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If Chistianity was illegal. Would my fellow Christians let the athiests kill them.?
I wouldnt. God dont mean turn the other cheek to stuff like that. Just in civil disputes. And all through out the bible it says not to kill the innocent. I will protect my family by killing every single person who comes to my door telling me to denounce Jesus. But thats just me. Anything else would be suicide. And what does God say about killing an innocent life. Eh.

delilah, Yahoo! Answers 41 Comments [12/17/2008 1:04:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Voice of Logic
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kingoftheheavies

That's quite the attitude you have, cunt. Somehow, I don't think you have the vaginal fortitude to kill everyone you disagree with that sets foot on your front steps. Keep pooping out those ignorant puppies you call "children," and leave the world to it's own devices. We don't need you, or your filthy offspring, fucking things up.

12/17/2008 1:13:47 PM

aaa

Turn the other cheek, kid.

12/17/2008 1:14:37 PM

Paschal Wagner

And what does God say about killing an innocent life.

That it's OK as long as the voices in your head tell you to, of course.

12/17/2008 1:21:54 PM

Mister Spak

I will protect my country by killing every single person who comes to my door to tell me about their invisible friend.

12/17/2008 1:22:53 PM

jmgblage

How can a fundamentalist miss the point of their religion entirely?

12/17/2008 1:27:58 PM



Hm. I don't see any "only in civil disputes" qualifier in the Bible there.

12/17/2008 1:30:56 PM

Doctor Whom

Only three things are certain in life: death, taxes, and fundies who have never opened their own holy book.

12/17/2008 1:54:26 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"And what does God say about killing an innocent life."

"Here, let me do it!"

12/17/2008 2:04:19 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I will protect my family by killing every single person who comes to my door telling me to denounce Jesus.

You can't just say "No thanks"? BTW, just how many have done this to your door? Any?


Ever?


I thought not.

12/17/2008 2:06:45 PM

colonel catastrophe

Lol, irony. God says don't kill, unless they disagree with me!!! BWAHAHAHAHA, nutter if I ever saw one. Also, I don't know a single atheist who wants to make religion illegal. Most atheists are happy to live their lives without commenting on religion, it doesn't affect them in the least. Why do you people think I really give a shit what you do with your time? Just don't try to push your religion in my face so much, and you will find that no one will stand in your way.

12/17/2008 2:09:10 PM

enna

Where do xtians get these delusions that, as a vast majority in one of the freest countries there is, they will be hunted down and killed for their beliefs?????

12/17/2008 2:14:19 PM

Mister Spak

enna:

Paranoia is the logical result of 'One True Religion' theology.
In this kind of theology, it's the one true god vs satan. All the false religions are tools of satan for attacking the One True Religion.

Islam, Catholics, communism, Hindus, IRS, Disney Inc. all are divisions of satans army, and all are busy attacking the One True Religion. Everybody is against them.

The incidents where communism persecutes muslims for 70 years, or hindus attack Catholics don't fit in their world view, so they don't notice them.

12/17/2008 2:51:23 PM

Thundersqueaks

Persecution and revenge fantasies rolled into one. Gives you a warm, damp feeling, doesn't it, delilah?

12/17/2008 2:58:45 PM

Lucretius

I was under the impression that in the OT Samson was the "good guy" and Delilah was a "bad guy ".
Bad choice of screen name there in that case.
Oh by the way you are an idiot

12/17/2008 3:04:27 PM

Grigadil

And what does God say about killing an innocent life. Eh.

Ah, but none of you godsuckers are innocent. That's built into your bonehead dogma. It's also a convenient excuse for you to consider genocide.

PS Learn how to use the [?], please. U got it WRONG!

12/17/2008 3:15:24 PM

GigaGuess

@Dark_Lord_Prime

No, that's OT God. NT God says "Don't, unless you really, really want to."

12/17/2008 3:53:15 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Does that mean I can kill every single person that comes to my door telling me to embrace Jesus?

I got news for you, I will kill alot more people then you do delilah.

12/17/2008 3:55:20 PM

Illuminatalie

God dont mean turn the other cheek to stuff like that. Just in civil disputes.
Let me get this straight, Jesus made a distinction between civil disputes and other kinds of disputes?

12/17/2008 4:37:30 PM

Psittacosis

Why, why, why, Delilah?

12/17/2008 4:44:53 PM

OMGWTFBBQ

... except that atheists don't proselytize.

12/17/2008 4:46:16 PM

anonymous

God says not to kill anyone, actually.

12/17/2008 4:52:36 PM

Thinking Allowed

So, are you going to plead temporary insanity when you go to trial for murder?

12/17/2008 5:09:52 PM

apYrs

I can't find anything that Jesus said that gives that get out. No, you're interpreting not taking the literal truth of the babble

12/17/2008 5:32:12 PM

Headache

This is what I don't understand about fundie "logic"...

The Rapoturds can rant, page up and page down about how atheists lack morals and would kill just for the kicks if it had not been for the christian angels.

How does such fantasies mesh with your fantasy? I mean, I know I would have a brought an MP-5 with a 100 round clip along with a couple of 9mm pistols when approaching your crazy lot. And to be quite frank, I wouldn't have entered you ilk's property without proper protection in such a situation and guess what? You'd lose, chicken shit!

12/17/2008 6:06:13 PM

I was born tomorrow

God dont mean turn the other cheek to stuff like that. Just in civil disputes.

Yeah, I remember Jesus mentioning that "Just in civil disputes". Oh wai...

12/17/2008 6:20:33 PM
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