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I am a Christian, zealous for my faith in Jesus Christ ... Actually, I would have no problem with a homosexual coming to my wedding, as long as they were respctful, and trying to force their ways on anyone, or molest anyone ....

Vja4him, Carm 48 Comments [12/21/2008 8:54:35 PM]
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Wait, so you WANT gays to try to convert and/or molest you?

That explains a lot.

12/21/2008 9:03:56 PM

Geno

"...but if it's they're straight, that's okay!"

12/21/2008 9:07:06 PM

Elia

Freudian slip? Or a simple case of typing too fast?

12/21/2008 9:07:47 PM

Elia

Freudian slip? Or a simple case of typing too fast?

12/21/2008 9:07:50 PM

343panic

I think this sentence is missing the word 'not,' but I'm not sure where it was intended to fit.

12/21/2008 9:14:01 PM

scarmullet

the word "not" has many uses.

12/21/2008 9:16:44 PM

MozMode

Ya, so you know, if they were straight and trying to molest someone at your wedding, that would be a-okay, right?

And from your statement, it looks like you WANT someone to force their ways. Or, you're an idiot and don't bother with spellcheck.

12/21/2008 9:24:34 PM

Jesus Klingon

So a guy can hit on one of the bridesmaids, but a lesbian can't?

12/21/2008 9:26:18 PM

Eden

Hm, bad luck,
I don´t think you will find many gays who will try to force their ways on anyone or try to molest people.
Maybe you should invite christian fundamentalists...
they´re usually known for doing these things ;)

12/21/2008 9:26:36 PM

Deep Search

So you want a gay orgy wedding? Shit, I'll be there...

Eden ftw

12/21/2008 9:27:55 PM

aaa

That's a freudian slip. You have a sick mind.

12/21/2008 9:30:39 PM

WMDKitty

WTF? Who the hell would go to a wedding and use it as an opportunity to force their ways on... oh, I get it. You're projecting YOUR desires onto the hypothetical homosexual. Sicko.

12/21/2008 9:31:54 PM

C_V


yeah, 'cause you know, those Homos are all slavering beasts who don't know how to behave in polite company and the only thing they can think about is jamming it into somebody's pooper.

12/21/2008 9:45:26 PM

Old Viking

I'll cut him some slack. He's confused about gays, but he seems to have a good heart.

12/21/2008 9:50:02 PM

CailinBan

Assuming you meant "... not trying to force ...", I applaud you for being open-minded enough not to hate them for being homosexual per se.

But I SERIOUSLY take issue with your even THINKING that there might be the tiniest possibility that they would try to force their ways on anybody or molest anybody.

12/21/2008 9:58:10 PM

Osiris

It's so cute why they try to be tolerant.

12/21/2008 9:58:13 PM

Bill O'Rly

This one wasn't too bad until the last three words...

12/21/2008 9:58:30 PM

Argle Bargle

Dear Vja4him, I see you are trying to be tolerant, however I must remind you that being gay does not also make one a serial rapist.

Overall, pretty meh, considering it's posted on Carm.

12/21/2008 10:10:40 PM

DevilsChaplain

"Actually, I would have no problem with a homosexual coming to my wedding, as long as they were respctful, and trying to force their ways on anyone, or molest anyone ...."

I'd laugh if that weren't so fucking bigotted...

12/21/2008 10:10:56 PM

DevilsChaplain

**bigoted**

12/21/2008 10:11:30 PM

The Lazy One

I'm cutting him a little slack. He seems misguided, but not foaming-at-the-mouth virulent.

12/21/2008 10:13:21 PM

Jay-Sus

He's not a rampant homophobic bigot just misguided.

12/21/2008 10:20:48 PM

bob

so you want a gay guy there to convert and molest or you dont want a gay guy to convert and molest what is it. but it could be slip of the tongue thou

12/21/2008 10:33:29 PM

Pule Thamex

Hi Vja4him, I know what you mean. I feel the same way about zealots.

12/21/2008 11:01:15 PM

Percy Q. Shun

What, no beastiality or pedophilia? What's the matter with you?

12/21/2008 11:11:35 PM
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