Well then, maybe the US could stop subsidizing their military now.
And re Israel's military being without equal: didn't do so well the last time they invaded southern Lebanon, did they?
12/19/2008 4:02:06 AM
My tank's gettin' low. Better pull in and fill up with low fat.
12/19/2008 4:04:11 AM
wow, you really are illiterate aren't you?
12/19/2008 4:13:06 AM
The internal combustion engine uses neither milk nor honey. Actually, remove the aid that the US sends to Israel and you have one genuine piss-poor desert country on the brink of extinction.
I really suggest a course in modern military history.
12/19/2008 4:13:30 AM
That explains why... umm... actually this doesn't explain anything.
12/19/2008 4:16:15 AM
Israel has gobs of oil? Cool! Maybe they can send us some to repay the trillions of dollars we've given them?
12/19/2008 4:21:51 AM
America's military might is unparalleled. The mere thought of Israel having a superior military is laughable. The most deadly weapon on Earth is a marine and his rifle. Ooh-Rah. (Don't take it seriously, it's just patriotic. Support the troops!) Not God. You are unpatriotic, and should GTFO of America and move to Israel.
12/19/2008 4:27:29 AM
12/19/2008 4:27:33 AM
milk & honey = oil?
Wow, you've never seen crude oil have you. It doesn't look like the stuff you put in your car you know.
12/19/2008 4:46:31 AM
This makes about as much sense as a cat walking across a keyboard would. ::sigh::
12/19/2008 4:49:53 AM
a mind far far away
The bible says that Palestine overflows WITH milk and honey, not AS milk and honey. This has nothing to do with oil.
12/19/2008 4:58:14 AM
Such a small area to hold all that crude. Maybe now we can stop subsidizing them, and keep the cash home. And perhaps as a patial payment in return, they could front up a few billion barrels.
12/19/2008 5:00:40 AM
I thought it was "Promised Land."
Go back to school, read the news paper a little more often. And while you're at it, reread your bible.
12/19/2008 5:08:40 AM
But milk spoils after just a day in sunlight, honey doesn't really flow, and neither of them are oil.
12/19/2008 5:33:25 AM
Mmmmm, delicious, milky oil.
12/19/2008 5:57:08 AM
There is not enough military might in the entire armies of the world to change God's promises.
12/19/2008 6:02:13 AM
saudi arabia has oil fields the size of israel you twit. go buy a map.
12/19/2008 7:30:47 AM
The Israelis excell in Defence ELECTRONICS. They have the strength to defend themselves, but neither the strength or numbers to invade other nations - nor do they wish to.
This idiot must be one of the most misinformed posters yet.
12/19/2008 8:40:43 AM
I second what Homer #866463 and a mind far far away #866328 said. Please send them the internet they won.
12/19/2008 9:03:48 AM
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
Their military is without parallel.
Hopefully, considering how hard it fails.
12/19/2008 9:25:06 AM
So you got the milk & honey & they got the oil. Sounds fair to me.
12/19/2008 10:05:05 AM
What a misinformed tool.
12/19/2008 10:32:48 AM
The meme that there are massive oil reserves under Israel has been around for decades. The fact that no oil has been found doesn't slow the fundtards down.
12/19/2008 11:00:08 AM
A simple test to show you the difference between milk, honey and oil:
1. Pour milk into one glass. Pour oil into another glass.
2. Spread honey on a piece of toast. Spread oil on another piece of toast.
3. Eat the honey toast and milk. Good, right?
4. Drink the oil and eat the oil toast. Call your local poison control hotline.
12/19/2008 11:27:32 AM
This war could not occur until the nation of Israel was back in a portion of the Promise[sic] Land.
Anyone got a screencap of John Cleese in the epic "Latin Teacher" scene from Life of Brian? "Conjugate the verb!"
As for milk and honey, HAH! Come to the West, we've got buffalo wings, Jack Daniels and 24/7 porn channels!
12/19/2008 12:15:49 PM