Fact: Gays spread AIDS to each other
Fact: Heterosexual woman get AIDS from bi-sexual men
Fact: AIDS was spread by homosexuality
Conclusion: It's all their fault
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No such thing as drug abusers, hemophilia, or married men who go to prostitutes in Neil's world, I guess.
Fact: Straight people can get AIDS too
Fact: A straight woman can give AIDS to a straight man with n homosexuals involved.
Fact: AIDS was believed to have originated in Africa, not with homosexuals in your town.
Fact: You're a dipshit, sexually repressed homophobe.
Fact: Gays spread AIDS to each other
Fact: So do heterosexuals.
Fact: Heterosexual woman get AIDS from bi-sexual men
Fact: They also get it from heterosexual men.
Fact: AIDS was spread by homosexuality
Fact: AIDS is also spread by heterosexuality.
Conclusion: It's all their fault
Obviously not completely since heterosexuality also is involved in the three "facts" above.
Yes, it's all the gays fault. Ignore the fact that many Catholics, PARTICULARLY missionaries in the AIDS ravaged areas of Africa (Where, BTW, it's hammering the straight populace...spread from straight man to straight woman. Funny that...) not only resist teaching of methods to staunch the spread of the disease, but spread blatant LIES about condom use (That the virus is too small, that...somehow, condom use INCREASES your chance of infection...the likes.)
Right. Because only gays can transmit AIDS. We aren't in the 80s anymore, check your "facts"
I wonder why lesbians are never mentioned in the equation...
Only if they already have it.
Or from other women, or from straight men who got it from women.
No, if you look at it mathematically, it's possible to spread a disease even in a group that is purely heterosexual.
I don't think you Did The Research.
Fact. Being a self-righteous jerk doesn't change the horrible reality of the situation.
You're still friends with Brits after all that bubonic plague, aren't you?
apparently AIDS isnt a virus that has evolved for millions of years, but was SPONTANEOUSLY generated during a sex act that they consider immoral.
Now that is TRUE science that should be in the biology books instead of that evil-ution.
DAMN GODDIT, EVERYBODY FREAKING KNOWS THAT AIDS CAME FROM HAVING ROUGH ASS TO MOUTH SEX WITH SPHINCTER MONKEYS. QUIT DISTORTING THE TRUTHS.
o wait. i forgot that was chicken pox. God made AIDS to smite me bad.
Fundy Redefinition Project:
Fact : n an idea, claim, or belief, that one asserts as absolute truth, with no proof or evidence available to assert this claim; oftentimes, the evidence points to the opposite.
Fact: An AIDS infected person having unprotected sex is very likely to spread the disease.
Fact: AIDS is a condition caused by the complete destruction of ones immune system.
Fact: HIV is the virus that causes AIDS.
Fact: AIDS is a nearly symptom-less disease and most people who contract AIDS don't even know they have it, and it can take someone five years until they have developed AIDS.
Fact: Simply stating something as a fact doesn't make it so.
Fact: AIDS originated in monkeys.
Fact: Monkeys are hunted and eaten by many tribes in Africa.
Fact: AIDS spread to humans because they ate the flesh of infected monkeys.
Fact: AIDS spread from human to human through unprotected hetero/homo/sexual intercourse.
Fact: The Catholic Church is helping the spread of AIDS in Africa by not allowing the use of condoms.
Fact: You don't know a fucking thing
Conclusion: You're a god damn retard, please insert a bullet into your forehead.
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