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[The elusive fundie trifecta, FSTDT, CSTDT, RSTDT and mad as a very mad thing:]

The Following History of the Kingdom of God, Earth, shall be official for all purposes:
God created Earth on 01.01.0001 AD (His Kingdom or His Reign);
God ordered Noah to build the ark on 10.02.0600 AD;
God flooded Earth saving only Noah's Family on 17.02.0600 AD;
God dried Earth and made the Covenant with Noah on 01.01.0601 AD.

(There's a whole site full of this seriously insane insanity)

Serge Grishenkoff, aka The Prime Minister of the Kingdom of God, www.grishenkoff.com 46 Comments [12/19/2008 3:45:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Psittacosis
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Headache

Whatever it is you are smoking, send me a pound!

12/19/2008 3:52:06 AM

Old Viking

Please alert me when you get to the dirty parts.

12/19/2008 4:11:00 AM

pete

So. The world didn't exist before the, alleged, birth of Jebus? Where did his ancestors live?

12/19/2008 4:25:10 AM

atrasicarius

And I bet the Earth is flat, too.

12/19/2008 4:30:18 AM

a mind far far away

Fucking wha...This has to be a Poe.

12/19/2008 4:30:43 AM

myheadhurts

Did you account for leap year?

12/19/2008 4:30:51 AM

Undecided

The citation leads me to an HTTP 404 error.

12/19/2008 4:31:46 AM

Antichrist

So the worlds only 2008 years old now?

How do you people keep up with this bullshit?

Edit:
I googled the name, seems it was a real site.

Here's some shit I found on him
http://www.slashlegal.com/showthread.php?t=160723

Other than that, he just spams groups with links to his non-existent website.

12/19/2008 4:33:31 AM

WMDKitty

Absolute bat-shittery! ::whistles:: And the arrogance -- "Prime Minister of the Kingdom of God", WTF?

12/19/2008 4:45:46 AM

Fanatic-Templar

The day following Jesus Christ's birth, God created the world.

That's a, erm, very young earth creationist we have here. Though he has the same amount of evidence as most other types of creationist.

12/19/2008 4:55:53 AM

kingoftheheavies

What month is the 17th month? Because certainly, the ark wasn't built in 7 days. I know for a fact that noah had to work in Congress as well as build, so that's a pretty tight timetable.

12/19/2008 5:08:42 AM

Devonian

kingoftheheavies, I think he's working in a day-month-year format.

lol at his misuse of AD, too.

12/19/2008 5:26:34 AM

I was born tomorrow

What are you talking about? The Earth is only 100 years old.

12/19/2008 5:30:16 AM

anonymous

No re-defining commonly accepted acronyms!

12/19/2008 5:35:18 AM

MichaelL

WTF?

12/19/2008 5:43:05 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

@I was born tomorrow:

What are you talking about? The Earth was created last Thursday!

12/19/2008 5:43:07 AM

Wackadoodle

<i>God created Earth on 01.01.0001 AD</i>

So Joseph and Mary lived in the void?

12/19/2008 6:04:44 AM

Hazor

One of his later posts in the thread Antichrist linked to:
Dejudaization of the World and the Bible, effective as of 08.08.08

...

"Dejudaization of ... the bible"?

...

Jesus was a Jew. Do you take him out along with all the parts that were written by, about, or to Jews? Like, you know, almost all of it?

But honestly, the world was made on 01.01.0001 AD? What about all the stuff the bible says occurred prior? Like Jesus' birth in 4 BC? o0

12/19/2008 6:06:24 AM

zits

Incest is best you know!

12/19/2008 6:07:16 AM



The link doesn't work.

But ... WTF? Is the world only 2008 years old, or has he redefined AD?

12/19/2008 7:21:12 AM

CailinBan

He clearly doens't know what AD means. He thinks it means when Genesis happened.

12/19/2008 7:34:57 AM

Michael

This guy is off his trolley.
The world came into being when I invented sex in 1946!

12/19/2008 8:35:12 AM

Thinking Allowed

Let me get this...Jesus was dead and gone for nearly 600 years when god flooded the earth?

12/19/2008 8:47:17 AM

Psittacosis

Yay, Grishenkoff has been TOSsed. Again. Don't worry, lunacy fans, he'll be back soon with another ISP and another severely loony website.

Serge is convinced that God has personally authorised him to 'restore' the 'Kingdom of God'. This involves, inter alia, executing every Jew on Earth (plus a whole shedload of other people), and paying Serge £5 million a year as his Prime Ministers salary. And that's not all - send Grishenkoff £500 and you too can be a Prime Minister!

12/19/2008 8:53:11 AM

I was born tomorrow

@Dark_Lord_Prime:

Oh my god you're right!

12/19/2008 8:56:54 AM
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