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[Quote circa 1979, Pat Robertson in regards to his TV show, discussing the possibilities of filming the second-coming of Christ....I shit you not.]

The greatest show on earth was in our hands. I wondered where we would put the cameras. Jerusalem was the obvious place. We even discussed how Jesus' radiance might be too bright for the cameras and how we would have to make adjustments for that problem. Can you imagine telling Jesus, "Hey, Lord, please tone down your luminosity; we having a problem with contrast. You're causing the picture to flare."

Pat Robertson, rotten.com 26 Comments [12/19/2008 3:46:08 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Headache

As if there were lack of evidence to these peoples insanity, along comes this pearl of insight into the deranged mind of the religious..

It's almost as good as the best Rapture Porn, but not quite.
Oh and this years "Quote of the Year" is in the pub admin pipeline. Best comment I've ever read!

12/19/2008 3:50:15 AM

Old Viking

Robertson's brain could be crammed into a flea's jockstrap, and there'd be enough room left for his accumulated knowledge.

12/19/2008 4:09:28 AM

Godbuster

What...the...fuck?

By the way I'm filming a documentary on Darth Vader, but I can't seem to get in touch with him anyone know why ?

12/19/2008 4:21:17 AM

Amanda

Oh come on. If Jesus actually did appear, you would all just crap yourselves and run away.

12/19/2008 4:25:01 AM

a mind far far away

If there wasn't any proof before that Pat Robertson didn't suffer from megalomania, this is it.

12/19/2008 4:31:52 AM

Antichrist

Any minute now.... any minute.... Jesus is cumming coming any minute now...

@ Godbuster
Have you tried the force?

12/19/2008 4:39:24 AM

WMDKitty

Oh, for the love of-- ::repeated headdesks::

12/19/2008 4:47:42 AM

kingoftheheavies

So how did that work for you, Pat? Did I miss it?

"Hey, jebus, quit being such a flamer!"

12/19/2008 5:04:15 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Lens flare!

12/19/2008 5:05:21 AM

Shadoboy

Poor Jesus gets mixed up in some weird stews...

12/19/2008 5:50:33 AM

a mind far far away

This reminds me of Benny Hinn saying that Jeebus would start physically appearing at his crusades. Boy, those imaginary beings sure forget to get their memos about their stage appearances. Maybe it's the union secrataries.

12/19/2008 5:54:07 AM

Porky Pine

Radioactive Jeebus FTW!

12/19/2008 6:02:00 AM

Dexter


HAHAHAHAHAHA...

Priceless!

12/19/2008 7:15:55 AM

Ronni Bom

You just start filming, give me a call when you see something.

12/19/2008 7:19:45 AM

El Zorro

It would be hilarious if Pat actually went to Jerusalem with an entire film crew, and hid in a tiny camoflaged shack in mid July, waiting for the Second Coming.


12/19/2008 8:44:01 AM

Michael

As I recall Pat Robertson predicted in 1981 that the world was going to end in the fall of 1982.
Many of his followers gave thier life savings to him in advance of this, but said nothing when doomsday made yet ANOTHER no-show.
A patent fraud to the end.

12/19/2008 8:53:54 AM

aaa

Been there, done that.

12/19/2008 10:21:07 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

"You're pointing the camera at the sun!"

12/19/2008 12:25:25 PM

Mister Spak

[Quote circa 1979, Pat Robertson in regards to his TV show, discussing the possibilities of filming the second-coming of Christ....I shit you not.]


Jesus will return any day now . . . maybe in 1980.

12/19/2008 12:47:21 PM

EvoPagan

Pat's been senile for an awfully long time.


5/2/2009 9:50:45 AM

Moondog

This prophecy that never happened is in the lifetime of many fundies alive today, unlike something written in the 1st Century. At what point does it start to click that it ain't gonna happen, now or ever?

5/2/2009 9:58:41 AM

Mithcoriel

How do you know Jesus won't accidentally fly into a skyscraper on his way down?

5/2/2009 11:28:23 AM

Catgirl Fetish

Silly Fundie, Evolution is the greatest show on Earth. /Dawkins

4/29/2011 8:54:13 PM

Justanotheratheist

Yet he no doubt carried on undaunted, even after the wholly predictable fuckall happened.

And then they wonder why we laugh at them.

5/12/2011 2:15:15 AM

Often Partisan

ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/7/2012 2:19:39 AM
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