Satan has many tricks and one of them is making people pretend that digging for fossils is a real job, but he's really only doing it so that we all dig closer to Hell. That way he can grab us when we walk past and pull us down the Hell Hole to stop us being saved.
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Sounds like a Poe.
We don't usually just dig for fossils. Usually, we have to see some part of them first, either weathered out onto the surface or as a result of digging for some other purpose, like making a road.
That way he can grab us when we walk past and pull us down the Hell Hole to stop us being saved.
Gee, why is Sarah Palin so quick to want to drill for oil? Maybe she's a Satanist!
That's one hell of an imagination you have there....but I have a question. Does your house have a basement? Did you build it on stilts to get closer to heaven? Even if they do exist, physical proximity isn't going to do much.
She's a Poe, and a regular at the Raytractors website.
I still can't always get my head around the fact that I can read the must fucked up shit imaginable and can't be sure that it's not some moron's religious belief.
I am using this way to much lately but...
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
ROFLOL
Oil riggers, miners, foundation diggers, tunnel builders, and moles beware.
wtf, im a paleontologist, and ive never been atttacked by a demon however....
A long time ago me and my brother kyle here,
AND HE SAID!!!!
play the best song in the world, or i'll eat your soul
lol
What makes you so damned superior, conduit?
I hate poes who think they've somehow put one over on everyone and are sooooooo much smarter than the rest of the world. So you managed to fool some people. Big fucking deal. Get over yourself.
then you do not use a toilet ? after all the sewers are big and deep so they must go near hell itself.
There is a hole in Russia I believe that is the actual opening to hell itself. It may be the entrance to Hades but close enough.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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