Satan is in all of this! Beware of what you are doing.
Satan is sneaking these thoughts into your heads. He is trying to keep you from believing in God. You must not fall for this trick.
Pray to God and you will see for yourself the truth of these matters.
Anyone calling themselves an atheist is being controled by demons or satan himself.
You must ask God into your hearts!
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Actually, it's not a trick. Our lack of belief in your invisible sky-daddy is quite real. Our thoughts to this effect are indeed our own, for your Satan is just as fictional as your God.
It's one thing that you believe in a god--and, believe it or not, I and my fellow non-believers at FSTDT can live with this--but it's quite another that you honestly don't believe that we don't believe in a god. That's just sad.
I served god for 25 years, without any proof or verification. All he gave me was the means to develope the instinct to fight to survive. It's nothing but crap. No demons, no satan. The truth is that there is no god or spiritual realm. YOU need a reality check.
Satan is in all of this! Beware of what you are doing.
Satan is sneaking these thoughts into your heads. He is trying to keep you from believing in Allah. You must not fall for this trick.
Pray to Allah and you will see for yourself the truth of these matters.
Anyone calling themselves a Christian is being controled by demons or satan himself.
You must ask God into your hearts!
Ah, the classic "everything you say is a lie" trick...impossible to prove wrong. Either you're right, or i'm wrong. Either i admit i'm possessed, or i say i'm not because i must be too possessed to know it.
Well, i am possessed. But keep in mind that everything i say is a lie, because i am satanically incapable of telling the truth.
I hate paradoxes.
(Panjandrum)
I am not programmed to respond in that area.
You made a crucial error in judgment: I'm an atheist, therefore, I have no heart. Should I invite god into my shriveled up, blackened lump of coal instead?
"You must ask God into your hearts"
Why would I want an obviously hateful, bigoted, racist, sexist and evil thing anywhere near me?
I have concluded that it is a delusion. Fueled by bullshit
And VERY BIG MONEY of course. You don't think any of the guys at the top actually believe any of the shite they spout? They have a very lucrative little number selling a non-existent product and for some reason we're supposed to respect the charlatans?
So, if we choose God, it's because the Holy Spirit made us do it, and if we reject God, then it's because Satan made us do it. Are we not accountable for our own actions, then?
Satan is sneaking these thoughts into your heads. He is trying to keep you from believing in God. You must not fall for this trick.
You could try risperidone - I've heard it might help with thoughts sneaking into your head ...
I never quite get this.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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