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yeah they [exorcisms] are pretty intense. my grandpa has a friend that got on a bus and the bus driver collapsed when he got on because he had so much of God inside of him and the driver had a demon.

armyof1, POD Warrior Forum 27 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Slyph

And then the bus crashed. And all those god-damned fag sinners died. And my grandad too of course, but that was God's will.

10/4/2005 4:37:47 PM

Julian

That or your Grandad should bathe more than once a year!

6/10/2006 9:13:26 AM

Redhunter

Maybe he was diabetic you dolt.

6/27/2006 6:41:48 AM



Or, you know, maybe the driver had a medical problem. Just a thought.

10/3/2007 8:57:55 PM

Darwin

Wow! Sounds like that was worth a write-up in the New England Journal of Medicine, got a link?

10/3/2007 10:01:58 PM

anti-nonsense

or, maybe the driver had a medical problem? Did that ever occur to you?

10/3/2007 10:08:07 PM

Elle

Any cracks about 'God Inside of Him' aside...

... yeah, right. Shut the hell up, idiot.

10/3/2007 11:03:20 PM

cyborgtroy

God. Is it in you?

10/8/2007 3:46:37 AM

Beast

Yes, epilepsy can do that to people. No gods,demons, exorcisms, whatevers needed! Just pure bad luck...

10/8/2007 5:02:52 AM

Heather

So the bus driver had a heart attack, coincidentally at the same time as your grandfather got on the bus. Did your grandfather call for an ambulance? Try to help the driver? Probably not.

10/8/2007 6:36:05 AM

Jim

Dear God you're stupid.

10/8/2007 10:39:51 AM

cyborgtroy

"he had so much of God inside of him"

Bizarre innuendo.

4/26/2008 6:47:24 AM

super dooper dooper man

your grandpa wouldn't be familiar with a little thing called "soap" would he?

4/26/2008 6:55:11 AM

Terf

he was probably walking funny...bus driver keeled over laughing

4/26/2008 8:59:01 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

"There's a demon inside you! Keep the bus above 50 miles an hour, or it'll get out!"

4/26/2008 10:14:12 AM

rubber chicken

Thats the way I want to go, suddenly, like the driver, NOT screaming in terror like his passengers

4/26/2008 11:03:16 AM

Katsuro

Just...wow...I mean...wow. This is just so...I can't even think of a suitable word, that I'm almost speechless.

4/26/2008 11:36:40 AM

Some Random Guy

Just how much God did he have inside of him? Please use the SI godhood unit - the Jesus. Non-standard units such as the Krishna, the Mohammed, and the Ba'al will not be accepted in your answer.

10/21/2008 1:29:07 AM

A. Person

Wow, your grandpa must be really ugly...

10/21/2008 1:33:24 AM

a mind far far away

Your grandfather had so much of god inside of him that he made a bus driver collapse? Maybe he should have got that checked out. This reminds me of a quote from House, M.D. (the greatest TV show EVER) "Wilson: She says she has God insider her. House: A tumor would be easier to remove." (or something like that)

10/21/2008 1:35:27 AM

Quartz

Or maybe he had just finished raping God into you for the day. The bus driver obviously smelled your fear on him and passed out in fright.

12/4/2010 2:31:42 PM

Canadiest

Don't know why you people are so afraid of demons. From most the posts brought here they are the easiest things to scare, remove or scare, chickens have more nerve then demons.

12/5/2010 12:02:49 PM

v200

Sure he did son, sure he did.

12/8/2011 7:28:26 PM

Saringuy

google => list of health conditions that cause seizures

c'mon, it can't be that hard to not be a total retard

3/13/2012 11:01:30 PM

Crimson Lizard

Ah, the old "friend of a friend" bit. "I know this guy who knows a guy. No names."

Lying for Jesus... and not very well, either.

7/5/2012 8:25:45 AM
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