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Well if they come to my house they will have a wealth of information and don't think hiding it from unbelievers is the right way to go. If the Rapture happens today they will find a bible and lots of info in my locker at work also. Not going to hide it.

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [12/18/2008 12:57:16 AM]
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DevilsChaplain

"If the Rapture happens today they will find a bible and lots of info in my locker at work also. Not going to hide it."

Nor will I hide my vibrating dildo, my flogger, my whip, my chains, my ropes, my lube and my extra-large Jesus poster.

12/18/2008 12:58:45 AM

anevilmeme

Does anyone really doubt Rapture Ready is another Heaven's Gate just waiting to happen?

12/18/2008 1:17:19 AM

DevilsChaplain

@anevilmeme
If they are, I'll supply the cyanide. To me, that's charity work ^_^

12/18/2008 1:21:49 AM

DaMentalFunism

You aren't important. Srsly, nobody cares what is in your locker.

12/18/2008 1:33:56 AM

MichaelL

I bet we find all your hidden porn, too!

12/18/2008 1:36:23 AM

DaMentalFunism

@DevilsChaplain: If you donate the cyanide to them you can claim the tax back on the purchase.

12/18/2008 1:36:35 AM

Headache

lots of info in my locker at work also. Not going to hide it.

Too bad you'll have to clean it out when you retire. All that time and for no good.

12/18/2008 1:44:18 AM

Fdragon

You don't need to HIDE the Bible, you just can't blugdeon people with it.

12/18/2008 1:44:29 AM

God

Jesus thinks you're a jerk!

best,
God

12/18/2008 2:06:33 AM

MozMode

If the Rapture happens today...


Something tells me it isn't. Just, ya know, a wild guess.

12/18/2008 2:19:40 AM

Wilhelm

Something tells me he spends a lot of time in the bathroom when he's at work and a most of the pages of revelation in the babble he keeps in his locker are stuck together.

12/18/2008 2:22:47 AM

Old Viking

I can't speak for the rest of the unraptured, but I know I'll be rushing for your locker.

12/18/2008 2:46:31 AM

GreenEyedLilo

That's okay, I've already got three Bibles.

12/18/2008 2:48:27 AM

pete

If the Rapture happens tomorrow? I'll start a cult based on the ravings of a mentally ill 19th century teenage girl. Oh wait.

12/18/2008 3:05:04 AM

Illuminatalie

It must frustrate you when no one seems to care about your religious fetish.

12/18/2008 3:25:33 AM

Papabear

A Bible and some tracts in your locker, how very bold of you. That'll show 'em.

12/18/2008 3:48:29 AM

WMDKitty

No worries, ron, nobody would WANT to look through your shit.

12/18/2008 4:08:51 AM

Shadoboy

And they would be thankful indeed.

*IF* rapture happens.

12/18/2008 4:37:53 AM

Pule Thamex

Hi ron, just a quick word of advice, on the quiet like, a nod and a wink to a blind horse etc, you know the drill. La de da de da hide your bible de dum de da don't look round de dum de da just pretend I'm not here de la de dum just carry on de dum de dum as though you can't hear me la de dah de dah don't leave it de dum de la de la in your dum de dum de dum locker de la de dum I'll just dum de la de dum carry on de dum dusting de la de dum the furniture de la de dum de tum ti la .....

12/18/2008 4:58:47 AM

Philbert McAdamia

they will have a wealth of information ... they will find a bible and lots of info in my locker at work also.

So, a babble, Chick tracts, a pile of DNA loaded Kleenex and a sticky Jebus poster...

12/18/2008 5:12:46 AM

anonymous

"If the Rapture happens today they will find a bible"

Thanks, it's not like I can grab one online from anywhere, or like I downloaded the Skeptic's Annotated.
Just leave a symlink, and stop killing so many trees. Learn to digitize. Paper-free office.

12/18/2008 6:19:11 AM

Barikada

... how're we supposed to get into your locker?

12/18/2008 6:26:25 AM

a mind far far away

@anevilmeme: One can only hope.

12/18/2008 6:37:12 AM

aaa

Here's a question: Can i take your car and sell it to mexicans?

12/18/2008 6:53:59 AM

Thinking Allowed

I wouldn't expect any less from your Ronnie.

12/18/2008 7:25:42 AM
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