctor Whom

Okay, which one of you started a blog to impersonate our dear Brother Randy?

12/17/2008 1:41:04 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Having seen Bro. Randy's photo, I suspect that lard ass is probably just jealous that 'people' [sic] he deems flabby (yet, whom he probably outweighs by 100+ pounds) can dance and jump while he gets winded merely from wanking off to thoughts of pre-teen girls in shorts.

12/17/2008 1:41:15 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Anyone who disagrees with me isn't a 'person'.

12/17/2008 1:57:54 PM

enna

Okay so some Obama supporters happen to be fat too? I'm willing to bet the author of this childish rant isn't exactly lean and toned himself. What a dickweed.

12/17/2008 2:10:32 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Sounds like an Assemblies of God church when people get "slain in the spirit" (that is, start babbling and feel so overcome they dance around and drop) to me.

12/17/2008 2:11:40 PM

Philbert McAdamia

The good Brother Randy

There are others? OMFG, he's been cloned! Somebody take the hammock away.

12/17/2008 2:35:47 PM

tehcrzy

*sigh*

I just wasted about an hour and a half on another one of his blog posts (the one about english.pravda.ru supposedly endorsing fundie views), by going to pravda.ru and plowing through the site and...surprise, surprise, finding not a damn thing. Doubt he'll approve my comment, though.

12/17/2008 2:51:51 PM

John

(that being the human race)

I wonder how long it took him to add that last part after thinking about it a bit ...

12/17/2008 3:13:57 PM

Pule Thamex

Excerpt from 'All's Well That Ends Well'

Thamex: Methinks thou art a touch disgruntled good brother Randy.

Randy: The shaking mass of the celebrating masses did cause me to shake in terror.

Thamex: Ha! Ha! Ye good joke. Ye good joke. Now, on to serious matters that doth concern the livelyhood of the rude mechanicals.

12/17/2008 3:37:28 PM



This is Bro. Randy Randy, he who loves a good slobber-slinging preacher, mind you.

12/17/2008 3:56:34 PM



If the people dancing are flabby, then dancing will make them flabby. It's actually a good thing that these flabby people are dancing.

12/17/2008 4:25:02 PM

Illuminatalie

'people'
This pretty much makes it fundy or at least racist. The only people who consider other homo sapiens as subhuman or not-human are racists and fundies, though of course nowadays it's relatively rare for a racist to dare to talk like that. Fundies do it as a matter of course, infidels are subhumans, nonbelievers are subhumans, gays are subhumans, atheists are subhumans. Whenever I hear anyone talking about others and referring to them as 'trash', 'refuse', it's most often fundies describing someone they hate.

12/17/2008 4:28:10 PM

Grigadil

Isn't this the same fool that gets off on sweating, howling, slobber-slinging preachers?

12/17/2008 4:28:48 PM

El Zorro

You don't need to be a credit to your race to be happy about your favourite candidate winning.

12/17/2008 4:30:39 PM

anonymous

"I would almost be willing to be that today, almost 48 hours later, their flab is still shaking."

What the hell are you talking about?

12/17/2008 4:45:48 PM

shriekback

Obviously you never seen how people treated W

12/17/2008 4:58:50 PM

Brenz

I always presumed Brother Randy was kind of flabby and sweaty at all times. Was that wrong?

But the real peach is what he says AFTER:

I wanted to try to have a civil conversation with them. I wanted to ask them why they would support Obama, but I could tell there would be no reasoning with them. How can you reason with someone who is completely unreasonable?

People who disagree with your (unreasonable) beliefs are not necessarily themselves unreasonable, Randy.

12/17/2008 6:54:55 PM

Old Viking

Thus spaketh the Man Mountain preacher.

12/17/2008 8:38:51 PM

A Friend

What's wrong Randy? Did the flabby Obama supporters make you lose that erection you had thinking of 14 year old girls?

12/17/2008 9:00:04 PM

Barikada

"They were no credit to their race (that being the human race)." I'm sure that's exactly what you meant.

12/17/2008 9:32:05 PM

Shadoboy

Ah, who are you kidding? You must be fapping when you remember it.

12/17/2008 10:06:57 PM
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