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When an Atheist states that there is “No God”, I as a Christian and lover of the creative processes of God would have to agree. You see as much as and Atheist wants to be an Atheist, the premise of their argument makes them exactly what they really are: A- theist. Which leads me to believe that there are none of them!

Let me explain. The number Zero is immensely interesting just in and of itself. Saying “the number Zero” is very much akin to saying that “there is NO God”, do to the fact that Zero of its own admission is seen as the absence of numbers, however can’t be described as anything but, and its implied non-existence can’t be explained if it, and numbers, don’t exist. So in order for there to be “No” numbers, numbers have to exist, without which there would be no Zero, of which numbers it is One, as God is one, or Zero

Jude-11, Prophecy Fellowship 48 Comments [12/19/2008 3:44:01 AM]
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Michael

Up until the 2nd century, the number zero did not exist in any numerical system.
The numbers we use today originated in India and was passed onto the world by the Arab mathematicians.
As for gods and numbers - man has invented around 2600 of these, and of course they are all the "one-true omnipotent lord who will strike down the unbeliever"
Only 2 things you need to know about god - she's black.

12/19/2008 8:47:37 AM

WWWWolf

Ah, it's very good that Christians do understand the polytheistic religions, because if we're going to follow this logic, "There is only one god" is an interesting assertion in that if there is a need to specifically assert that there's only one god, multiple gods have to exist... right?

(One of the rather fundamental problems of logic is that the annoying thing about being right is that you have to admit that the wrong answer exists. You can't have one without the other. Deal with it.)

12/19/2008 9:06:07 AM

Chris

So you're saying zero really means one? I would guess you never passed basic arithmatic did you Jude?

12/19/2008 9:59:38 AM

aaa

This fails.

12/19/2008 10:12:43 AM

Journeyer

Word salad ... mmmm ... I like .... anyone got any dressing?

12/19/2008 11:27:16 AM

szaleniec

Word salad. Edit: great minds? ;-)

12/19/2008 11:30:41 AM

Justin

When an Christian states that there are “No Unicorns”, I as an Atheist and lover of the creative processes of Evolution would have to agree. You see as much as a Christian wants to be a Christian, the premise of their argument makes them exactly what they really are: A - nutjob. Which leads me to believe that there are none of them!

Let me explain. The number Zero is immensely interesting just in and of itself. Saying “the number Zero” is very much akin to saying that “there are NO Unicorns”, do to the fact that Zero of its own admission is seen as the absence of numbers, however can’t be described as anything but, and its implied non-existence can’t be explained if it, and numbers, don’t exist. So in order for there to be “No” numbers, numbers have to exist, without which there would be no Zero, of which numbers it is One, as a Unicorn is one, or Zero.

Fixed

12/19/2008 12:20:52 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

This isn't that stupid Set Theory argument again, is it?

12/19/2008 12:29:24 PM

Marc

Eh?

12/19/2008 12:32:28 PM

Illuminatalie

Word salad, starring Zero The Hero!

12/19/2008 12:33:46 PM



You mock my beliefs, fine.

BUT STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY MATHS, STUPID BITCH.

12/19/2008 1:14:51 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

Shitty argument. I don't believe in your god the same way you don't believe in Allah. Get it through your fucking skull

12/19/2008 1:20:05 PM

Toffee

Wow, er.....wow.

Jude, hell mate, you're all over the place there. Take a breath or go have a lie down.

Seriously.

Dude.

12/19/2008 2:37:18 PM

Katsuro

So there are an infinite number of Gods? And fractions of Gods?

So there must also be infinaty FSM's!

12/19/2008 2:52:38 PM

Vince

In order for there to be no pink invisible unicorns, there first have to be pink invisible unicorns. What the fuck crazy shit are you spouting?

That's when we enter the world of...IMAGINATION!

Hence, God is imaginary.

12/19/2008 4:29:58 PM

redfergus

Escher, Möbius . . . Jude-11. The logic unwinds and impossibility reigns.

Blabble blibble blobble.


12/19/2008 5:38:15 PM

Mr. Creazil

I'll have ranch with my word salad, please.

12/19/2008 6:08:38 PM

????

That's deep. I hate it when people say things that are meaningless but sound wise.

12/20/2008 5:57:11 PM

I read about the afterlife

something tells me you don't know what the pre-fix A in the start of a word actually means, do you?

4/16/2010 10:10:58 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You fail 7th grade math.

7/5/2011 8:02:00 PM

Justanotheratheist

The premise of our argument is that there are no gods. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. All your convoluted and tortured attempt at proving otherwise with false analogies and bad mathematics won't change a thing.

7/6/2011 1:18:02 AM

Anon2

Interesting how certain people seriously think when they play around enough with words, that at a certain point non-existent things magically pop into existence.

7/6/2011 2:12:49 AM

Renon

So when you say, 'There is no Allah', that means you're secretly a Muslim, right?

6/9/2012 7:39:29 PM
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