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Chicken or egg dilemma solved (Genesis 1:20-22). Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This question has plagued philosophers for centuries. The Bible states that God created birds with the ability to reproduce after their kind. Therefore the chicken was created first with the ability to make eggs! Yet, evolution has no solution for this dilemma.

Buzzardhut, www.rr-bb.com 46 Comments [12/17/2008 4:58:37 PM]
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Mrs. Antichrist

Actually, the reptile came first, and the amphibian before it, and the fish before that. They were all laying eggs millions of years before chickens evolved.

So I guess you could say that the egg did, indeed, come first.

12/17/2008 5:08:13 PM

Headache

This one cracked me up! You just have to admire "Christian logic"...

12/17/2008 5:20:22 PM

enna

Fail

12/17/2008 5:20:23 PM

Mister Spak

"Yet, evolution has no solution for this dilemma. "

Can god make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Christianism has no solution for this dilemma.

12/17/2008 5:26:10 PM

JR

But what does the bible say about the chicken crossing the road?

12/17/2008 5:29:13 PM

Brenz

You're so smart at a Lego level.

12/17/2008 5:36:28 PM

aaa

Is this even related to anything?

12/17/2008 5:46:26 PM

someone from a different planet

Oh finally! And that's settled then.

Whew, I was loosing my sleep on it. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Now for the remaining fundamental problems of humanity, I wonder if you can get me a clue about these:

1) How many angels can dance on a pinhead?
2) Does a falling tree in a forest without animals make noise?
3) Does the soul really weigh 21 grams?
4) If I kill one damn butterfly in China will I prevent one tornado forming?
5) Is Elvis alive?
6) How much wood could a wood chuk chuk if a wood chuk could chuk wood?

Thank you in advance.




12/17/2008 5:49:41 PM

Dinomancer

Yes, evolution does answer the question. Eggs existed LONG before chickens ever did, for example, the Mongolian Protoceratops nests.

12/17/2008 5:50:14 PM

Papabear

The ToE has no answer for that because it is a meaningless question. The ToE DOES explain the development of species, but it does not pretend to pinned down exact date of the first example of any species.

12/17/2008 5:51:12 PM

werewolf

What dilemma?

12/17/2008 5:52:35 PM

Morrigan

DON'T try philosophy, in fact DON'T try theology either...

You know what? Just don't speak... DON'T

12/17/2008 5:57:09 PM

Doctor Whom

Read any real philosophers lately? Didn't think so.

12/17/2008 5:57:25 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Wrong on all counts.
Next ...

12/17/2008 5:58:19 PM

Grigadil

Which came first, the omelet or the cheese?

12/17/2008 6:03:36 PM

I was born tomorrow

Heck, which god made first: Adam's toes or Adam's head?

12/17/2008 6:03:53 PM

Pule Thamex

Nice one my friend. Nice one. And have you heard this one, 'Why did the chicken cross the road'?

12/17/2008 6:20:26 PM

Illuminatalie

But you avoided the important question of whether Adam and Eve had navels.

This question has plagued philosophers for centuries
Phundy Philosophers, maybe. We need a new TV show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fundie"?

12/17/2008 6:27:27 PM

blah

I'm not sure what to wear today. Hey, the Bible says I should wear modest skirts! Therefore that's what I should wear. Yet, evolution has no solution for this dilemma.

12/17/2008 6:34:14 PM

Wackadoodle

Well they could just write down an answer and claim against all logic and evidence that its right because it was written down. But their not fucking stupid.

12/17/2008 7:13:26 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Evolution does indeed have an answer. The egg came first, and it came out of a creature that was almost, but not quite, a chicken.

12/17/2008 7:30:23 PM

lumax

The egg came first but god put it on a wall. It fell off and all the retarded fundies couldn't put it together. In a way this is symbolic of their view of reality.

12/17/2008 7:59:50 PM

Old Viking

That's never been posed in a serious manner. It's meant facetiously. Only a fundy could take the chick/egg conundrum seriously.

12/17/2008 8:01:37 PM

anevilmeme

Eggs have been around much longer than birds, you lose.

12/17/2008 8:35:27 PM

WMDKitty

The rooster.

12/17/2008 9:25:38 PM
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