Personally I feel that masturbation is the greater evil. If you sit down and look at pornography, you are being tempted. If you walk away, you have achieve victory over that temptaiton. But to go to the next step is to give in to that temptation, which is where the real damage takes place.
It's also a form of idolatry, because the sexual image becomes a thing of worship and desire.
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Riiiiight. The all-powerful creator of the universe really and truly cares deeply about insignificant humans masturbating. That makes about as much sense as worrying about what ants do with their genitalia ... assuming, of course, that ants even have genitalia.
Some anagrams:-
ransomed = mad senor
ransomed = damn sore
ransomed = reams don
ransomed = man doers
ransomed = rode man's
What about me? I don't look at porn when I jerk it. The things I come up with in my own mind are sufficient.
@ furtherfall : If we masturbate to God a lot, he might even let us suck his cock when we get to Heaven.
I bet God's cock is MAGNIFICENT !
So when you sit down and presumably watch (assuming you watch tv) some dumbass like Mr. O'Reilly, Robertson or Hannity night after night, have you not just begun worshiping them? Isn't that a form of idolatry? Don't you desire their bullshit spewing from your t.v.? And don't tell me you didn't whack it once to Palin. C'mon, you know you did.
Why is every religious nutcase obsessed with sex? I mean, it's an obsession with any form of sex, it's comments filled with a religious homo-erotic language and some sick form of necrophilia. Morbid cult!
I dont worship my pile of porn... Maybe I should...
Personally I feel that masturbation is the greater evil.
If it bothers you that much, you can always become an eunuch.
I masturbate. I don't, however, worship my penis. I leave that for my wife's, eh hem, you know.
Edit: He has a stack of Playboys and Hustlers under his bed, but he just has them so he can read the articles. [snicker, giggle]
(Eden)
"Hm, you seem to worship your bible which is definitely some form of idolatry."
Damn, ya beat me to it. *sigh*
Idolatry? You mean that thing the Bible talks about? That thing which is worshipping an Idol? Idols which are specified in the Bible as being any physical representation of anything in the skies?
I'm sorry, but unless you're wacking off to pictures of birds and bats, you're seriously out of luck with that argument.
Not to mention the Bible also states that the worship MUST be of a religious nature... and I bet you wack off to pictures of Jesus coming out of the clouds.
Closet Weasel Pounder forgot the physical benefits of masterbating.
Improved prostate health.
Eases menstral cramps.
Reduces stress.
Fantasies help the process along.
@ Jay-Sus
Probably jerks to the bible. Wait, he can't. The pages are stuck together.
I have a question for this fundie. If you masturbate while looking at porn at the same time, is it more or less "sinful" in the eyes of Yahweh than doing the 2 activities separately. Furthermore, why did Yahweh give us the ability to pleasure ourselves if we weren't supposed to do it?
He he... I got over the 'kid-in-a-candy'store' feeling about pr0n back in dial-up days but these people are absolutely obsessed!
Assuming for the moment that it is the male RRers that have this ongoing 'pornography addiction', I can safely say that *every*single*one*of*them*masturbates, and are thusly in a state of devastating guilt all of the time! Job done!
It's one of the main tenets of an effective control system: make it *impossible* to actually follow, to ensure constant, total fear
"If you sit down and look at pornography, you are being tempted. If you walk away, you have achieve victory over that temptaiton. "
I wonder how often ransomed does this (and fails to resist the temptation )?
at first i was like. this guys being to critical, the quote isn't that bad. then there is that thing about idolatry.
yes that's right masturbation is the most devote form of worship. that's why whenever i find a crucifix i make certan to spread my jizz all over it. ha, ha
"Closet Weasel Pounder forgot the physical benefits of masterbating.
Improved prostate health.
Eases menstral cramps.
Reduces stress.
Fantasies help the process along. "
hmmm now that you mention it. i do masterbat and i never gwet menstar cramps. btw i'm a guy.
What if you don't use pornography when you masturbate? Is it a lesser evil then?
What kind of damage takes place, btw?
Masturbation is just sex with someone you (hopefully) love.
By this logic (if something is desired, it is being worshiped), enjoying cake is idolatry, since it means worshiping the cake.
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE CAKE, MORTALS!
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