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The idea of people and trees being related is stupid because there is no scientific, empirical evidence that supports it. Are there fossils that bear aspects of human beings and non-living things, like rocks and trees? It's bad enough to say that humans evolved from other living creatures, but to say that living creatures and inanimate objects evolved from the same unicellular organism....? True evidence, please?

erikloza, Atheist Central--Ray Comfort's Blog 37 Comments [12/21/2008 6:57:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Eric Blair
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#820926
Netharian

With Ray's knowledge of evolution I don't know how those atheists on his blog aren't instantly convinced.

12/21/2008 6:59:56 PM

#820929
furtherfall

He thinks trees aren't alive...wtf.

12/21/2008 7:03:49 PM

#820935
K T

.................Wow , now I see the light......... praise jeebus!!!

12/21/2008 7:08:17 PM

#820936
aaa

Trees are quite alive, kid.

12/21/2008 7:08:23 PM

#820943
altoid

non-living things, like rocks and trees

The Ents would like a word with you.

Seriously though, trees are alive. Idiot.


12/21/2008 7:11:21 PM

#820995
MozMode

Trees grow, asshole. Therefore, they are alive. I thought anyone with half a brain knows that.


...guess not.

12/21/2008 7:37:42 PM

#821026
Devonian

"non-living"
"trees"
LOL FUCKING WUT

12/21/2008 7:59:06 PM

#821042
solomongrundy

Er, Ray's right on one level on this one, biblically speaking trees aren't alive.'The life is in the blood' as Leviticus says, not in the sap. If it doesn't bleed, it's not alive.

12/21/2008 8:09:58 PM

#821048
Smashed Heads

like rocks and trees?

Do you even know what a school is?

12/21/2008 8:15:57 PM

#821079
rw23

Yeah, Ray, you've almost grasped it. You're descended from a rock on your father's side and a Ford Edsel on your mother's. And yet you still insist on eating bananas, you crazy chimp!

12/21/2008 8:31:50 PM

#821093
Clown

If it's moving very very slowly, it doesn't mean it's inanimate object.

12/21/2008 8:39:10 PM

#821097
dworkin

If you want a vision of the future, imagaine reality kicking a fundie in the face, forever.

12/21/2008 8:39:59 PM

#821112
Siberia

Non living things... like trees.
Okay then.

12/21/2008 8:50:00 PM

#821121
colonel catastrophe

Well considering all living things on earth are made up of the same genetic base pairs in their DNA (I'm no biologist but I think adenine, thymine, cytosine, and guanine are the base pairs...?) that's pretty strong evidence that we're all related to some degree.

12/21/2008 8:57:03 PM

#821143
Old Viking

Back when I was a boy -- it was a long time ago -- trees were alive.

12/21/2008 9:08:11 PM

#821154
Callyn

Non-living things like trees? People like this make me want to just end the world because the human race isn't worth the effort.

12/21/2008 9:15:22 PM

#821156
WMDKitty

Uh... whut?

12/21/2008 9:16:06 PM

#821233
myheadhurts

I hear that men can get wood.....

12/21/2008 10:09:18 PM

#821283
El Zorro

I wonder if these people ever consider thinking before the post stuff on the Internet. It could prevent them from ending up here, you know.

12/21/2008 10:49:39 PM

#821413
FMG

We have carbon in us and so does rock... It easy to point out that we are probably made up of the same substances.

12/22/2008 12:32:34 AM

#821440
Jadehawk

mmmm.... plants breathe, procreate, grow, and some of them even move and are carnivorous. yeah, I can totally see how you'd confuse them for inanimate objects

*facepalm*

12/22/2008 1:04:34 AM

#821556
Dr. Funkenstein

"Are there fossils that bear aspects of human beings and non-living things, like rocks and trees?"

Holy fucking failure, Batman!

12/22/2008 3:58:03 AM

#821568
Sasha

There's no oxygen getting to your brain at all, is there?

12/22/2008 4:07:23 AM

#821613
Antichrist

trees are not intimate. inanimate is not the same as unmoving.

12/22/2008 4:48:27 AM

#821720
QT

GENETICS AND LIFE SCIENCES FAIL

12/22/2008 7:13:24 AM
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