St Vitalis #fundie

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Evolution is a disgrace

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I'm tired of my son being taught that we came from monkeys in school. There's a pile of bricks in my backyard and I don't see it turning into a shed anytime soon! It really bothers that just because I can't afford to put him in a nice christian school, I have to have him endure all the nonsense being taught in public school!

The Bible plainly states where every living creature came from, and something should be done about the way it is ignored in today's teaching.

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old comment by Knotilus

I'm tired of my son being taught that we came from monkeys in school.

Hard to get tired of them teaching that, when that's not what they're teaching.

There's a pile of bricks in my backyard and I don't see it turning into a shed anytime soon!

Really? My brickpile spontaneously turned into a shed just yesterday. Nah, I'm shittin ya. EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. Also, I, um, don't have a pile of bricks, or a back yard. :(

It really bothers that just because I can't afford to put him in a nice christian school,

And, what, you didn't like the look of the naughty Christian school? Naughty schoolgirls are hot! :P

I have to have him endure all the nonsense being taught in public school!

So homeschool him if you want to turn him into an ignorant, brainwashed little moron, you lazy bastard.

The Bible plainly states where every living creature came from, and something should be done about the way it is ignored in today's teaching.

Goddidit is not a satisfactory explanation. You lose, good day sir.

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I teach, St Vitalis.

I get your son for 55 minutes, five times a week 8.5 months of the year. Evolution is ONE topic we cover, for about two weeks, then reference now and again for the rest of biology.

You get him for 4-24 hours of the day. You can cram all SORTS of private bullshit into his head at every opportunity. 2+2=5, the constitution says 'God' in twenty places, the founding fathers were Christians, trade wars are easy to win, tariffs on China imports are paid by China... And 'evolution is bullshit.'

If this was an arm wrestling game, I'd have one hand and everything below my elbow, you'd have both arms, one leg, and a beer belly to throw into the contest.

G'head. Won't change the answers on my test. Or on the standardized testing - that your child needs to graduate - even from a 'good Christian school.'

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