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Someone has been reading too many urban legends.
12/17/2008 5:07:34 PM
It is generally not a good idea to skip taking your medication....
12/17/2008 5:12:46 PM
Blood libel. It's not just for Jews anymore.
12/17/2008 5:14:34 PM
Good job on having no idea what Satanists ACTUALLY do. At least read a Wiki article man.
12/17/2008 5:16:07 PM
And you complain that the government doesn't recognize your holidays.
12/17/2008 5:16:41 PM
Psssst.. come closer.. I've heard that christians takeover holidays, and try to make them as their own.
About the satan worshippers
But don't worry, they only go for virgi.. damn.. that means you.
12/17/2008 5:17:02 PM
And you know this is true because? Oh, your pastor told you...
12/17/2008 5:25:26 PM
Well I've had my red card for about two years now, and I've not been invited to any of -those- holidays. Curious.
12/17/2008 5:28:05 PM
I've never met a Satan worshipper, yet they seem to be the ones exsanguinating all the goats, committing vandalism, and kidnapping children.
12/17/2008 5:38:53 PM
Facts, kid. Do you have them?
12/17/2008 5:47:22 PM
Aside from their being almost no actual Satanist, banning a belief never works.
As for Satanists having "holidays where they hunt for adults and children to rape and murder," BULLSH*T.
12/17/2008 5:47:37 PM
Brenz: "exsanguinating all the goats."
Almost spit out my coffee on reading the word 'exsanguinating' !!!!
12/17/2008 5:56:18 PM
Um, I'm pretty sure that if there were any truth in it, I'd have seen this elsewhere, earlier, from a more credible source.
@ Brenz & Runehawk: "Exsanguinating" is a great word. Not one I want to use a lot, but it was fun to read here!
12/17/2008 6:05:29 PM
Not only that, they contribute to the delinquency of minors and are lousy tippers!!!1
12/17/2008 6:08:26 PM
Yes. Good point. Good point.
I'm all in favour of banning people that perform animal sacrifices and who hunt adults and children in order to rape and murder them.
But what exactly are we banning them from? Are not animal sacrificing, raping and murdering and kidnapping already illegal?
And what about banning dipsticks who don't know what they're talking about?
I say, The Quickened One, exactly what have you had quickened? Your stupidity?
12/17/2008 6:16:40 PM
Well sign me up then!
Seriously, .
12/17/2008 6:34:15 PM
Yeah... I'm pretty sure your wrong their buddy.
12/17/2008 6:35:59 PM
I'm not at all sure that "Satanists" really exist. I've never met one (and I've lived all over the country and met all sorts of weirdos), and I've never seen or read about "Satanic temples" or whatever sort of structures they supposedly use as their churches for worshipping Satan. I think the whole "Satanist" thing is a rather blatant fabrication - especially the "Satanic child sacrifices" bullshit. It's a fraud, invented by fundies to give them a fearsome "enemy" to hate and fear. If Satanists really exist, they seem to be extremely quiet about their faith. You guys could learn a lot from them. Also, the Satan character from the Bible wasn't a bad guy at all.
12/17/2008 7:14:45 PM
I am a Satanist.
I believe in the works of Anton LaVey.
We DO NOT sacrifice animals, hunt adults, or rape/murder children.
Please stop libeling us.
12/17/2008 7:24:02 PM
Can't we have a secular holiday during which we hunt for adults and children to rape and murder without invoking the boogie-man?
[You never hear Satanists complaining about atheists celebrating "child-adult-hunt-for-rape-and-murder-mas", do you?]
12/17/2008 7:28:49 PM
Anton Levay would like to have a word with you.
12/17/2008 7:34:12 PM
"OH NOES..TEH SATINISTS!!!"
12/17/2008 7:34:26 PM
12/17/2008 7:37:02 PM
Well, you know, freedom of religion.
12/17/2008 7:58:17 PM
Wow. Wasn't Satanic Ritual Abuse debunked in like, the 80's?
12/17/2008 8:05:26 PM
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