CHOCOLATE BARACK OBAMA
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Webseven: That looks like all it needs is 2 horns to look like the devil.
yogi3939: My thoughts exactly. That piece looks very satanic. Add a goatee and the horns and you would have a close resemblence to the classic image of the devil.
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Actually, Lucifer has long, curly black hair. He's a fucking girly looking SOB...gotta love the goatee, though.
BTW, that's so NOT Obama.
Add a goatee and the horns and you would have a close resemblence to the classic image of the devil.
Read your bible. No where does it mention the devil having a goatee and horns.
Although the chin is creepy looking.
It looks like a cross between Dwight Eisenhower and Barry Bonds when he was skinny. Nothing like Barack Obama.
But, to stay on mocking Fundies topic...why would it reflect badly on Obama that some idiot made a candy image of him that looks nothing like him??
Well, I got to agree with the fundies this time.
But, it doesn't mean that Obama is... ya know.
Alright, we get it: you think Obama is the Antichrist (yet you still didn't vote for him strangely enough).
Get new shtick already.
Also, that looks nothing like Obama.
Yeah, all it needs is two goat horns and a goatee to look exactly like medieval depictions of satan, which have nothing to do with the bible, and are actully catholics taking from the horned gods of the Celts to demonize pagans. Sure. Yeah, right. Morons.
Haha. Okay, poor choc-Barack is pretty ugly...
But it doesn't look like 'teh devil.' Can't they just say it looks weird like a normal person...? Oh, wait, this is RR. Nevermind.
Over 9000 hours in MS paint and I can see what they're talking about.
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His smile is a bit devilish. Still, I'm sure his evil is outweighed by his deliciousness
Well, I guess if someone made a butt-ugly "tribute" in candy to either Webseven or yogi, their image might end up looking "satanic," too!
Whatever isn't a white Anglo Saxon looks satanic to you fools.
Whoever designed this could have done a better job of it, though.
Where, exactly, in the bible does it say satan has a goatee and goat horns?
Isn't he actually portrayed in the bible as a 3 headed dragon or something?
damn....that grin looks rather naughty but I love chocolate and I voted on Obama, so there.
if you fundies think this is a sign from heaven then I'm LMAO!
I'm pretty sure that the person responsible for making that might have wanted him to look like the devil (as well as getting their pseudoracist lulz by making out of "chocolate"). But, do the same chocolate caricature for George Bush or frickin' Gandhi and it will look equally as sinister...due to being a caricature meant to give off the impression of the person being sinister.
(I find the term "classic image of the devil" ironic though, considering how many times artists portrayed the devil to look similar to segments of society that they didn't like, Jews being most common).
"My thoughts exactly. That piece looks very satanic. Add a goatee and the horns and you would have a close resemblence to the classic image of the devil"
Oh, yogi3939, you keep doing it to yourself! You try to suggest it'd be a good idea if Obama was 'assinated'. Now you paint yourself further into that corner by directly demonising Obama?! As if that previous 'off the cuff' remark got you in hot water, you're now making a complete tit of yourself again! A definite case of 'Foot in Mouth' disease here - and the man hasn't even been sworn in yet, nor given time to potentially screw up (if ever)! Now, if it was George Wanker Bush, however, given his track record in the last 8 years...:
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And you wonder why America is referred to as 'The Great Satan' in the Middle East, especially after 2000?
Just when I thought Obama couldn't be exploited ANY fucking more...
Way to cheapen the hell out of a historic election, America!
SWGM wrote:
"I want to lick it. Of course, I want to lick the real Obama, too, so that's not surprising."
And there, we get to the REAL reason why the religious right hates Obama so much. It's the same reason they were so ardently anti-Clinton:
If there's one thing a Fundie cannot stand, it's sex appeal.
If I didn't know that was meant to be Obama I would not have had a clue.
In any case, so what? It's just a fucking piece of chocolate, for pity's sakes.
In all fairness to the Rapturites, that thing is pretty damn scary.
That's going to haunt my dreams forever.
Hey cool, Sinestro chocolate heads.
What, it's supposed to be Obama? In what way?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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