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[Newsflash: Bush is SMARTER than Rapture Retards]

AAAAARGH! I heard this on the radio on the way in this morning and just did a quick search and found a related article. Bush was interviewed on Nightline, he stated that he is not a Bible literalist and that he also believes evolution is compatible with the Bible And if that's not enough, he also stated that "he prays to the same God as those with different religious beliefs". Obama is doing the exact same thing, he claims to be a Christian but then a video surfaces of him mocking the Bible and even the Sermon on the Mount It's interesting that Bush waited until the end of his reign before sharing these pearls of wisdom with us.

Tres Wright, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [12/17/2008 1:08:12 PM]
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#814482
History Teacher

It's not interesting at all that a partying frat boy who was raised marginally Episcopalian (one of those evil liberal churches according to you crazies) believes in evolution and is not a Biblical literalist. It isn't even interesting that he would wait until he doesn't need your votes or approval ratings anymore to formally tell you all what should have been obvious.

Bush is about as Christian as most FSTDT commenters, he (well, mostly Karl Rove actually) was playing you morons for votes the whole time. Brilliant politics and disgusting hypocrisy all at the same time.

12/17/2008 1:11:44 PM
#814484
aaa

Have fun with that, RR.

12/17/2008 1:12:54 PM
#814497
Mister Spak

It's interesting that you retards didn't know he was lying to you for 8 years.

12/17/2008 1:21:22 PM
#814509
Nihlum

AHAHAHAHAA.

That is all.

12/17/2008 1:26:32 PM
#814515
kingoftheheavies

Ask me if I'm surprised with this brilliant "revelation."

You stupid fuckers voted for a moron, not once, but twice! And now you're all disappointed? Those of us moving through life with clear minds saw through the horseshit in 2000. But we were swindled by the SCOTUS. You were fine with that, weren't you? Now, it's our turn. We'll be nicer than you, however. Instead of "if you don't like it, leave" we'll say, "roll up your sleeves, and help us clean up your mess."

12/17/2008 1:29:18 PM
#814552
Doctor Whom

Republicans don't believe their own talking points. In other breaking news, water is wet. These stories and others, tonight at 11:00.

12/17/2008 1:50:02 PM
#814555
GreenEyedLilo

I hate to say this, but I agree with Tres that his timing was awfully convenient for him. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day and all that.

12/17/2008 1:51:18 PM
#814586
Dark_Lord_Prime

@Mister Spak:

They were too busy fapping to rapture fantasies to notice.

12/17/2008 2:08:11 PM
#814595
HoJuSimpson

Rofl is it.

12/17/2008 2:11:54 PM
#814598
Xemnas

You just learned this now? Retard, there always has been clear evidence that Bush was using dumbass Christians such as yourself for his own gain. You and the rest of the Republican vermin are so easily decieved by any leader who calls themself Christian.

The only reason why you didn't fall for Obama was because he was half-black, which proves the Republican party is mostly White Supremists. That's why we hear about bullshit like Obama being a Muslim and the AntiChrist; it's just excuses not to recognize him as a leader.


12/17/2008 2:12:52 PM
#814667
rw23

Now stop and think: who else in your church has been lying to you?

12/17/2008 2:54:03 PM
#814673
AuroraMike

Kellie Pickler, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Julianne Hough, Miranda Lambert...oh wait, we're not talking about super hot blonde country singers that I'd love to fornicate with.

Yes, Bush is no longer a Christian because the good book isn't infallible in his eyes. Yet just 8 years ago, he was the Christian messiah here on earth. Funny how times change.

12/17/2008 3:00:08 PM
#814694
Lucretius

According to one poster later in the thread Bush may have been led astray by his wife who is ...shock... horror.. a Methodist.
You can't make this stuff up can you?

12/17/2008 3:22:17 PM
#814695
John

It's interesting that Bush waited until the end of his reign before sharing these pearls of wisdom with us.

Why would it surprise them that the Liar President would tell his stupid fundie base what they wanted to hear in order to get into office?

12/17/2008 3:24:10 PM
#814698
Malth

Orly?
Isn't it incredible how often republicans change their minds when they need your vote?

12/17/2008 3:26:53 PM
#814707
Ken

They make an interesting point. I was never one for Bible studies, but didn't the people who wrote the Bible expect it to be taken word for word? Wasn't it only later that people found out that parts of the Bible don't fit with reality? Correct me if I'm wrong.

12/17/2008 3:34:10 PM
#814737
Reverend Jeremiah

Yeah right, we warned you not to vote people because of their religious beliefs, especially those conservative types..but NO..you didnt listen, and now you learn the consequences.

..and they think Palin is one of them too..LOL.

12/17/2008 4:04:04 PM
#814739
Bryan65

Bush's I.Q. just went up a point. Now he's up to a retarded monkey. Which is still a few hundred more than the average Rapturd.

12/17/2008 4:05:16 PM
#814747
Philbert McAdamia

Bush is SMARTER than Rapture Retards

Interesting comparison. How could one measure? I picture a slow-motion race, where two guys try to see who can move the slowest, the point being to come in last to win.

12/17/2008 4:16:54 PM
#814751
Psittacosis

And you know what else? Reagan lied to you, too.

12/17/2008 4:22:03 PM
#814752
El Zorro

While Bush is a Christian and have always been, he's not as fundy as the RR crowd. But then again, precious few are, thank God.

12/17/2008 4:24:10 PM
#814770
Grigadil

*sigh*

12/17/2008 4:38:16 PM
#814791
myheadhurts

He doesn't have anything to lose so now he doesn't have to pander to literalist morons.

12/17/2008 4:50:55 PM
#814811
Thinking Allowed

Looks like their hero on a pedestal just got knocked down. Now what are those posters at RR going to do now that they know the truth. Perhaps it was their gracious hero "Dubya" that was the anti-christ the whole time.

12/17/2008 5:03:56 PM
#814871
CailinBan

His "reign"??

Freudian slip much?

12/17/2008 5:30:51 PM
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