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Please atheists I BEG you...just I beg you to just throw away your logic and reasoning? for ONCE and give god a chance...He exists and heaven and hell are very real places...For the sake of your soul turn toward god and do not question it...just believe in him and you'll be saved...otherwise you'll burn in hell and I don't want to see that happen...science CANNOT prove everything so please just throw away your logic and reason I'll pray for your souls.

VitalSigns1, Youtube 74 Comments [12/21/2008 2:45:12 AM]
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Submitted By: The Loser
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Mick

Damn you atheists, and your logical reasoning.

12/21/2008 2:49:00 AM

afacelessatheist

hahahaha.............. no.

12/21/2008 2:50:11 AM

Grigadil

Happy Holidays to you as well.

Uh, prayer doesn't work that way.

12/21/2008 2:55:09 AM

Hawker Hurricane

You mean, if we turn off our brains we'll end up like you?
Pass.

12/21/2008 2:56:29 AM

Tammisto

Why do I feel stupider after reading this?

12/21/2008 2:58:12 AM

HoJuSimpson

Okay, you pray for me and I'll think for you.

You also might want to get off the computer and throw away everything made possible by science, logic, reason, and people in general who favor those things.

12/21/2008 2:59:11 AM

Rat of Steel

(Hawker Hurricane)
"You mean, if we turn off our brains we'll end up like you?
Pass."


Seconded.

VitalSigns1 did at least have the decency to be direct about it, though.

12/21/2008 3:00:48 AM

Bryan65

Brought to you by the Stupid Christian Foundation and the Ad Council.

P.S. The moron is bullshitting you. He loves erotic wrestling.

12/21/2008 3:01:09 AM

John

"Please atheists I BEG you...just I beg you to just throw away your logic and reasoning? for ONCE and give the Flying Spaghetti Monster a chance...He exists and heaven and hell are very real places...For the sake of your soul turn toward the FSM and do not question it...just believe in him and you'll be saved...otherwise you'll be thrown into the Lake of Boiling Marinara and I don't want to see that happen ... science CANNOT prove everything so please just throw away your logic and reason I'll pray for your souls."

Makes just as much sense ...

12/21/2008 3:05:36 AM

shigglesandgits

Your concern for atheists' well being is very kind but undue.

12/21/2008 3:06:15 AM

QT

Hell, I'd be happy if God just showed up and said hello once in a while.

Of course, we both know that's not going to happen.

12/21/2008 3:22:16 AM

BobMalarky

Accepting god means throwing away all logic and reasoning? Hahaha...

12/21/2008 3:44:01 AM

MK

It's gotta be a Poe.

12/21/2008 3:47:37 AM

Osiris

Unintentionally honest.

12/21/2008 3:51:05 AM

Old Viking

We see what discarding logic and reasoning does to people. We simply can't risk it.

12/21/2008 4:06:15 AM

Detrs

You can have my brain when I die, fundy.

12/21/2008 4:12:16 AM

a mind far far away

Resorting to begging. That's sad, considering many atheists spent a good bit of their lives as christians, realized that it was bullshit, from the inside, and promptly left that cult. We've been there, we know what crap it is, and logic and reason are what saves, not some non-existent sky fairy. You are the one who needs to get rid of your indoctrination, open your mind for ONCE, and try to understand that there is no god. You just might realize, like most of us, that you've been wrong all along.

12/21/2008 4:14:51 AM

Zap

Considerably less fundie than other stuff here, considering how he's making an effort to sound kind, rather than judgemental.

12/21/2008 4:16:11 AM

Bill O'Rly

Which god?

12/21/2008 4:18:34 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Detrs
You can have my brain when I die, fundy.

What would he do with two dead brains? Be twice as smart as zero, or twice as brain dead?

12/21/2008 4:18:47 AM

Mr. Creazil


12/21/2008 4:18:49 AM

Illuminatalie

Stop using your brains! Before it's too late!

12/21/2008 4:27:36 AM

Ellytoad

Can't be serious.

12/21/2008 4:37:33 AM

emau99

OK, if you insist.

Diddle diddle dee.
Wubba, wubba, wubba.

What were we talking about?

12/21/2008 4:48:13 AM

Sasha

But I like logic and reasoning.

12/21/2008 4:52:31 AM
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