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Why is homosexuality considered a sin?

because a penis fits in a vag , a penis can not fit in a penis, also, to continue the success of planet Earth and mankind- males and females must PROCREATE , gays/les can not do this, therefore its a sin - they are in a way being counter productive to mankind as they are ending their families lineage and ancestry.

i know some homosexual will get all hot for what i said and report me, so go for it.

Dj Conquest, Yahoo! Answers 67 Comments [12/17/2008 8:05:05 PM]
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C_V


I note that you use the proper term for male genitalia and a slang term for female genitalia. afraid of the mighty V are you?

I suppose I have one more sin to add to the heap, then, having chosen not to have any children at all. but then, I have already piled on plenty of your 'sins'. oh boo hoo.

12/17/2008 8:08:43 PM

deadyeti

True story - until i was 13 i thought that gay men had sex by touching the tips of their penis's together.

Puberty hit me hard

the innocence of the pre internet days

12/17/2008 8:10:33 PM

Sayna

'Cause you know those gay guys... always trying to put their penis into another guy's penis. XD

And apparently sex without reproduction is wrong because it's being counter-productive? I guess that means that any heterosexual couple that it's constantly fucking without protection is being counter-productive then.

12/17/2008 8:13:08 PM

Encolpius

Yes, but a cock can fit up an arsehole, and a cunt can frig itself off on a cunt.

Oh, and a cock can fit itself inside a cock if you try hard enough.

/me hits up Google Image Search for evidence.

12/17/2008 8:14:41 PM

Sayna

@ C_V: I noticed that too... I can almost here the condescension that he said it with...

12/17/2008 8:15:15 PM

apYrs

so those who are incapable of procreating can't marry?

And BTW, in nature your gay/lesbian siblings can increase the chance of your offspring surviving since they put their efforts into supporting their nearest kin (once removed)

12/17/2008 8:15:22 PM

kingoftheheavies

to continue the success of planet Earth...

I have some news for you. Earth was here long before we were, and it will be here long after humanity grows up and realizes there is no gawd.

12/17/2008 8:21:02 PM

484

I'd like to see some lesbians "get all hot".

12/17/2008 8:22:32 PM

Ashfish

So your god that creates people who are infertile is committing a sin then since he's making people who are incapable of procreating outside of immaculate conception? Nice.

12/17/2008 8:24:35 PM

emau99

You don't have any real reasons, do you?

12/17/2008 8:25:24 PM

Jax

", a penis can not fit in a penis"

With certain surgical enlargements it actually does happen.

", to continue the success of planet Earth and mankind- males and females must PROCREATE , gays/les can not do this, therefore its a sin - they are in a way being counter productive to mankind as they are ending their families lineage and ancestry."

So I take it you're OK with bisexuality as long as the person produces a lot of offspring?

12/17/2008 8:31:26 PM

The Lazy One

GAY SEX DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

12/17/2008 8:32:12 PM

Thammuz

this guy has really no idea of what buttsex is...

12/17/2008 8:33:06 PM

Tom S. Fox

If you try to fit a penis into a penis, you are doing it wrong!

12/17/2008 8:35:52 PM

IanC

"a penis can not fit in a penis"
No shit sherlock!

It does however, fit in an anus very well :)

12/17/2008 8:37:18 PM

343panic

'penis can not fit in a penis'

Since you're already on YA, locate the appropriate section and ask how people of the same sex get to it. You might just learn something.

12/17/2008 8:39:58 PM

Doctor Whom

a penis can not fit in a penis

Thanks for telling us. It seems that my partner and I have been doing it wrong all these years.

males and females must PROCREATE

Ever hear of worker ants? How about Catholic priests?

12/17/2008 8:41:27 PM

Priestling

*ahem* to quote 2 The Ranting Gryphon: "If God didn't want us to have sex, he wouldn't have made it feel so damn good!"

Also, docking is fucking hot.

12/17/2008 8:42:33 PM

LadyJafaria

So is being straight but not wanting children a sin?

More specifically, is it a sin if you don't have sex? Because I thought not having sex was what the fundies were aiming for in the first place.

Also, BIOLOGY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. It is not necessary to the survival of a species that each member reproduce, and in certain cases, too much reproduction is even detrimental.

12/17/2008 8:45:22 PM

Headache

also, to continue the success of planet Earth and mankind- males and females must PROCREATE

And they do not at the moment?
With the population growth seen today, I don't think it matters much.


12/17/2008 8:45:41 PM

MichaelL

Never heard of cock-docking have you?

12/17/2008 8:47:29 PM



You've not explained why it's a 'sin'.

12/17/2008 8:57:55 PM

John

People think it's a sin because some anonymous bronze age Arab goat-herder said so. The goat-herder claimed he was speaking for God, and people actually believe him. Mohamed, Charles Taze Russell, David Koresh and Joseph Smith made similar claims about speaking for God. Some people believed them, too.

12/17/2008 8:59:50 PM

GigaGuess

So celibacy is a sin too, then?

12/17/2008 9:00:51 PM

atrasicarius

Let me break it down for you, Dj Conquest.

12/17/2008 9:02:16 PM
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