(a website has some counter showing over 52 million babies aborted)
"Heaven is having one big ol' baby boom thanks to the inhumanity of man."
"I want to work in the nursery!!!"
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If they weren't baptised, they're going to hell. At least, that's what previous generations were told by their puppetmaster priests, to prevent them from carrying things to their logical conclusion and killing their kids before they get too sinful, just so's they'll get to heaven.
When it's humans it's called abortion. When it's chickens, it's called an omelet.
I love George Carlin, RIP.
maybe they're using some sort of "soul-returns valid only in original packaging" logic? otherwise all those embryos and fetuses are going straight to hell, like the rest of us unbelieving, unbaptized, unsaved sinners
also, can a fetus be born-again if it hasn't even been born once...?
Wow, I don't know what's more unsettling, the idea of being an infant for all of eternity, or the idea of heaven having a lot of embryos floating around.
Heck, most of these Fundies believe in an "Age of Accountability" of 8 years.
Which means all kids 7 and under who die automatically get to go to heaven.
Lol, I just tried to access the website with the counter from work, but it's being blocked by out IT department:
Access to this website has been restricted because it is not considered appropriate for [MyCompany] use.
Reason: The Websense category "Pro-Life" is filtered.
URL: http://www.teenshelter.org/abortioncount.htm
We're a big American multi-national corporation, so I guess we can expect some bollocks about "War against Christians" in the media soon.
Weren't baptized and didn't accept jesus into their hearts, straight to hell.
Can't you people me more creative about what heaven will be like? Do you just all imagine it as an idealized version of this life where you're all rich?
A "baby", by definition, has been born , and cannot be aborted. What's being aborted are zygotes, embryos, and fetuses. (Feti?)
If aborted children go straight to heaven, then no Christian in their right mind would let a pregnancy to go unaborted. Why take the chance of your kid growing up to turn away from god? Indoctrination doesn't always work, I and many Atheists are living proof of that.
Since the majority of abortions are performed in the first twelve weeks of pregnancy, you are going to be working in a nursery that is aesthetically akin to a sewer in Silent Hill.
Flippant commentry aside, why don't you quite fantasizing, put your money where your pro-life mouth is and adopt some needy children?
Confused?
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