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#813638
Why don't YOU stop worrying so much about what other people celebrate and mind your own goddamn business? I would laugh my fucking ass off if an atheist went over to your house and punched you right in the face as a birthday gift. You are a useless fucking boil on the butt of humanity.
12/16/2008 10:44:46 PM
#813645
h2whoa
You could celebrate the time a brother and sister got too cold in an Alabama barn and tried to keep each other warm. Nine months later, web-toed you appeared.
12/16/2008 10:46:22 PM
#813650
MK
I'm really not inclined to celebrate the conception of Sean Hannity, thank you very much.
12/16/2008 10:47:48 PM
#813654
LMAO @ MK
12/16/2008 10:48:27 PM
#813662
soup
Why can't I celebrate both?
12/16/2008 10:49:57 PM
#813669
MozMode
Why is it any of your business what I celebrate? You need to worry about your own retarded self and leave everyone else alone. And we don't think we came from a pile of shit. Now you on the other hand....
12/16/2008 10:52:01 PM
#813695
Nameless
"Why in the hell would an Atheist celebrate any birthdays?"
Because somebody was born that day of the year. While it's a bit silly in a way, why not?
Why would a Christian celebrate them? I'm pretty sure Bible does not say you must.
"They believe they were just a pile of shit created by chance anyway, right?"
No, you believe you were made from a pile of dirt.
"Now if they wanted to celebrate something they could celebrate the night their momma got drunk, screwed a one night stand and her reproductive cycle hit the freakin' jackpot like a damn slot machine!!"
You believe "life starts at conception" and are against contraceptives, so it's you who should celebrate what you propose.
12/16/2008 11:00:45 PM
#813701
HoJuSimpson
I only celebrate my birthday because people will give me cards with money, lol. Otherwise idgaf.
Also, that is not how I came into the world, but if it makes you feel better about your own mother, go ahead.
12/16/2008 11:02:31 PM
#813759
Paschal Wagner
I like being here. I like other people (well, some) being here. Why not celebrate?
12/16/2008 11:24:26 PM
#813765
Ashfish
Um, why do YOU celebrate a birthday? Do you celebrate it because you believe you're going somewhere when you die instead of just becoming dirt? And for people who place so much value on conception you certainly aren't showing a whole hell of a lot of respect for it.
12/16/2008 11:26:25 PM
#813768
myheadhurts
I don't celebrate my conception. Even if your nice little scenario were how it happened, I think I'd just stick with the cultural norm. Thanks anyway.
BTW shit becomes plant food. These plants, your mama ate while growing your sorry ass. Bow down and be thankful to shit.
12/16/2008 11:27:59 PM
#813779
a mind far far away
No, no, no, you have it all wrong. YOU were created from a pile of shit my dog left in the yard, and it was a particularly steamy pile, too.
12/16/2008 11:30:54 PM
#813789
Dark_Lord_Prime
"...and her reproductive cycle hit the freakin' jackpot like a damn slot machine!!"
Unprotected sex is not like the lottery, jackass.
12/16/2008 11:34:02 PM
#813796
Papabear
Please don't attempt to tell me what I believe. You obviously have no idea what I believe and it's the height of arrogance to act as though you do.
12/16/2008 11:38:14 PM
#813798
Titan Uranus
As an Atheist I celebrate my birthday instead of a christian christmas because my life is worth more than a dumb sand dwelling bastard that got himself nailed to a lump of wood.
12/16/2008 11:38:34 PM
#813800
GigaGuess
Why would a Christian celebrate a birthday. All the little ankle biter is, is a breeder for Jesus, and nothing he or she does will matter until it's dead anyways, so why? Hmmm?
12/16/2008 11:38:48 PM
#813807
Grigadil
Let's see... Darwin's birthday, Huxley's birthday, Ingersoll's birthday ...
Wazzamatta, The_Ejaculator? You never had a birthday?
12/16/2008 11:40:35 PM
#813820
Old Viking
Presents, stupid, presents!
12/16/2008 11:48:09 PM
#813838
Oirish_Martin
I believe the comeback "YOUR mother" is relevant here.
12/16/2008 11:57:51 PM
#813840
kingoftheheavies
@ Titan Uranus
LULZ!!
12/16/2008 11:58:03 PM
#813855
Jadehawk
aren't the fundies the ones who say life begins at conception, wouldn't it mean THEY'D have to celebrate that, not us?
fucking idiot
12/17/2008 12:05:59 AM
#813856
Morrigan
So this is how people construct an "Other" to place all their selfhate, and frustration in life.
(The irony here is that the same could be said about FSTDT)
12/17/2008 12:06:14 AM
#813859
GreenEyedLilo
@ Morrigan: Yeah. Depressing, ain't it?
I'm not atheist, but I give the atheists I love cards and presents because I'm happy they were born and think that's worth celebrating. So do other people. A birthday is one thing we all have in common, regardless of religion. Maybe if the_Elucidator got a birthday cupcake, s/he'd be a nicer person.
12/17/2008 12:08:35 AM
#813863
A Friend
What's the matter? An atheist pissed in your cheerios? Get over it.
12/17/2008 12:11:37 AM
#813870
Clown
Somebody has issues!
12/17/2008 12:16:14 AM
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