The_Elucidator #fundie freeconservatives.com

Why in the hell would an Atheist celebrate any birthdays? They believe they were just a pile of shit created by chance anyway, right? Now if they wanted to celebrate something they could celebrate the night their momma got drunk, screwed a one night stand and her reproductive cycle hit the freakin' jackpot like a damn slot machine!!

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