Why is homosexuality considered a sin?
because a penis fits in a vag , a penis can not fit in a penis, also, to continue the success of planet Earth and mankind- males and females must PROCREATE , gays/les can not do this, therefore its a sin - they are in a way being counter productive to mankind as they are ending their families lineage and ancestry.
i know some homosexual will get all hot for what i said and report me, so go for it.
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I note that you use the proper term for male genitalia and a slang term for female genitalia. afraid of the mighty V are you?
I suppose I have one more sin to add to the heap, then, having chosen not to have any children at all. but then, I have already piled on plenty of your 'sins'. oh boo hoo.
'Cause you know those gay guys... always trying to put their penis into another guy's penis. XD
And apparently sex without reproduction is wrong because it's being counter-productive? I guess that means that any heterosexual couple that it's constantly fucking without protection is being counter-productive then.
Yes, but a cock can fit up an arsehole, and a cunt can frig itself off on a cunt.
Oh, and a cock can fit itself inside a cock if you try hard enough.
/me hits up Google Image Search for evidence.
so those who are incapable of procreating can't marry?
And BTW, in nature your gay/lesbian siblings can increase the chance of your offspring surviving since they put their efforts into supporting their nearest kin (once removed)
to continue the success of planet Earth...
I have some news for you. Earth was here long before we were, and it will be here long after humanity grows up and realizes there is no gawd.
", a penis can not fit in a penis"
With certain surgical enlargements it actually does happen.
", to continue the success of planet Earth and mankind- males and females must PROCREATE , gays/les can not do this, therefore its a sin - they are in a way being counter productive to mankind as they are ending their families lineage and ancestry."
So I take it you're OK with bisexuality as long as the person produces a lot of offspring?
'penis can not fit in a penis'
Since you're already on YA, locate the appropriate section and ask how people of the same sex get to it. You might just learn something.
a penis can not fit in a penis
Thanks for telling us. It seems that my partner and I have been doing it wrong all these years.
males and females must PROCREATE
Ever hear of worker ants? How about Catholic priests?
*ahem* to quote 2 The Ranting Gryphon: "If God didn't want us to have sex, he wouldn't have made it feel so damn good!"
Also, docking is fucking hot.
So is being straight but not wanting children a sin?
More specifically, is it a sin if you don't have sex? Because I thought not having sex was what the fundies were aiming for in the first place.
Also, BIOLOGY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. It is not necessary to the survival of a species that each member reproduce, and in certain cases, too much reproduction is even detrimental.
also, to continue the success of planet Earth and mankind- males and females must PROCREATE
And they do not at the moment?
With the population growth seen today, I don't think it matters much.
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People think it's a sin because some anonymous bronze age Arab goat-herder said so. The goat-herder claimed he was speaking for God, and people actually believe him. Mohamed, Charles Taze Russell, David Koresh and Joseph Smith made similar claims about speaking for God. Some people believed them, too.
(Priestling)
"*ahem* to quote 2 The Ranting Gryphon: 'If God didn't want us to have sex, he wouldn't have made it feel so damn good!'"
RAmen to that! *high-fives you*
Say, I think we should send DJ Conquest a sound-file containing a few minutes' worth of that auditory phenomenon commonly known as GARR .
I'll lay 3:1 that, by the time said recording ends, DJ will either have become gay/bi himself, or possibly he'll have castrated himself in a fit of homophobic terror to prevent such a mind-broadening experience.
Either way...we win.
Ending their ancestry? How, exactly, does one do that?
By the way, not too bad on the spelling, but learn some basic grammar.
While Mrs. AuroraMike and I no longer do the deed as much as we used to, we still bump uglies and don't reproduce. I guess that vascetomy was a mortal sin. I suppose swallowing and pumping a load in the backdoor were also sins (oh for the days before marriage..."I'm your wife, not your whore girlfriend!!!)
But I've gotten off topic...
There are plenty of people here on Earth to procreate, in fact so much so that this world is over populated, they actually need to slow down. I don't need all these people on top of me so we sit in our cars on freeways that are like parking lots, trust me we have enough people roaming the planet. And news flash a penis doesn't always fit in vagina, have you tried it?
I missed this...
i know some homosexual will get all hot for what i said and report me, so go for it.
I love this childishness...saying something completely inflammatory, and then belittling those he sets out to offend, just to rub salt in the wound. Classy.
a vag?
You give the penis the full attention it deserves, but apparently you don't have time for a vagina
Another typical pathetic closet case
REAL straight men don't think about gay sex that much, or bother to care about it one way or the other. They like to think about vag...inas
"Males and females must PROCREATE..."
Penis can go into bumhole...what about infertile couples...gays can reproduce....:yaaaawn: totally over their stupid redundant argument. Get a new shtick already, Fundies.
To continue the success of humanity, males and females must cut down on the procreating side of life. We have limited resources available to us, and those resources are going to run out faster the more people there are around to consume them.
You have a choice. Populations can be kept in check through resource wars or they can be kept in check by people choosing not to have kids. Most gays and lesbians, through circumstance at least, are not going to have kids. An increasing proportion of straight couples also choose to control their reproduction and stick to having the one kid. It won't be long before unchecked procreation is seen as socially unacceptable and, in your terms, a sin.
Er... Last time I checked the world's problem was OVERpopulation, not UNDER.
"a penis can not fit in a penis"
BUTTSECKS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
A penis fits in many places. My penis is always trying to fit in new sluts.. Oh it is spelled slots? damn..
Here is where a penis fits on a woman.. Haven't been with a man, since I am not gay.
The V-A-G-I-N-A, between the asscheeks, the ass, the mouth, the hand, between the arm and the chest, between the feet, between the tits. Well I don't know any more, but at least I've tried 'em.
Why do fundies assume that if we allowed gay marriage that EVERYONE in the world would turn gay and nobody would procreate? The number of gays isn't rising, there have probably always been a good number of gays. It's just that until recently, you couldn't come out about it because you fundie fucktards would persecute, torture, kill, suppress them!
Why is homosexuality considered a sin?
You're obviously not gay therefore it's none of your fucking business so why are you asking?
to continue the success of planet Earth and mankind- males and females must PROCREATE
I'm also not gay but I don't have any children so I get the same argument thrown at me all the time for my "selfish ways." My evangelical aunt/uncle corner me with that at every family get together. They never mention that I'm not married (perhaps they don't care?!), they just want to know when "Little Marky" is coming along. Here's my constant answer: "The world's population is increasing without my contribution. In fact, the rate of increase is getting faster." I would think this should work for gay people as well. Simple but effective. It always shuts them up long enough that I can slip back to the buffet table for another cookie. :-)
Actually, a penis can fit inside a penis. I've seen it. I was a little awed, and kind of scared, to be honest.
If so, why does it fit to pee as well?. And why does God enable us to be nuns, priests, remain single or just be sterile?. Just a thought.
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