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#815557
DevilsChaplain
"If the Rapture happens today they will find a bible and lots of info in my locker at work also. Not going to hide it."
Nor will I hide my vibrating dildo, my flogger, my whip, my chains, my ropes, my lube and my extra-large Jesus poster.
12/18/2008 12:58:45 AM
#815596
anevilmeme
Does anyone really doubt Rapture Ready is another Heaven's Gate just waiting to happen?
12/18/2008 1:17:19 AM
#815604
DevilsChaplain
@anevilmeme
If they are, I'll supply the cyanide. To me, that's charity work ^_^
12/18/2008 1:21:49 AM
#815616
DaMentalFunism
You aren't important. Srsly, nobody cares what is in your locker.
12/18/2008 1:33:56 AM
#815625
MichaelL
I bet we find all your hidden porn, too!
12/18/2008 1:36:23 AM
#815626
DaMentalFunism
@DevilsChaplain: If you donate the cyanide to them you can claim the tax back on the purchase.
12/18/2008 1:36:35 AM
#815645
Headache
lots of info in my locker at work also. Not going to hide it.
Too bad you'll have to clean it out when you retire. All that time and for no good.
12/18/2008 1:44:18 AM
#815647
Fdragon
You don't need to HIDE the Bible, you just can't blugdeon people with it.
12/18/2008 1:44:29 AM
#815672
God
Jesus thinks you're a jerk!
best,
God
12/18/2008 2:06:33 AM
#815687
MozMode
If the Rapture happens today...
Something tells me it isn't. Just, ya know, a wild guess.
12/18/2008 2:19:40 AM
#815690
Wilhelm
Something tells me he spends a lot of time in the bathroom when he's at work and a most of the pages of revelation in the babble he keeps in his locker are stuck together.
12/18/2008 2:22:47 AM
#815707
Old Viking
I can't speak for the rest of the unraptured, but I know I'll be rushing for your locker.
12/18/2008 2:46:31 AM
#815708
GreenEyedLilo
That's okay, I've already got three Bibles.
12/18/2008 2:48:27 AM
#815734
pete
If the Rapture happens tomorrow? I'll start a cult based on the ravings of a mentally ill 19th century teenage girl. Oh wait.
12/18/2008 3:05:04 AM
#815752
Illuminatalie
It must frustrate you when no one seems to care about your religious fetish.
12/18/2008 3:25:33 AM
#815772
Papabear
A Bible and some tracts in your locker, how very bold of you. That'll show 'em.
12/18/2008 3:48:29 AM
#815791
WMDKitty
No worries, ron, nobody would WANT to look through your shit.
12/18/2008 4:08:51 AM
#815818
Shadoboy
And they would be thankful indeed.
*IF* rapture happens.
12/18/2008 4:37:53 AM
#815834
Pule Thamex
Hi ron, just a quick word of advice, on the quiet like, a nod and a wink to a blind horse etc, you know the drill. La de da de da hide your bible de dum de da don't look round de dum de da just pretend I'm not here de la de dum just carry on de dum de dum as though you can't hear me la de dah de dah don't leave it de dum de la de la in your dum de dum de dum locker de la de dum I'll just dum de la de dum carry on de dum dusting de la de dum the furniture de la de dum de tum ti la .....
12/18/2008 4:58:47 AM
#815838
Philbert McAdamia
they will have a wealth of information ... they will find a bible and lots of info in my locker at work also.
So, a babble, Chick tracts, a pile of DNA loaded Kleenex and a sticky Jebus poster...
12/18/2008 5:12:46 AM
#815872
anonymous
"If the Rapture happens today they will find a bible"
Thanks, it's not like I can grab one online from anywhere, or like I downloaded the Skeptic's Annotated.
Just leave a symlink, and stop killing so many trees. Learn to digitize. Paper-free office.
12/18/2008 6:19:11 AM
#815878
Barikada
... how're we supposed to get into your locker?
12/18/2008 6:26:25 AM
#815895
a mind far far away
@anevilmeme: One can only hope.
12/18/2008 6:37:12 AM
#815925
aaa
Here's a question: Can i take your car and sell it to mexicans?
12/18/2008 6:53:59 AM
#815960
Thinking Allowed
I wouldn't expect any less from your Ronnie.
12/18/2008 7:25:42 AM
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