Gravan Ellison #fundie garvanellison.blogspot.com

[Regarding a curry stand in Chesterfield Market]

'EXCUSE ME', said I, 'but is this meat "halal" by any chance?'. 'Yes, sir', replied the young Bangladeshi. 'It is indeed'.

Yet who did I see in the queue? Lots of normal, white English folks queuing up to EAT MEAT WHICH HAD BEEN DEDICATED TO THE MUSLIM GOD, ALLAH. I bet not one of these unsuspecting people thought to ask whether their food had been dedicated to a demon prior to consumption.

Not only is Halal produce extremely cruel to the animals, but it is the equivalent of giving Satan a free entry pass to your soul.

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