CREATION is proof of CREATION!
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OMFG, please, for the love of something, please be a Poe. I know fundies think like this, but it's not logical. My mind can't process such a fucking idiotic thought.
Yesterday, I heard Skid Row do Jingle Bells on the radio. I just ate a peanut butter sandwich. There's an infomercial on TV right now, and my dog hasn't barked all day. Therefore, evolution is real and god does not exist.
Now I shall astound you with my logic:
EVOLUTION is proof of EVOLUTION!
Huh, guess that works for everything.
PRINCE PHILIP is proof of PRINCE PHILIP.
Hey, if it's good enough for the Yaohnanen tribe of Vanuatu, it's good enough for Hugo. :)
And all creation is proof of the CREATOR as well. YES, including that ham sandwich. Wait, stop, don't eat... !
Dammit, there goes my proof!
This is not even circular reasoning anymore. Circular means that A proves B and B proves A therefore they're both true. This is just, sort of, zero-dimensional reasoning. You never leave the one point.
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
"CREATION is proof of CREATION!"
Not if the scientists at CERN in Switzerland have anything to say about it. Meet their ultimate weapon, the Large Hadron Collider. What I call the God Killer:
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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
>:D
very true.
After all, If we were not all created by a kind loving God how else could we have gotton here. I mean the universe fine tuned for life, Adam insisted on a woman instead of a beast (ok that may have been a mistake), The GREAT FLUD , and all that !
;-)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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