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#817273
Headache
Whatever it is you are smoking, send me a pound!
12/19/2008 3:52:06 AM
#817334
Old Viking
Please alert me when you get to the dirty parts.
12/19/2008 4:11:00 AM
#817388
pete
So. The world didn't exist before the, alleged, birth of Jebus? Where did his ancestors live?
12/19/2008 4:25:10 AM
#817413
atrasicarius
And I bet the Earth is flat, too.
12/19/2008 4:30:18 AM
#817415
a mind far far away
Fucking wha...This has to be a Poe.
12/19/2008 4:30:43 AM
#817417
myheadhurts
Did you account for leap year?
12/19/2008 4:30:51 AM
#817420
Undecided
The citation leads me to an HTTP 404 error.
12/19/2008 4:31:46 AM
#817425
Antichrist
So the worlds only 2008 years old now?
How do you people keep up with this bullshit?
Edit:
I googled the name, seems it was a real site.
Here's some shit I found on him
http://www.slashlegal.com/showthread.php?t=160723
Other than that, he just spams groups with links to his non-existent website.
12/19/2008 4:33:31 AM
#817453
WMDKitty
Absolute bat-shittery! ::whistles:: And the arrogance -- "Prime Minister of the Kingdom of God", WTF?
12/19/2008 4:45:46 AM
#817479
Fanatic-Templar
The day following Jesus Christ's birth, God created the world.
That's a, erm, very young earth creationist we have here. Though he has the same amount of evidence as most other types of creationist.
12/19/2008 4:55:53 AM
#817501
kingoftheheavies
What month is the 17th month? Because certainly, the ark wasn't built in 7 days. I know for a fact that noah had to work in Congress as well as build, so that's a pretty tight timetable.
12/19/2008 5:08:42 AM
#817528
Devonian
kingoftheheavies, I think he's working in a day-month-year format.
lol at his misuse of AD, too.
12/19/2008 5:26:34 AM
#817535
I was born tomorrow
What are you talking about? The Earth is only 100 years old.
12/19/2008 5:30:16 AM
#817546
anonymous
No re-defining commonly accepted acronyms!
12/19/2008 5:35:18 AM
#817560
MichaelL
WTF?
12/19/2008 5:43:05 AM
#817561
Dark_Lord_Prime
@I was born tomorrow:
What are you talking about? The Earth was created last Thursday!
12/19/2008 5:43:07 AM
#817599
Wackadoodle
<i>God created Earth on 01.01.0001 AD</i>
So Joseph and Mary lived in the void?
12/19/2008 6:04:44 AM
#817602
Hazor
One of his later posts in the thread Antichrist linked to:
Dejudaization of the World and the Bible, effective as of 08.08.08
...
"Dejudaization of ... the bible"?
...
Jesus was a Jew. Do you take him out along with all the parts that were written by, about, or to Jews? Like, you know, almost all of it?
But honestly, the world was made on 01.01.0001 AD? What about all the stuff the bible says occurred prior? Like Jesus' birth in 4 BC? o0
12/19/2008 6:06:24 AM
#817605
zits
Incest is best you know!
12/19/2008 6:07:16 AM
#817651
The link doesn't work.
But ... WTF? Is the world only 2008 years old, or has he redefined AD?
12/19/2008 7:21:12 AM
#817655
CailinBan
He clearly doens't know what AD means. He thinks it means when Genesis happened.
12/19/2008 7:34:57 AM
#817682
Michael
This guy is off his trolley.
The world came into being when I invented sex in 1946!
12/19/2008 8:35:12 AM
#817693
Thinking Allowed
Let me get this...Jesus was dead and gone for nearly 600 years when god flooded the earth?
12/19/2008 8:47:17 AM
#817698
Psittacosis
Yay, Grishenkoff has been TOSsed. Again. Don't worry, lunacy fans, he'll be back soon with another ISP and another severely loony website.
Serge is convinced that God has personally authorised him to 'restore' the 'Kingdom of God'. This involves, inter alia, executing every Jew on Earth (plus a whole shedload of other people), and paying Serge £5 million a year as his Prime Ministers salary. And that's not all - send Grishenkoff £500 and you too can be a Prime Minister!
12/19/2008 8:53:11 AM
#817702
I was born tomorrow
@Dark_Lord_Prime:
Oh my god you're right!
12/19/2008 8:56:54 AM
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