Things like earth quakes are the result of sin.
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"Things like earth quakes are the result of sin. "
No. Just...no.
@MichaelL: "I thought they were a result of God being clumsy and dropping things"
Nah, it's from the rocking of his throne as he watches and faps as the sinners burn in hell.
Sick bastard, he is.
I thought quakes were caused by the motion of tectonic plates, either slipping above/below one another, or sliding against each other...
wait...
that sounded kinda dirty, didn't it?
So I guess God hates California, Alaska, Japan, Greece, Turkey, Portugal, New Zealand, and Italy most of all. And considering that hardly anyone lives in Alaska, they must be doing some pretty heavy duty sinning.
Things like earth quakes
So, what else ya got?
He also hates Sweden. There was an earthquake, that could be felt all the way to Zealand. But not in Jutland where I live :/ I guess I haven't sinned then. Maybe I should jerk off some more, so I could feel an earthquake.
Yes indeed they are. Do you know what else is the result of sin? The turning of gullible simpletons in to tithe-payers.
Some Definitions:-
jumbofatcakes = the living embodiment of a massive lardy amount of sin.
good = the evil that fundies do
bad = the good that atheists do
IMDB = incredibly massive doughy balls
fundie = fun to die
whoosh = to fart, also to rapture
Hovind = to exert a vice-like grip on ones bar of soap
And when it rains, it's really god crying. And when it thunders, it's god yelling. And when there's lightning, it means god is pissed off. And when there's a volcanic eruption, that means god just took a huge burning shit.
The fundie comments are getting better and better.
(As for the guys answer, the world isn't perfect, but even if it was, pure chance means that it could've happened eventually anyway, and we might've just been lucky.)
Well, yeah, that or geological fault lines. You know, on the whole I'd go with geological fault lines, because - and not to put a too fine point to it - there's actual evidence for them.
"Things like earth quakes are the result of sin."
In that case, the UK must be virtually sinless - apart from that over 5-pointer tremour we experienced early this year (the epicentre between Lincoln & Market Rasen). I know nearby Doncaster is the gun crime centre of Britain, but I'm not sure about that being the cause...
Plate Tectonics. Learn about it, Jumbofathead.
So I should toss my geomorphology textbook, then? The UMass-Boston bookstore robbed me! It should be noted, for the record that Massachusetts, the blue state where same-sex marriage is legal, HAS VERY FEW EARTHQUAKES. The nearest plate boundaries are the Cascadia subduction zone in the Pacific Northwest, and the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.
Our sins are what make the faults move? Show me the scientific explanation behind this jumbofatcakes. You sound like Pat Robertson. You know, Pat Robertson, the guy who said the U.S. would get a massive terrorist attack in 2007 and when it didn't happen said that he guessed enough people prayed it away.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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