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And yes, I am a conservative. I just don't see how I can Believe what most liberals believe while still being a Christian. All that... gun control stuff just doesn't seem right to me.

zaopark86, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Then go shoot yourself.

6/30/2008 10:37:54 PM

deathbird

Because Jesus carried an AK47...

7/1/2008 12:25:23 AM

emau99

I'd really like to see a Biblical citation regarding gun control.

Book, chapter, and verse, please.

3/11/2010 12:58:33 PM

Dr. Gus

Of course, didn't you know? Jeebus was a member of NRA!

3/11/2010 1:11:37 PM

GigaGuess

Yeah, because the whole "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword" thing TOTALLY doesn't mean guns, too...

3/11/2010 1:12:50 PM

the old firm

@emau 99: It must have been the Book of Armnaments: Count to three, not to two, except to go on to the three. Four is right out...

3/11/2010 2:36:26 PM



Ok, remember what will happen, according to Jesus, to those who live by the sword.

3/17/2010 10:36:37 AM

Kuribo

Jesus was a long haired hippie that lived on a socialist commune with twelve unmarried men while telling folks to share their wealth with the poor.


The Republican Party couldn't possibly be less like Christ

4/18/2014 10:56:52 AM

Big Jilm

If you were a True Christian(TM) you would know the bible says gunpowder is Sataic. Alchemy is sorcery and of the devil.

True Christians(TM) should be anti-gun for these very reasons.

4/18/2014 12:25:14 PM

Dr. Shrinker

"Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword."

- Matthew 26:52 (KJV)

Not that a Christian like you would ever be concerned with anything Jesus had to say.

4/19/2014 7:20:12 AM
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