"we are not atheist towards other gods, we believe they don't exist."
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None of the other believers who responded even understood the question. "The Bible says there's only one."
Big surprise, Fundies are fucking retarded.
"we are not atheist towards other gods, we believe they don't exist."
Oh ye of little faith intelligence.
"we are not atheist towards other gods, we believe they don't exist."
Read my lips: I have no belief in gods!
Did you understand what I said?
head meet desk
hello desk
hmmm.. Im not sure if that is the correct form. How about:
"we are not atheistic towards other gods, we only believe they don't exist."
Im still not sure.. this whole sentence is just fucked. But at least you spelled "atheist" correctly. Atheism is the same thing as not believing in gods or goddesses, so you are obviously not making any sense. What exactly do you want the term "atheist" to mean in the context of your sentence?
I don't understand. Is it some sort of word puzzle, like refrigerator magnet poetry?
Maybe if re arrange the words, somehow it will make sense
Let's see
'We believe other gods are not atheist.. they towards are not"
No ,that doesn't work
"Towards gods exist other..."
My head hurts. I give up
Some Definitions For You:-
Fundie = source of funds.
Pastor = recipient of funds.
Rapture = to go whoosh at inopportune moments.
Hovind = to indulge in extra-marital affairs with criminals.
God = one who sends good people to hell.
Atheist = one who is "having none of it, the selfish bastard, if only he or she felt like I do".
ron4jesus = ring leader of the fundie underground resistance.
bamy, bamy, bamy = mystic utterance of ron4jesus
syntactically correct - atheists don't believe in any god, Xians believe that theirs is the only one, ie. that other gods don't exist.
But only a pedant would try arguing that way.
"we are not atheist towards other gods, we believe they don't exist."
Yes, that's it, 'Q'... just one more step... that's right... don't be afraid... one more step and you'll be over that rickety bridge of 'Faith' to the solid ground of reason & logic.
Just take that last step...
I clicked the link. It was my first visit to Y!A R&S.
Hold me.
(Also, is there no men on that site? Seriously.)
^They were ALL men! Or haven't you heard that there are no girls on the Internet?
Seriously, though, this post is symptomatic of severe cognitive dissonance. I prescribe a session of cluebattery. (If only.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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