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#815554
DevilsChaplain
"Putting the belief in santa Claus in Christian children is wrong. Why? Santa clause is some fictional character that doesn't exist and once the child knows that..."
Stop.....please...we're running out of Irony Meters! Do you think they grow on trees or something?!
12/18/2008 12:57:07 AM
#815563
interrobang
Yes, Santa made me an atheist.
12/18/2008 1:02:59 AM
#815576
Rat of Steel
NEWS FLASH, Kalen....
Santa IS Jesus with training wheels added. Both invisible, both magical, both nonexistent.
Yep, you got it right. Although, this is a bad thing...why?
EDIT:
(Berny)
"If you weren't so fucking ignorant, you would know that Santa Claus is a variation of Saint Nicholas, an actual Christian saint.
Way to know the history of your own mythology."
Indeed, yes. This makes Santa less mythical than Jesus, since he is based on a historical figure whose presence in history is documented by more than just a book of religious stories written several decades after he died.
12/18/2008 1:07:02 AM
#815579
Berny
If you weren't so fucking ignorant, you would know that Santa Claus is a variation of Saint Nicholas, an actual Christian saint.
Way to know the history of your own mythology.
12/18/2008 1:08:31 AM
#815585
Nghera
This is actually a pretty good reason to tell children about him. Also, Santa is 2 letters away from saint too, dumbass.
"Santa clause is some fictional character that doesn't exist and once the child knows that, then they will question the belief in God."
Irony, irony...
12/18/2008 1:12:13 AM
#815609
Osiris
Yeah pretty much. When I found out about Santa I just remembered all the things adults told me about god.
12/18/2008 1:24:23 AM
#815617
Seigi no Mikata
also notice santa claus is two letters away from satan
3....2.....1....
SANTA MEANS SAINT YOU IDIOT
12/18/2008 1:34:13 AM
#815618
John
Children stop believing in Santa around 7 or 8. No adult has ever became an atheist because they were told about Santa when they were children. Lunatic fundies and Bible-thumpers with no answers to basic theological questions do that.
12/18/2008 1:35:02 AM
#815632
Illuminatalie
also notice santa claus is two letters away from satan
Looking forward to some good fundie anagramic paranoia this Christmas. It's just starting now.
12/18/2008 1:38:49 AM
#815638
MichaelL
You do know that the word 'Santa' means 'Saint', don't you?
12/18/2008 1:41:57 AM
#815641
CrazyRoper
So...bearded fat men in red suits turn people into atheists?
12/18/2008 1:42:45 AM
#815669
Dark_Lord_Prime
"also notice santa claus is two letters away from satan."
Buh...?
"Santa Claus" = 10 letters
"Satan" = 5 letters
Fail.
"Santa" = letter-perfect anagram of "Satan"
Double fail.
12/18/2008 2:04:28 AM
#815679
Headache
Every true christian knows that S. Claus is Jesus drunken brother and the black sheep of the family. Always wanna give away free stuff, I'm sure he pimps out his sledge and reindeer to advertising in order to fund all that giving-away-stuff thingy!
Happy Rudolph Days!
12/18/2008 2:13:00 AM
#815688
DaMentalFunism
they will question the belief in God.
Heaven forbid they might examine their faith!
12/18/2008 2:20:03 AM
#815712
Hazor
Also notice "God" is "dog" backward. It is a trick of the devil to lure kids into thinking God is actually their pet, Mr. Fluffykins.
BTW, "Santa" isn't his name in every language. Get a cosmopolitan view.
12/18/2008 2:52:07 AM
#815714
Old Viking
Santa brings the gift of atheism.
12/18/2008 2:52:56 AM
#815720
Frogflayer
And an anagram of christmas is art schism.
I think that's significant no?
Oh and nobody ever invokes the santa clause.
12/18/2008 2:55:39 AM
#815721
pete
Kalen="Church Lady"
Isn't that special?
12/18/2008 2:56:02 AM
#815745
Malkavian Jeff
ROFL!
12/18/2008 3:12:21 AM
#815755
Grigadil
Um.
May I invoke the Sanity Clause at this point?
12/18/2008 3:27:32 AM
#815776
Papabear
Piss is an anagram of sips. I'm sure it's a trick of the devil to get children to drink urine.
12/18/2008 3:56:38 AM
#815783
WMDKitty
Santa Claus, at least, is based on an historical figure that we can prove existed, unlike your god.
12/18/2008 4:03:06 AM
#815819
Ronni Bom
Weihnachtsmann (german)
Pere Noel (french)
Papa Noel (spanish)
Sinterklaas (dutch)
Befana (italian.. variant of santa)
Babouschka (russian... variant of santa)
Julemanden (danish, roughly translated Yuleman)
Joulupukki (finnish)
Nicholas of Bari (various)
Nicholas of Myra (various)
Sant Nikolaas (various)
Sante Klaas (varios)
In danish the devil is called fanden, so julemanden can be called julefanden. Oh noes. That must mean he is evil, right?
12/18/2008 4:38:34 AM
#815822
Shadoboy
Uh-huh. That doesn't hold water in places where he's called Father Christmas or Chris Crinkle.
12/18/2008 4:42:05 AM
#815853
Pule Thamex
Some Definitions:-
Kalen = Obscure prattle.
Santa Claus = Satan's Claws.
Yahoo!Answers = Replies to stupid questions, by stupid people.
Hovind = to hoard lube.
12/18/2008 5:39:26 AM
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