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Satan is in all of this! Beware of what you are doing.

Satan is sneaking these thoughts into your heads. He is trying to keep you from believing in God. You must not fall for this trick.

Pray to God and you will see for yourself the truth of these matters.

Anyone calling themselves an atheist is being controled by demons or satan himself.

You must ask God into your hearts!

youneedmercy, The Atheist Blogroll 43 Comments [12/21/2008 3:41:08 AM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Rat of Steel

Actually, it's not a trick. Our lack of belief in your invisible sky-daddy is quite real. Our thoughts to this effect are indeed our own, for your Satan is just as fictional as your God.

It's one thing that you believe in a god--and, believe it or not, I and my fellow non-believers at FSTDT can live with this--but it's quite another that you honestly don't believe that we don't believe in a god. That's just sad.

12/21/2008 3:49:10 AM

Ellytoad

Wow, now the devil is telepathic!

12/21/2008 3:56:29 AM

Old Viking

If we don't buy into your God, we damned sure don't buy into your Satan or demons.

12/21/2008 3:57:18 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Satan doesn't exist either, numb-nuts.

12/21/2008 3:58:28 AM

A Friend

Sure, go ahead and blame the evil red boogeyman. Makes you look even more deluded.

12/21/2008 3:59:14 AM

MichaelL

blah blah blah... Many of us were one of you at one time. We had our eyes opened to the absurdity of it all...

12/21/2008 4:05:25 AM

Geno

Either this is pure Poe, or should be listed under the definition of 'fundie'. Or we could just file it under 'quotes indiscernible between the two'.

12/21/2008 4:06:50 AM

a mind far far away

I served god for 25 years, without any proof or verification. All he gave me was the means to develope the instinct to fight to survive. It's nothing but crap. No demons, no satan. The truth is that there is no god or spiritual realm. YOU need a reality check.

12/21/2008 4:07:20 AM

Detrs

Wait, hearts?

12/21/2008 4:09:48 AM

Kris

I call Poe. It's far too coherent (grammatically) to be real.

12/21/2008 4:24:08 AM

oh_come_on

So Satan can put thoughts in my head but God can't?

12/21/2008 4:37:55 AM

CrazyRoper

One must believe in this god in order to ask it into the "heart".

12/21/2008 4:52:33 AM

MichaelL

@a mind far far away...
I too "served God for 24 years, pastored a church, and was in positions of leadership for most of those years... I have concluded that it is a delusion. Fueled by bullshit

12/21/2008 5:01:38 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Satan is in all of this! Beware of what you are doing.

Satan is sneaking these thoughts into your heads. He is trying to keep you from believing in Allah. You must not fall for this trick.

Pray to Allah and you will see for yourself the truth of these matters.

Anyone calling themselves a Christian is being controled by demons or satan himself.

You must ask God into your hearts!

12/21/2008 5:29:34 AM

OMGWTFBBQ

If someone is being controlled, how would they be able to ask God into their hearts? Do you understand what controlled means?

12/21/2008 5:54:21 AM

myheadhurts

Does Satan have problems with iron shields?

12/21/2008 5:58:26 AM

Efrain

How do you know Satan isn't the one controlling you?

12/21/2008 6:26:43 AM

Panjandrum

Ah, the classic "everything you say is a lie" trick...impossible to prove wrong. Either you're right, or i'm wrong. Either i admit i'm possessed, or i say i'm not because i must be too possessed to know it.

Well, i am possessed. But keep in mind that everything i say is a lie, because i am satanically incapable of telling the truth.

I hate paradoxes.

12/21/2008 6:29:09 AM

Rat of Steel

(Panjandrum)
"Ah, the classic "everything you say is a lie" trick..."


I am not programmed to respond in that area.

12/21/2008 6:38:04 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

You made a crucial error in judgment: I'm an atheist, therefore, I have no heart. Should I invite god into my shriveled up, blackened lump of coal instead?

12/21/2008 6:46:37 AM



If "Satan" exists, he is most likely the author of the "Holy" Bible.

12/21/2008 8:20:38 AM

Raskolnikov

Oh damn, I messed up satan and god in my prayers. That explains everything!

12/21/2008 8:28:58 AM

Jaces Ci

what the fuck is my heart going to do about anything? its an involuntary circulatory muscle...

12/21/2008 8:42:05 AM

Grigadil

Satin Stan is the good guy here. He inspires healthy skepticism.

12/21/2008 9:18:07 AM



"You must ask God into your hearts"

Why would I want an obviously hateful, bigoted, racist, sexist and evil thing anywhere near me?

12/21/2008 9:42:44 AM
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