Whatever it is you are smoking, send me a pound!
12/19/2008 3:52:06 AM
Please alert me when you get to the dirty parts.
12/19/2008 4:11:00 AM
So. The world didn't exist before the, alleged, birth of Jebus? Where did his ancestors live?
12/19/2008 4:25:10 AM
And I bet the Earth is flat, too.
12/19/2008 4:30:18 AM
a mind far far away
Fucking wha...This has to be a Poe.
12/19/2008 4:30:43 AM
Did you account for leap year?
12/19/2008 4:30:51 AM
The citation leads me to an HTTP 404 error.
12/19/2008 4:31:46 AM
So the worlds only 2008 years old now?
How do you people keep up with this bullshit?
I googled the name, seems it was a real site.
Here's some shit I found on him
Other than that, he just spams groups with links to his non-existent website.
12/19/2008 4:33:31 AM
Absolute bat-shittery! ::whistles:: And the arrogance -- "Prime Minister of the Kingdom of God", WTF?
12/19/2008 4:45:46 AM
The day following Jesus Christ's birth, God created the world.
That's a, erm, very young earth creationist we have here. Though he has the same amount of evidence as most other types of creationist.
12/19/2008 4:55:53 AM
What month is the 17th month? Because certainly, the ark wasn't built in 7 days. I know for a fact that noah had to work in Congress as well as build, so that's a pretty tight timetable.
12/19/2008 5:08:42 AM
kingoftheheavies, I think he's working in a day-month-year format.
lol at his misuse of AD, too.
12/19/2008 5:26:34 AM
I was born tomorrow
What are you talking about? The Earth is only 100 years old.
12/19/2008 5:30:16 AM
No re-defining commonly accepted acronyms!
12/19/2008 5:35:18 AM
12/19/2008 5:43:05 AM
@I was born tomorrow:
What are you talking about? The Earth was created last Thursday!
12/19/2008 5:43:07 AM
<i>God created Earth on 01.01.0001 AD</i>
So Joseph and Mary lived in the void?
12/19/2008 6:04:44 AM
One of his later posts in the thread Antichrist linked to:
Dejudaization of the World and the Bible, effective as of 08.08.08
"Dejudaization of ... the bible"?
Jesus was a Jew. Do you take him out along with all the parts that were written by, about, or to Jews? Like, you know, almost all of it?
But honestly, the world was made on 01.01.0001 AD? What about all the stuff the bible says occurred prior? Like Jesus' birth in 4 BC? o0
12/19/2008 6:06:24 AM
Incest is best you know!
12/19/2008 6:07:16 AM
The link doesn't work.
But ... WTF? Is the world only 2008 years old, or has he redefined AD?
12/19/2008 7:21:12 AM
He clearly doens't know what AD means. He thinks it means when Genesis happened.
12/19/2008 7:34:57 AM
This guy is off his trolley.
The world came into being when I invented sex in 1946!
12/19/2008 8:35:12 AM
Let me get this...Jesus was dead and gone for nearly 600 years when god flooded the earth?
12/19/2008 8:47:17 AM
Yay, Grishenkoff has been TOSsed. Again. Don't worry, lunacy fans, he'll be back soon with another ISP and another severely loony website.
Serge is convinced that God has personally authorised him to 'restore' the 'Kingdom of God'. This involves, inter alia, executing every Jew on Earth (plus a whole shedload of other people), and paying Serge £5 million a year as his Prime Ministers salary. And that's not all - send Grishenkoff £500 and you too can be a Prime Minister!
12/19/2008 8:53:11 AM
I was born tomorrow
Oh my god you're right!
12/19/2008 8:56:54 AM