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Oxfam is consistently anti-Israel ( by decrying the “human cost” of Israel protecting itself as siding with “Palestinians” ), pro-Hugo Chavez and nothing more than a socialist platform in the guise of a “Charity” that seeks to place a thought police of its own agenda in the US government and all of Europe. At best it is filled with useful idiots who seek to do good only to to lead by Satanic liars who seek the overthrow of all Republics under a banner of “peace and brotherhood –our way” accompanied by photos and media kits filled variously with people crying in emotional pain in the absence of Oxfam’s policies or smiling after Oxfam has arrived.

All that based exclusively on the lie of free will and the supposed universality/god-powers of non-creating speech and its common sense. The seminaries are infiltrated to specifically preach the lie of free will to make it seem religious duty to “do charity” explicitly as Oxfam and others perform it as “earning heaven”. Yet there is no earning of heaven at all.

So before you rush to buy bees for a poor farmer, a water pump for a village, etc under the auspices of Oxfam as a supposed clearinghouse of such gifts and merchant exchange in a supposed ‘ethical market’ , know very plainly that Oxfam is an anti-Christian /anti-Jesus Christ socialist propaganda tool being empowered by your use of their services as a supposed alternative to Jesus Christ that is being used against you.

Christian Clarity Review, Christian Clarity Review 27 Comments [12/19/2008 3:46:16 AM]
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Rallymodeller

I would rather give $1000 to any secular charity organization like Oxfam or Plan than I would give fifty cents to a christian missionary organization like Christian Children's Fund.

12/19/2008 4:04:02 AM

Old Viking

Sounds serious. <snicker>

12/19/2008 4:06:25 AM

C_V


"Oxfam is an anti-Christian /anti-Jesus Christ"

cool! *runs off to donate again*

12/19/2008 4:15:34 AM

Godbuster

Yeah, cuz obviously what the starving children need are bibles, not food. Oh wait...

12/19/2008 4:19:28 AM

Antichrist

Oxfam is also the only one of these charities who has spoken out about the starving children of Canada and the US.

12/19/2008 4:44:02 AM

Barikada

Gotta say poe. No way a True Christian (TM) organization would blatantly discourage charity.

12/19/2008 4:48:24 AM

WMDKitty

It's too bad stupidity isn't a sin...

12/19/2008 4:48:37 AM

a mind far far away

I didn't know it was possible for my eyes to start bleeding just from reading some dumb shit like this.

12/19/2008 5:01:21 AM

Fed up

You're right!!!
REAL Christians don't go around helping the poor find renewable sources of food, and water
oh no
REAL Christians are supposed to condemn them to hell for being sinful naked savages who don't live in nice respectable redneck Christian trailer parks
Everyone knows that

12/19/2008 5:05:30 AM

Shadoboy


12/19/2008 5:49:33 AM

FMG

1. Israel has broken numerous international treaties and human rights laws in its treatment of palestinians. It has learnt nothing and everything from the holocaust.

2. Hugo Chavez is the best thing to happen to Venezuela. 30% of the PEOPLE HAD NO WATER under his predecessor since they were "poor". Now they have drinking water.

3. France is a socialist republic. You know socialism is A GOOD THING.

4. Yes. Oxfam is against your missionaries. Because you assholes don't buy people bees, water pumps and teaching materials. You guys buy them bibles.

12/19/2008 8:56:00 AM

GreenEyedLilo

I am so glad to know there are charities that emphasize useful things that people actually need over evangelism. That rings as an endorsement to me.

12/19/2008 9:36:03 AM

Clown

Unless you are a poe, you are definitelly a big asshole. How stupid can you be to fight against organisation that actually "teaches people to fish" instead of giving them useless books and short-lasting food("fish")?

12/19/2008 10:11:13 AM

aaa

Barikada, you clearly haven't seen the american breed of christian fundamentalist.

12/19/2008 10:27:10 AM

szaleniec

How is being anti-Israel supposed to be anti-Christian? I believe a greater proportion of Palestinians are Christian than Israelis...

12/19/2008 10:48:20 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

nothing more than a socialist platform in the guise of a “Charity”

Apparently, socialism is uncharitable.

12/19/2008 12:21:09 PM

Canadiest

Give your money to Christian charities so they use it to promote Christianity. Villify actual helping charities to this end.

Sounds Christian to me, look how well Katrina support worked since Bush decided to dole out the aid money to Christian organizations

12/19/2008 1:37:20 PM

redfergus

I've read this three times, and I still can't understand a word of it. What the hell is he/she trying to say?

Do "Palestinians" not exist? They certainly pay a "human cost" for the self-defence of Israel. Is Oxfam not a "Charity"? Everyone else seems to accept it as one. So why the quotes?

Is 'free will' a lie? The Bible doesn't seem to think so, because that is what God is supposed to have given us after the Fall. What the hell is 'non-creating speech'?

Is it not a religious duty to "do charity"? Certainly Jesus seemed to think so. Why, then, does the 'earning of heaven' send such shudders through the fundie community? Because they believe simply in praising Jesus, not in following his example. The only example they follow is that found in their interpretation of the Old Testament: hatred and contempt for and violence against any who fail to follow the rules drawn up by superstitious, primitive tribal leaders.

Christian Clarity Review indeed – about as clear as mud. And less useful.

fergus


12/19/2008 3:05:56 PM

Pule Thamex

Oh! Deary me! Not feeling very charitable today are we?

There you are, a perfect example of why you should stay away from fundamentalism.

Belief is a stupid thing.

12/19/2008 3:31:08 PM

Safaraz

You make me want to donate to them now, well done, you've managed to achieve what all the people bothing me in the street haven't yet.

12/19/2008 5:01:31 PM

The Anti-Fundie

Oxfam just received a donation of £50 to continue doing the great work you mentioned.

It's nice to know that they'll do something useful with it, like providing for some of the oppressed Palestinians that you apparently deny the existence of.

12/19/2008 5:27:13 PM

Mr. Creazil

What? Selfless giving? Well, we can't have that, now can we? It's un-christian!

12/19/2008 9:40:42 PM

CrazyRoper

What the fuck is he talking about?

12/20/2008 12:10:48 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Right. Because of course we can't just help them because, y'know, we're good people. [/sarcasm]

12/20/2008 3:18:15 AM

Lilith

Organisations like Oxfam are more 'Christian' than any of the religious-based charities in that they give equally to anyone in need and dodn't tie their aid to politics or religion. They also keep a lower percentage of donations for admin costs than most most major charities.

12/20/2008 11:58:30 AM
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