Almighty God, the father of Jesus Christ, is the supreme author and authority of and throughout the entire universe. He can travel the length and breadth of your universe whilst you can only stumble with the restrictions placed upon it by speed of light. You can only live for approx. 100 years whilst he can live for an eternity. You put your faith in evolution whilst the mechanics behind it state clearly that Almighty God is its benefactor.
When you have understood the teaching of Jesus Christ you will understand the Grand Unification of the Four Field Forces. Then you will drop to your knees and pray for foregiveness.
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@Average Guy:
A lot of the fundies who post on the BBC website are from the US, but we do unfortunately have our share of fundies up here anyway.
It's just that nobody takes them seriously here at all.
So, how come not a single fundie, supposedly each understanding the teaching of Christ, understands GUT or any aspect of physics for that matter?
Perfect example of how damaging religious belief can be.
If I may just clarify for you NicholasMarks:-
There is no God.
Belief is stupid.
Fundamentalism is bad for humanity.
Let me call your bluff. Since you evidently understand the teaching of Jesus Christ, write your paper on grand unification theory and submit it to peer-reviewed journals. Then write your Nobel acceptance speech. It's a simple request and one that will get a lot of converts for your faith, so you'll get right on it, I trust.
Almighty Ronni Bom, the son of his father, is the supreme author and authority of and throughout the entire cakeuniverse. He can eat the length and breadth of this universe, whilst you can only stumble with the restrictions, placed upon a piece of cake. You can only eat approx 100 pcs, whilst he can eat for an eternity. You put your faith in evolution, whilst the mechanics behind it state clearly (clearly states) that Ronni Bom is it benefactor.
When you have understood the teaching(s) of Ronni Bom, you will understand the Grand Unifaction of the Four Field Flavor. Then you will drop to your knees, and bring Ronni Bom some cake.
"...you will understand the Grand Unification of the Four Field Forces."
May the farce be with you, young Skywalker.
(Ronni Bom)
The cake is a lie.
Although archaic, 'whilst' is perfectly grammatical English. I have used it myself, though not very often, and certainly not when employing colloquial language. Its usage tends to be restricted to academics or the academically-inclined, over here.
I'm with Joules. I've been known to use 'whilst' on occasions myself, although I admit it does sound pretentious. Maybe it's a British and Australian thing, that's dropped out of American English.
Incidentally, I do understand the teaching of Jesus Christ (at least, what a bunch of later writers claim he taught when they wrote the gospels), but I still haven't come up with a GUT and quantum mechanics gives me a headache.
The phrase, "live for eternity" is an oxymoron, because the word "lives" implies that something will one day die. Life is a temporary concept, and to use it to describe something, as in, "dogs are alive", implies that they will eventually no longer be alive. So by saying that gawd lives, you imply that gawd will eventually die. Therefore, nothing can "live" for an eternity.
I'll go out on a limb and allow for God living forever- that's how He got to be God isn't it? And 100 is about the limit for human life. I had an great-great aunt who lived to be that old, mentally as sharp as one can expect, but she died shortly after turning 100. The bible would have you believe people live to be 600 or more in the Bronze Age. Oopps! Major flaw in your inerrant text right there.
Speaking as a physicist,
when at university I studied for the exams in General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics, I didn't feel at all the need to drop to my knees and pray for forgiveness. After a heavy learning session, I rather felt the need to go to the local pub and relax with some nice pints of beer.
"He can travel the length and breadth of your universe whilst you can only stumble with the restrictions placed upon it by speed of light. You can only live for approx. 100 years whilst he can live for an eternity."
"Let us praise God. Oh Lord, oooh you are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you. Forgive us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super. Fantastic. Amen." (Michael Palin as the chaplain in The Meaning of Life)
"When you have understood the teaching of Jesus Christ"
That's the stuff I have looked into, more then most Christians, the Jesus teaching are what I know, I've read them. Besides Genesis it's what I know best, the rest, feh.
Now, your first paragraph, let me condense it: God/After Earth Jesus: Omnipotent.
But the teachings of Jesus are of when he not only walked as a man but WAS a man. And his teaching weren't new even then, many cultures had teachers and leaders who had covered all those wiser, benign concepts. The teaching of Jesus, the prophet are unique only to the rest of the Bible, not to the ancient world.
And yea, spake Jesus thus, "though the weak nuclear force and the electromagnetic force seem separate, knowest thou truly that they are one."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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