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Please atheists I BEG you...just I beg you to just throw away your logic and reasoning? for ONCE and give god a chance...He exists and heaven and hell are very real places...For the sake of your soul turn toward god and do not question it...just believe in him and you'll be saved...otherwise you'll burn in hell and I don't want to see that happen...science CANNOT prove everything so please just throw away your logic and reason I'll pray for your souls.

VitalSigns1, Youtube 74 Comments [12/21/2008 2:45:12 AM]
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Submitted By: The Loser
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#820237
Mick

Damn you atheists, and your logical reasoning.

12/21/2008 2:49:00 AM

#820239
afacelessatheist

hahahaha.............. no.

12/21/2008 2:50:11 AM

#820246
Grigadil

Happy Holidays to you as well.

Uh, prayer doesn't work that way.

12/21/2008 2:55:09 AM

#820250
Hawker Hurricane

You mean, if we turn off our brains we'll end up like you?
Pass.

12/21/2008 2:56:29 AM

#820253
Tammisto

Why do I feel stupider after reading this?

12/21/2008 2:58:12 AM

#820257
HoJuSimpson

Okay, you pray for me and I'll think for you.

You also might want to get off the computer and throw away everything made possible by science, logic, reason, and people in general who favor those things.

12/21/2008 2:59:11 AM

#820262
Rat of Steel

(Hawker Hurricane)
"You mean, if we turn off our brains we'll end up like you?
Pass."


Seconded.

VitalSigns1 did at least have the decency to be direct about it, though.

12/21/2008 3:00:48 AM

#820264
Bryan65

Brought to you by the Stupid Christian Foundation and the Ad Council.

P.S. The moron is bullshitting you. He loves erotic wrestling.

12/21/2008 3:01:09 AM

#820269
John

"Please atheists I BEG you...just I beg you to just throw away your logic and reasoning? for ONCE and give the Flying Spaghetti Monster a chance...He exists and heaven and hell are very real places...For the sake of your soul turn toward the FSM and do not question it...just believe in him and you'll be saved...otherwise you'll be thrown into the Lake of Boiling Marinara and I don't want to see that happen ... science CANNOT prove everything so please just throw away your logic and reason I'll pray for your souls."

Makes just as much sense ...

12/21/2008 3:05:36 AM

#820273
shigglesandgits

Your concern for atheists' well being is very kind but undue.

12/21/2008 3:06:15 AM

#820292
QT

Hell, I'd be happy if God just showed up and said hello once in a while.

Of course, we both know that's not going to happen.

12/21/2008 3:22:16 AM

#820326
BobMalarky

Accepting god means throwing away all logic and reasoning? Hahaha...

12/21/2008 3:44:01 AM

#820332
MK

It's gotta be a Poe.

12/21/2008 3:47:37 AM

#820340
Osiris

Unintentionally honest.

12/21/2008 3:51:05 AM

#820367
Old Viking

We see what discarding logic and reasoning does to people. We simply can't risk it.

12/21/2008 4:06:15 AM

#820377
Detrs

You can have my brain when I die, fundy.

12/21/2008 4:12:16 AM

#820382
a mind far far away

Resorting to begging. That's sad, considering many atheists spent a good bit of their lives as christians, realized that it was bullshit, from the inside, and promptly left that cult. We've been there, we know what crap it is, and logic and reason are what saves, not some non-existent sky fairy. You are the one who needs to get rid of your indoctrination, open your mind for ONCE, and try to understand that there is no god. You just might realize, like most of us, that you've been wrong all along.

12/21/2008 4:14:51 AM

#820384
Zap

Considerably less fundie than other stuff here, considering how he's making an effort to sound kind, rather than judgemental.

12/21/2008 4:16:11 AM

#820388
Bill O'Rly

Which god?

12/21/2008 4:18:34 AM

#820389
Philbert McAdamia

@ Detrs
You can have my brain when I die, fundy.

What would he do with two dead brains? Be twice as smart as zero, or twice as brain dead?

12/21/2008 4:18:47 AM

#820390
Mr. Creazil


12/21/2008 4:18:49 AM

#820407
Illuminatalie

Stop using your brains! Before it's too late!

12/21/2008 4:27:36 AM

#820423
Ellytoad

Can't be serious.

12/21/2008 4:37:33 AM

#820435
emau99

OK, if you insist.

Diddle diddle dee.
Wubba, wubba, wubba.

What were we talking about?

12/21/2008 4:48:13 AM

#820442
Sasha

But I like logic and reasoning.

12/21/2008 4:52:31 AM
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