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This war could not occur until the nation of Israel was back in a portion of the Promise Land. There is not enough military might in the entire armies of the world to change God's promises. Israel is already a rich nation and is becoming richer every day. Their military is without parallel. They have discovered massive reserves of oil and eventually that discovery will be greater than all the Arab nations combined. How do we know that their oil deposits will be the world's greatest? The Promise Land and her treasures were ordained to flow as "milk and honey."

(The whole site is a goldmine.)

Joseph Chambers, Paw Creek Ministries 35 Comments [12/19/2008 3:46:35 AM]
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Rallymodeller

Well then, maybe the US could stop subsidizing their military now.

And re Israel's military being without equal: didn't do so well the last time they invaded southern Lebanon, did they?

12/19/2008 4:02:06 AM

Old Viking

My tank's gettin' low. Better pull in and fill up with low fat.

12/19/2008 4:04:11 AM

C_V


wow, you really are illiterate aren't you?

12/19/2008 4:13:06 AM

werewolf

The internal combustion engine uses neither milk nor honey. Actually, remove the aid that the US sends to Israel and you have one genuine piss-poor desert country on the brink of extinction.

I really suggest a course in modern military history.

12/19/2008 4:13:30 AM

Godbuster

That explains why... umm... actually this doesn't explain anything.

12/19/2008 4:16:15 AM

pete

Israel has gobs of oil? Cool! Maybe they can send us some to repay the trillions of dollars we've given them?

12/19/2008 4:21:51 AM

PokeWithStick

America's military might is unparalleled. The mere thought of Israel having a superior military is laughable. The most deadly weapon on Earth is a marine and his rifle. Ooh-Rah. (Don't take it seriously, it's just patriotic. Support the troops!) Not God. You are unpatriotic, and should GTFO of America and move to Israel.

12/19/2008 4:27:29 AM

atrasicarius

[citation needed]

12/19/2008 4:27:33 AM

Antichrist

milk & honey = oil?

Wow, you've never seen crude oil have you. It doesn't look like the stuff you put in your car you know.

12/19/2008 4:46:31 AM

WMDKitty

This makes about as much sense as a cat walking across a keyboard would. ::sigh::

12/19/2008 4:49:53 AM

a mind far far away

The bible says that Palestine overflows WITH milk and honey, not AS milk and honey. This has nothing to do with oil.

12/19/2008 4:58:14 AM

kingoftheheavies

Such a small area to hold all that crude. Maybe now we can stop subsidizing them, and keep the cash home. And perhaps as a patial payment in return, they could front up a few billion barrels.

12/19/2008 5:00:40 AM

Hazor

I thought it was "Promised Land."

Go back to school, read the news paper a little more often. And while you're at it, reread your bible.

12/19/2008 5:08:40 AM

anonymous

But milk spoils after just a day in sunlight, honey doesn't really flow, and neither of them are oil.

12/19/2008 5:33:25 AM

toth

Mmmmm, delicious, milky oil.

12/19/2008 5:57:08 AM

Homer

There is not enough military might in the entire armies of the world to change God's promises.


Iron chariots.

12/19/2008 6:02:13 AM

misterchipotle

saudi arabia has oil fields the size of israel you twit. go buy a map.

12/19/2008 7:30:47 AM

Michael

The Israelis excell in Defence ELECTRONICS. They have the strength to defend themselves, but neither the strength or numbers to invade other nations - nor do they wish to.
This idiot must be one of the most misinformed posters yet.

12/19/2008 8:40:43 AM

Johannes9126

I second what Homer #866463 and a mind far far away #866328 said. Please send them the internet they won.

12/19/2008 9:03:48 AM

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Their military is without parallel.

Hopefully, considering how hard it fails.

12/19/2008 9:25:06 AM

Chris

So you got the milk & honey & they got the oil. Sounds fair to me.

12/19/2008 10:05:05 AM

aaa

What a misinformed tool.

12/19/2008 10:32:48 AM

anevilmeme

The meme that there are massive oil reserves under Israel has been around for decades. The fact that no oil has been found doesn't slow the fundtards down.

12/19/2008 11:00:08 AM



A simple test to show you the difference between milk, honey and oil:

1. Pour milk into one glass. Pour oil into another glass.
2. Spread honey on a piece of toast. Spread oil on another piece of toast.
3. Eat the honey toast and milk. Good, right?
4. Drink the oil and eat the oil toast. Call your local poison control hotline.

12/19/2008 11:27:32 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

This war could not occur until the nation of Israel was back in a portion of the Promise[sic] Land.

Anyone got a screencap of John Cleese in the epic "Latin Teacher" scene from Life of Brian? "Conjugate the verb!"

As for milk and honey, HAH! Come to the West, we've got buffalo wings, Jack Daniels and 24/7 porn channels!

12/19/2008 12:15:49 PM
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