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Quote# 54452

Things like earth quakes are the result of sin.

jumbofatcakes, IMDB 50 Comments [12/18/2008 12:52:36 AM]
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Submitted By: wautd
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#815548
Ambrielle

O RLY?

12/18/2008 12:55:13 AM

#815550
DevilsChaplain

AAAAAAHHHHH, Jerry Falwell's returned from the dead as the appropriately-named jumbofatcakes!!!!!!!

12/18/2008 12:55:46 AM

#815570
Rat of Steel

*headdesk...headdesk...FUCKING HEADDESK*

12/18/2008 1:04:53 AM

#815573
Starscream

You heard it here first folks, Tectonic plate movement apparently doesn't exist! It's JEEBUS punishing everyone!

12/18/2008 1:06:36 AM

#815601
anevilmeme

Cue Samuel L. Jackson.....


Plate Tectonics motherfucker, have you heard of it?!?!?

12/18/2008 1:19:34 AM

#815605
Osiris

Uh-hu. Sure.

12/18/2008 1:22:04 AM

#815623
Seigi no Mikata

No, they are not.

12/18/2008 1:35:43 AM

#815635
John

Yeah. God just happens especially to dislike the sinners around geologic faults.

12/18/2008 1:40:32 AM

#815656
MichaelL

I thought they were a result of God being clumsy and dropping things

12/18/2008 1:48:17 AM

#815676
Dark_Lord_Prime

"Things like earth quakes are the result of sin."

No. Just...no.


@MichaelL: "I thought they were a result of God being clumsy and dropping things"

Nah, it's from the rocking of his throne as he watches and faps as the sinners burn in hell.

Sick bastard, he is.

12/18/2008 2:09:30 AM

#815678
C_V


obvious Poe is obvious.

12/18/2008 2:11:49 AM

#815681
Headache

jumbofatcakes... I'm speechless!

I've always been told it is because Satan has eaten too many onions and is in the middle of a serious gas attack. Where do you think natural gas comes from?

12/18/2008 2:14:58 AM

#815694
Amanda

No, they're caused by tectonic plates scraping against each other. I can see how you could get confused.

12/18/2008 2:25:10 AM

#815698
rw23

Now drink your milk and go to sleep.

12/18/2008 2:35:17 AM

#815717
Old Viking

Well maybe major earthquakes.

12/18/2008 2:54:35 AM

#815718
myheadhurts

Sinners are attracted to areas with fault lines? Or are fault lines made for sinners.... why aren't there more?

12/18/2008 2:54:40 AM

#815730
spoonorca

In other words, you're saying earthquakes are the result of God being a bad parent.

12/18/2008 3:01:29 AM

#815754
Illuminatalie

Sins like jumbo fat cakes are the result of earthquakes.

12/18/2008 3:26:20 AM

#815769
Reverend Jeremiah

..and mistakes like jumbofatcakes are the result of a busted condom.

12/18/2008 3:46:30 AM

#815771
thejebusfire

Their called the tetonic plates. We learned about them in 5th grade.

12/18/2008 3:46:54 AM

#815785
WMDKitty

I thought quakes were caused by the motion of tectonic plates, either slipping above/below one another, or sliding against each other...



wait...


that sounded kinda dirty, didn't it?

12/18/2008 4:05:19 AM

#815786
Observable Reality

So I guess God hates California, Alaska, Japan, Greece, Turkey, Portugal, New Zealand, and Italy most of all. And considering that hardly anyone lives in Alaska, they must be doing some pretty heavy duty sinning.

12/18/2008 4:06:26 AM

#815794
Philbert McAdamia

Things like earth quakes

So, what else ya got?

12/18/2008 4:11:22 AM

#815801
Ronni Bom

He also hates Sweden. There was an earthquake, that could be felt all the way to Zealand. But not in Jutland where I live :/ I guess I haven't sinned then. Maybe I should jerk off some more, so I could feel an earthquake.

12/18/2008 4:15:37 AM

#815840
Mr. Creazil

[citation needed]

12/18/2008 5:17:59 AM
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