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God is WONDERFUL!! SNOW IN HOUSTON!!

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Of course you didn't need me to tell you that!

But here's what happened! This cold and dreary morning, I was sitting in my car on the way to work when I prayed to God for a miracle. I asked Him for snow. I quickly dismissed it and told Him that I didn't really expect Him to do that for me, because it was such an unusual thing here. I live in League City Texas, right by the bay. Needless to say, snow doesn't happen here very often. In fact, before recently, it had been 30 something years before the last snow. I thought asking Him for such things was silly of me.

WELL, guys... it's SNOWING LIKE CRAZY here in South Houston! I'm SO happy! I never expected God to give us such a wonderful gift. But here it is, snowing like I've never seen before in my life! Everything is covered in a blanket of white. I JUST CAN'T GET OVER THIS MIRACLE! It's like He's telling me to ask Him for anything. That it's OKAY to come to Him and just ask! Nothing is silly as long as I want it in my heart of hearts.

Thank you so much, God! (cheering seizure smiley) You are awesome and BEYOND words!

Minori, RR 22 Comments [12/19/2008 3:44:02 AM]
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Pule Thamex

Been on the other day. But Minori is a numpty anyway.

12/19/2008 3:50:03 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Re-re-re-re-REPOST!

(Sorry. Killer Instinct's "C-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!" suddenly popped into my head. :P)

12/19/2008 4:00:56 AM

Old Viking

Repeat.

12/19/2008 4:14:32 AM

maanantai

It's Repost. But fundie is fundie, no matter the day.
And submitters don't see what already has been submitted there and so on and so on... Just proves that many of us go mining for fundy quotes there :P


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I like the submitters definition of that freaky smiley, it's as short as possible and still describing.
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12/19/2008 4:15:39 AM

Antichrist

People are freezing to death, dying in car accidents, falling through ice

GOD IS SO WONDERFUL!!!!

Stupid bitch.

12/19/2008 4:20:04 AM

Equalist


12/19/2008 4:28:21 AM

WMDKitty

Snow is fucking EVIL! How the hell can this nitwit be HAPPY about it? (You know, unless she's liek, 10, and getting a few days off school? I remember liking snow, as a child.)

12/19/2008 4:38:41 AM

Jesus Klingon

Minori is just happy clappy about snow. Let it go. I'm giving it a one.

12/19/2008 4:39:17 AM

kingoftheheavies

Can't stop the genocide in Darfur, but makes it snow on the Gulf coast.

Yep, beyond words is right.

12/19/2008 5:19:25 AM

Devonian

Call us when it snows in Texas in the middle of July...

12/19/2008 5:24:14 AM

Yama the Space Fish

The Greek explanation makes more sense.

"Demeter hates you."

12/19/2008 5:49:50 AM

aaa

Reposte!

12/19/2008 10:13:06 AM

szaleniec

Poe?

12/19/2008 10:55:11 AM

Philbert McAdamia

There is snow in Vegas as we speak. (As I type.)


So what?

12/19/2008 11:42:20 AM

szaleniec

But none here in Poznan, a place where you'd reasonably *expect* there to be some snow at this time of year. The weather is strange this winter, but I don't take it as some sign that God loves Minori's corner of Texas (although clearly not its drivers...) more than the rest of the world.

tl;dr: Minori fails climatology forever. And needs Ritalin.

12/19/2008 11:46:03 AM

Doctor Whom

Okay, now ask God for food for starving children in Africa. What's the matter? Don't you want that in your heart of hearts?

12/19/2008 1:44:06 PM

Xemnas

Yes, I see snow outside. Isn't it wonderful? ^_^


12/19/2008 3:21:01 PM

redfergus

All this shows is that you can't cancel a prayer, so long as it's for something pointless.

Apart from that, I don't believe any of this. It might have snowed that day in League City (as someone says here, it was snowing in Vegas yesterday, so such things can happen), but Minori's prayer is a post-event figment of a fevered imagination.

If Minori was anything less than completely insane, and believed this experience was true, what did the silly arse pray for next? An end to war, starvation, cruelty?

Er, no. She's an RR raptard, so it was probably that her pastor's cold would get better.

I'm really beginning to loathe these people: at first I found them amusing, but they are worse than shit when you think about it.

fergus


12/19/2008 5:19:47 PM



I love this one. She's sitting in her car on a cold and dreary morning, probably fully aware that the conditions are perfect for snow, and claims that she was pleasantly surprised to see snow because "it's so unusual!"

Next time see a bolt of lightning I think I'll ask Thor for a sign that he exists, like maybe some thunder.

12/20/2008 12:59:11 PM



Coincidences for Jeebus!

12/17/2009 10:37:39 AM

Swede

God provided snow?
Meanwhile, thousands of distraught parents all over the world are asking God to cure their children from Cancer, Aids, dysenteria, MRSA, but nothing happens.
Guess he only grants the silly requests...

12/17/2009 10:54:29 AM

Big One

Did you know that prayers effectiveness is even lower than the placebo effect ?

It would take a God to prayers being granted every time. It would take another god to prayers being denied every time.

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