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Things like earth quakes are the result of sin.

jumbofatcakes, IMDB 50 Comments [12/18/2008 12:52:36 AM]
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Submitted By: wautd
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Ambrielle

O RLY?

12/18/2008 12:55:13 AM

DevilsChaplain

AAAAAAHHHHH, Jerry Falwell's returned from the dead as the appropriately-named jumbofatcakes!!!!!!!

12/18/2008 12:55:46 AM

Rat of Steel

*headdesk...headdesk...FUCKING HEADDESK*

12/18/2008 1:04:53 AM

Starscream

You heard it here first folks, Tectonic plate movement apparently doesn't exist! It's JEEBUS punishing everyone!

12/18/2008 1:06:36 AM

anevilmeme

Cue Samuel L. Jackson.....


Plate Tectonics motherfucker, have you heard of it?!?!?

12/18/2008 1:19:34 AM

Osiris

Uh-hu. Sure.

12/18/2008 1:22:04 AM

Seigi no Mikata

No, they are not.

12/18/2008 1:35:43 AM

John

Yeah. God just happens especially to dislike the sinners around geologic faults.

12/18/2008 1:40:32 AM

MichaelL

I thought they were a result of God being clumsy and dropping things

12/18/2008 1:48:17 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Things like earth quakes are the result of sin."

No. Just...no.


@MichaelL: "I thought they were a result of God being clumsy and dropping things"

Nah, it's from the rocking of his throne as he watches and faps as the sinners burn in hell.

Sick bastard, he is.

12/18/2008 2:09:30 AM

C_V


obvious Poe is obvious.

12/18/2008 2:11:49 AM

Headache

jumbofatcakes... I'm speechless!

I've always been told it is because Satan has eaten too many onions and is in the middle of a serious gas attack. Where do you think natural gas comes from?

12/18/2008 2:14:58 AM

Amanda

No, they're caused by tectonic plates scraping against each other. I can see how you could get confused.

12/18/2008 2:25:10 AM

rw23

Now drink your milk and go to sleep.

12/18/2008 2:35:17 AM

Old Viking

Well maybe major earthquakes.

12/18/2008 2:54:35 AM

myheadhurts

Sinners are attracted to areas with fault lines? Or are fault lines made for sinners.... why aren't there more?

12/18/2008 2:54:40 AM

spoonorca

In other words, you're saying earthquakes are the result of God being a bad parent.

12/18/2008 3:01:29 AM

Illuminatalie

Sins like jumbo fat cakes are the result of earthquakes.

12/18/2008 3:26:20 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

..and mistakes like jumbofatcakes are the result of a busted condom.

12/18/2008 3:46:30 AM

thejebusfire

Their called the tetonic plates. We learned about them in 5th grade.

12/18/2008 3:46:54 AM

WMDKitty

I thought quakes were caused by the motion of tectonic plates, either slipping above/below one another, or sliding against each other...



wait...


that sounded kinda dirty, didn't it?

12/18/2008 4:05:19 AM

Observable Reality

So I guess God hates California, Alaska, Japan, Greece, Turkey, Portugal, New Zealand, and Italy most of all. And considering that hardly anyone lives in Alaska, they must be doing some pretty heavy duty sinning.

12/18/2008 4:06:26 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Things like earth quakes

So, what else ya got?

12/18/2008 4:11:22 AM

Ronni Bom

He also hates Sweden. There was an earthquake, that could be felt all the way to Zealand. But not in Jutland where I live :/ I guess I haven't sinned then. Maybe I should jerk off some more, so I could feel an earthquake.

12/18/2008 4:15:37 AM

Mr. Creazil

[citation needed]

12/18/2008 5:17:59 AM
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