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maybe thats where they get evolution 'and the fish mated with the woman and their offspring grew legs and became frogs'

icebear, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

No, they actually get all of the scientific information in the world from a 2000 year old book of myths! Is that what you want to hear? Well your not, because it never fucking happens.

6/27/2006 6:47:34 AM

mngamojemo

That's not evolution, it's Lovecraft.

11/19/2008 4:39:06 AM

a mind far far away

Uhhh (chuckle)...ummm...I'm not really an expert in the sciences, my thing is philosphy, but I really don't think evolution works that way.

11/19/2008 4:48:14 AM

Tallyho

Is this like that joke

"Eve don't wash your 'hoo ha" in there! The fish will stink forever!"

Ba-dum-tish!

OK! I'll get me coat!

6/8/2010 8:13:32 AM

Elia

"Shadow Over Innsmouth" wasn't a historical novel.

6/8/2010 6:18:54 PM

GigaGuess

The stupid...

It hurrrrrrts.

6/8/2010 6:27:36 PM

agentCDE

IA IA CHTULHU FHTAGN

6/8/2010 6:37:54 PM

louislois

Hell Yeah!

I loves me some Cthulhu Mythos!


6/8/2010 8:03:34 PM

fdstdt.com

When did Cthullhu do Noah's wife?

6/8/2010 8:38:16 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Except it was a series of fish mating with fish eventually resulting in a sub-school of fish with traits different from the larger species proceeding to the point that they have changed too much to mate with the general population. And then magically transform into frogs. No fish mating with women, without time travel and some revolutionary fertility techniques. That's an entirely different story, and I'm sure someone on the internet is writing it as we speak.

6/9/2010 1:33:54 PM

John_in_Oz

If you believe that's what evolution says, then you should send me money.

6/9/2010 2:51:45 PM
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