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[Should Satanism be banned?]

YES, and they do perform not only animal sacrifices, but they have holidays where they hunt for adults and children to rape and murder.

The Quickened One, Y! answers 60 Comments [12/17/2008 4:58:56 PM]
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#814821
Mrs. Antichrist

Someone has been reading too many urban legends.

12/17/2008 5:07:34 PM

#814833
Headache

It is generally not a good idea to skip taking your medication....


12/17/2008 5:12:46 PM

#814836
JewBoy

Blood libel. It's not just for Jews anymore.

12/17/2008 5:14:34 PM

#814839
Ashfish

Good job on having no idea what Satanists ACTUALLY do. At least read a Wiki article man.

12/17/2008 5:16:07 PM

#814840
szena

And you complain that the government doesn't recognize your holidays.

12/17/2008 5:16:41 PM

#814841
Ronni Bom

Psssst.. come closer.. I've heard that christians takeover holidays, and try to make them as their own.

About the satan worshippers
But don't worry, they only go for virgi.. damn.. that means you.


12/17/2008 5:17:02 PM

#814858
MichaelL

And you know this is true because? Oh, your pastor told you...

12/17/2008 5:25:26 PM

#814866
Marsten

Well I've had my red card for about two years now, and I've not been invited to any of -those- holidays. Curious.

12/17/2008 5:28:05 PM

#814888
Brenz

I've never met a Satan worshipper, yet they seem to be the ones exsanguinating all the goats, committing vandalism, and kidnapping children.

12/17/2008 5:38:53 PM

#814905
aaa

Facts, kid. Do you have them?

12/17/2008 5:47:22 PM

#814906
Papabear

Aside from their being almost no actual Satanist, banning a belief never works.

As for Satanists having "holidays where they hunt for adults and children to rape and murder," BULLSH*T.

12/17/2008 5:47:37 PM

#814926
Runehawk

Brenz: "exsanguinating all the goats."

Almost spit out my coffee on reading the word 'exsanguinating' !!!!

12/17/2008 5:56:18 PM

#814937
GreenEyedLilo

Um, I'm pretty sure that if there were any truth in it, I'd have seen this elsewhere, earlier, from a more credible source.

@ Brenz & Runehawk: "Exsanguinating" is a great word. Not one I want to use a lot, but it was fun to read here!

12/17/2008 6:05:29 PM

#814946
Grigadil

Not only that, they contribute to the delinquency of minors and are lousy tippers!!!1

12/17/2008 6:08:26 PM

#814955
Pule Thamex

Yes. Good point. Good point.

I'm all in favour of banning people that perform animal sacrifices and who hunt adults and children in order to rape and murder them.

But what exactly are we banning them from? Are not animal sacrificing, raping and murdering and kidnapping already illegal?

And what about banning dipsticks who don't know what they're talking about?

I say, The Quickened One, exactly what have you had quickened? Your stupidity?

12/17/2008 6:16:40 PM

#815006
ArmandT

Well sign me up then!

Seriously, [citation needed].

12/17/2008 6:34:15 PM

#815007
chaosmage

Yeah... I'm pretty sure your wrong their buddy.

12/17/2008 6:35:59 PM

#815062


I'm not at all sure that "Satanists" really exist. I've never met one (and I've lived all over the country and met all sorts of weirdos), and I've never seen or read about "Satanic temples" or whatever sort of structures they supposedly use as their churches for worshipping Satan. I think the whole "Satanist" thing is a rather blatant fabrication - especially the "Satanic child sacrifices" bullshit. It's a fraud, invented by fundies to give them a fearsome "enemy" to hate and fear. If Satanists really exist, they seem to be extremely quiet about their faith. You guys could learn a lot from them. Also, the Satan character from the Bible wasn't a bad guy at all.

12/17/2008 7:14:45 PM

#815074
BrendanJD

I am a Satanist.

I believe in the works of Anton LaVey.

We DO NOT sacrifice animals, hunt adults, or rape/murder children.

Please stop libeling us.

12/17/2008 7:24:02 PM

#815077
El Guapo

Can't we have a secular holiday during which we hunt for adults and children to rape and murder without invoking the boogie-man?

[You never hear Satanists complaining about atheists celebrating "child-adult-hunt-for-rape-and-murder-mas", do you?]

12/17/2008 7:28:49 PM

#815089
Malkavian Jeff

HAHAHAHA wrong


Anton Levay would like to have a word with you.

12/17/2008 7:34:12 PM

#815090
Reverend Jeremiah

"OH NOES..TEH SATINISTS!!!"

12/17/2008 7:34:26 PM

#815097
mike-mike

lolno

12/17/2008 7:37:02 PM

#815129
Old Viking

Well, you know, freedom of religion.

12/17/2008 7:58:17 PM

#815140
Marc

Wow. Wasn't Satanic Ritual Abuse debunked in like, the 80's?

12/17/2008 8:05:26 PM
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