If Chistianity was illegal. Would my fellow Christians let the athiests kill them.?
I wouldnt. God dont mean turn the other cheek to stuff like that. Just in civil disputes. And all through out the bible it says not to kill the innocent. I will protect my family by killing every single person who comes to my door telling me to denounce Jesus. But thats just me. Anything else would be suicide. And what does God say about killing an innocent life. Eh.
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That's quite the attitude you have, cunt. Somehow, I don't think you have the vaginal fortitude to kill everyone you disagree with that sets foot on your front steps. Keep pooping out those ignorant puppies you call "children," and leave the world to it's own devices. We don't need you, or your filthy offspring, fucking things up.
And what does God say about killing an innocent life.
That it's OK as long as the voices in your head tell you to, of course.
I will protect my family by killing every single person who comes to my door telling me to denounce Jesus.
You can't just say "No thanks"? BTW, just how many have done this to your door? Any?
Ever?
I thought not.
Lol, irony. God says don't kill, unless they disagree with me!!! BWAHAHAHAHA, nutter if I ever saw one. Also, I don't know a single atheist who wants to make religion illegal. Most atheists are happy to live their lives without commenting on religion, it doesn't affect them in the least. Why do you people think I really give a shit what you do with your time? Just don't try to push your religion in my face so much, and you will find that no one will stand in your way.
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Paranoia is the logical result of 'One True Religion' theology.
In this kind of theology, it's the one true god vs satan. All the false religions are tools of satan for attacking the One True Religion.
Islam, Catholics, communism, Hindus, IRS, Disney Inc. all are divisions of satans army, and all are busy attacking the One True Religion. Everybody is against them.
The incidents where communism persecutes muslims for 70 years, or hindus attack Catholics don't fit in their world view, so they don't notice them.
Persecution and revenge fantasies rolled into one. Gives you a warm, damp feeling, doesn't it, delilah?
And what does God say about killing an innocent life. Eh.
Ah, but none of you godsuckers are innocent. That's built into your bonehead dogma. It's also a convenient excuse for you to consider genocide.
PS Learn how to use the [?], please. U got it WRONG!
Does that mean I can kill every single person that comes to my door telling me to embrace Jesus?
I got news for you, I will kill alot more people then you do delilah.
This is what I don't understand about fundie "logic"...
The Rapoturds can rant, page up and page down about how atheists lack morals and would kill just for the kicks if it had not been for the christian angels.
How does such fantasies mesh with your fantasy? I mean, I know I would have a brought an MP-5 with a 100 round clip along with a couple of 9mm pistols when approaching your crazy lot. And to be quite frank, I wouldn't have entered you ilk's property without proper protection in such a situation and guess what? You'd lose, chicken shit!
God dont mean turn the other cheek to stuff like that. Just in civil disputes.
Yeah, I remember Jesus mentioning that "Just in civil disputes". Oh wai...
"I will protect my family by killing every single person who comes to my door telling me to denounce Jesus."
Or you could simply tell them you're not interested and shut the door. That's what WE do when people come to our doors tell us to denounce reality.
With that paranoid scenario seeming so possible to her, one of these days she's going to mistake some other phrase for "Denounce Jesus."
[Delilah and her grandmother are cooking together]
"Dee, I think one ounce of cheddar should be enough."
"Hmm?" [Abruptly stirs from her fantasy about a faith-based version of Scarface ] "Oh, sorry, Nanny, I was miles away. Wha'w's that?"
"I said an ounce o' cheese is-"
[Delilah blows her away with an assault rifle]
"Eh."
I'd have the same attitude, except then I'd have to kill the mormons that appear at my door every now and then.
Nah, on second thought, let's stay with the whole 'freedom of religion' thing.
Well, thanks for reminding us that the Old Testament should be taken literarilly, but not Jesus´s words. Hey, at least be honest and convert to Judaism.
"And what does God say about killing an innocent life. Eh."
Nothing. Because he doesn't exist. And did you schlick all the while you typed that persecutionfic out, delilah?
"God dont mean turn the other cheek to stuff like that. Just in civil disputes."
You've never actually read that verse, have you?
"I will protect my family by killing every single person who comes to my door telling me to denounce Jesus."
<yawn> Another internet tough guy, er gal.
"And what does God say about killing an innocent life. Eh."
You've obviously never read the Books of Job or Joshua either. Your god is very much in favor of taking innocent life when it suits his/her/its own purposes.
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