No wonder these people do not consider slavery to be a problem!
12/19/2008 3:53:04 AM
Have fun being an imaginary being's lap dog.
12/19/2008 3:59:04 AM
a mind far far away
Your god is a moron, who has no idea of anything, is dumb as a brick, childish, and I think he has MPD. He is not capable of doing anything worthwhile, other than playing jokes and tricks on mankind, and is not qualified to act as a deity. And quite frankly, he's the biggest jackass to ever not exist.
12/19/2008 4:09:14 AM
He's done a piss poor job so far.
12/19/2008 4:12:02 AM
even if your gobbledy-Book were true, Gawd told _Adam_ and _Eve_ to be fruitful and mulitply, not YOU, you idiot!
12/19/2008 4:17:53 AM
i think it's time to invoke this arguement back at them:
what if you're wrong? what if god doesn't exist? imagine the environment you will create for your children, or if not them, your grandchildren.
12/19/2008 4:26:50 AM
12/19/2008 4:26:57 AM
"God has everything under control?" You've never been to a slum, third world country, or a soccer match, have you, dana?
12/19/2008 4:28:32 AM
1. There's 6 billion of us, I think we've multiplyed enough.
2. If your womb is closed up that's evidence that you are a whore according to Leviticus law. Your husband would have biblical reason for divorce if you can't spit out children.
3. God isn't the one driving the SUV to the mailbox.
4. God hasn't done anything to help anyone so far. I'm not counting on him to help now.
12/19/2008 4:30:36 AM
lmfao, +5 internets
12/19/2008 4:31:52 AM
When I start my own religion, I'm going to decree that my followers be fruitful and multiply so I can spread my mind-control across the world easier, too.
12/19/2008 4:33:39 AM
Jesus H. Christ, the BIBLE IS FICTION! For pregnancy, all you need is to have sex at the right time of your cycle, typically about one week before you'd start your period (when you ovulate), and sperm meets egg. Then, IF it implants in the uterine lining, and IF it isn't spontaneously aborted (miscarried), nine months later you'll have a screaming, puking, shit-factory on your hands. How the fuck is that a BLESSING?!
12/19/2008 4:44:15 AM
That Palin family is a fine example of gawd's control. What a fuckin' idiot gawd is.
12/19/2008 5:13:25 AM
Because human fuckery has the tendency to throw a wrench in the works, or in other words, there is no sky daddy watching over shit and making sure things go ok. Essentially, people>god.
12/19/2008 5:15:00 AM
Because God has not done a damned thing. The only things limiting our population is our natural resources. Oil is already due to run out in a matter of decades, maybe a century, and food and water are only going to become more scarce as you cram people in what used to be farmland.
"He is the one we are to please, not eachother, not the environmentalists, not ourselves"
I don't give a damn. If God wants this, I want Him to come down here and give the UN a fucking Powerpoint presentation on how he's dealing with this.
Until then, we must assume that we're on our own.
12/19/2008 5:41:12 AM
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
12/19/2008 5:53:30 AM
I fear you fundies will out breed those of us with fucking minds and the ability to employ critical thinking.
12/19/2008 6:17:46 AM
God is in control of everything.
Why does your car have a steering wheel? Lack of faith, eh?
12/19/2008 7:20:00 AM
WHat a mindless position to take.
12/19/2008 8:38:08 AM
Yet "God" permitted us to learn how to track our menstrual cycles and invent condoms and hormonal birth control! Isn't that something!
Hopefully she will rethink her attitude before that particular train leaves Hypotheticalland.
12/19/2008 9:33:52 AM
Have fun being a slave.
12/19/2008 10:16:38 AM
so why do we presunme to be more intelligent than God?
Well, because we are, actually.
12/19/2008 12:30:37 PM
It's not that we forget that God has EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL! It's just that we don't believe in God. Belief is a stupid thing as you prove.
In all honesty you are a gullible simpleton.
12/19/2008 3:39:00 PM
I hate quiverfull people.
12/19/2008 5:18:43 PM
@Equalist: They've had a few more since that picture was taken.
12/19/2008 5:22:37 PM